第一章 乌龙事件

yishenpijuandeyanluoluohuidaojiudian,shuaka,jinmen,shuaidiaogaogenxie,daozaichuangshangzhengyaoshui。

gangtangxiayimiao,tacengditiaoxialechuang。

床上有人!

yanluoluodajingshise,mosuozhekailedeng。

zhijianyigenanrenzhengtangzaitadechuangshang!

nanrenzhengkaiyishuangjunmou,yinyuerruilidemuguangluozaitashenshang。

yanluoluolengleliangmiao,fanyingguolai,zheirenbiranshiruoyaoneiyatouanpaide。

jinwanzhouruoyaoweitajiefengxichenshi,yitingshuotazaifaguozheiwunian,doumeiyouguonanren,bujinxixuzhenjing,dangjipaizhexiongfushuoyaojiyanluoluojieshaoshuaige,gongduliangxiao。

yanluoluobenyiweitashiwanxiaohua,meixiangdaohaizhenluodaoleshichu。

yanqianzheinanrenwuguanyingjun,qizhibufan,zaipeishangneiyishenxiantiaofenmingdefuji,gengxiandetaxingganyoumeili。zuizhimingde,haishineishuangshensuidemouzi,yandiliuluchudegaoguishentai,jianzhirushenzhiyiban。

颜洛洛看得愣住了。

“kangouleme?”nanrenbunaifandiwen。

“aduibuqi……nizhangdeyoudianxiangwoerzi。”

yanluoluokebushifanhuachi,tazhenzheimejuede。

zheijiahuodeyanjingshizaihetajialineiweixiaozhengtairuchuyizhea。

nanrendelianseyuefanankan。

xiangjitashengerzidenvrenhenduo,danshanglaijiushuotazhangdexiangerzide,zheinvrenshidiyige,tadaodishinaocanbuhuishuohua,haishichilexiongxinbaozidan?

yanluoluoyixiaziyishidao,zijizheimeshuobieren,sihuyoudianzhanrenjiabianyideyisi。

taganjincongbaolinachujizhangbaiyuanzhichao,fangzailechuangtou,duinanrenshuo:“buhaoyisi,wojinwanmeiyouxingzhi,nixianhuiquba,zheixieqianjiusuanshinibaipaoyitangdebuchangba。”

mubeihancongrongzuoqishen,kaozaichuangtou,saoleyiyantafangxiadeqian,“zenme,yuqinguzong?”

gouyintadenvrentaiduole,shouduanyeshiqianqibaiguai,zaitakanlai,zheibuguoshiyizhongxiangyinqitaxingqudehuazhao。

yanluoluotanlekouqi,youcongqianbaonaleliangzhangzhichaofangzaichuangtou,pibeishuodao:“xianzaigouleba?”

mubeihandelianseyinchenxialai,jiusuanshiyanxi,zheinvrendetaiduyeguohuole。

nanbuchengyiweijinuta,jiunengpashangtadechuang?

不自量力的女人。

talaidaoyanluoluomianqian,kanzhezheizhangcangbaidexiaolian,daoshigemeinv,kexile。

yanluoluobuxiguanherenyoujinjulidejiechu,buandihoutui,mubeihanqueyibanaguoyanluoluodeshoubao。

“niganma!”yanluoluoyaoquduohuilai,baolidedongxiqueyijingbeinanrenhuadiquandaozaichuangshang。

tabendasuanzhaochutadeshenfenzheng,haoyihoujitagejiaoxun,quewuyipiejianleneizhangdaigaolejichangdayindejipiaocungen。

mubeihannaqijipiao,youkanleyanmianqianzheijieaobuxundenvren,qingxiaodao:“buyuanwanlicongfaguofeihuilai,jiuweilejinwan?nihaizhenbuxianzheteng。”

“ha?”yanluoluoqixiaole,zheirenyetaizilianleba!

tabuxiepielenanrenyiyan,“nishiyoudianzise,danwozhendeduinimeixingqu,niganjinzouba!”

jiannanrenwudongyuzhong,yanluoluoqifendao:“nijiushibuzou,shibushi?”

“zheishiwodefangjian,woweishenmeyaozou?”shuozhe,tawozhuleyanluoluodexiaba。

yanluoluomengdidadiaotadeshou,“jirannibuzou,neiwoyezhinengjiaorenlaile。”

taqihuhudinaqizuojidianhua,hujiaojiudianqiantai。

zheishiwunianlai,tadiyicihuiguo,xinqingbenlaijiuhenfuza,naxiangdaoyujianzheimegewulai,jianzhiyaoxintaizhaliele。

mubeihandandingzoudaochuangbian,jizijidaoleyibeiweishiji,chunjiaoweiweigouqi,daoyaokankanzheinvrenyihuierzenmeshouchang。

yanluoluodawandianhuahou,bianzhijiedaomenkouweizhi,fanzaodidengzhebaoanshanglai,yeanzixiwangyihuierbuyaobeirenrenchulai。

wunianqian,tazuoweitangtangyanjiaerxiaojie,quezaijiehunqianxi,beibaochuyushenminanzikaifangdechouwen。

yiyezhijian,tazhongpanqinli。

shengminglangjiedeta,pobudeyiyuanzoufaguo。

zheiyiqu,jiushiwunian,rujintayijingshiyimingjianzhushi,yaobushiweilecanjiazheicidejianzhushidahui,tashidasuanyibeizibuhuilaide。

qiaomenshenghuranchuanlai,yanluoluolenglexia。

julitaguaduandianhua,gangguolebudaoyifenzhong,laidezheimekuaime?

tayihuodidakaimen,xintiaoyizhi。

menwaizhanzhede,shitacicihuiguo,bizhiweikongbujidenanren,luzhinian。