第1章
“tianchenxuezhang，xiexienijiwomaidexiangnaierbaobao，wojidepangbianyouyijiahaohedemixueernaicha，woqingnihenaichaba！”
yidaoqingcuideshengyincongerbianxiangqi，tianchenhuanghudezhengkaileyanjing。
yingruyanliande，shiyigechuanzhedanhuangselianyiqun，yaotiaoenadebeiying。
xuebaidedazhangtuizaiqunbaixiaruoyinruoxian，yaoshenxiadehun、yuangaogaoqiaoqi，zouqilaiyaoyeshengzi，xixidexiaoyaogengshikankanyiwo，kanzhejiweiyouren。
huangusizhou，tianchenweiweiyileng。
tagangcaimingmingshibeichezhuangle，youhaoxinrenbatasongdaoleyiyuan……
haibudengtianchenhuiguoshenlai，neidaoenadeshenyingyijingpengzheyibeinaichachaozhezheibianhuiqileshou。
jingliderongyan，jingzhidezhuangrong，yaotiaodeshencai，haidaizheyifudadadeyuankuangyanjing…qimayoubafenyishangdezhangxiang。
zheinvren……heranshitianchendeqianqianqiannvyou，liruoxi！
“liruoxi，nizheishi？”
tianchenyouxiechayidezouleguoqu，dishengshuodao。
liruoxikanzhetafalengdemoyang，haiyiweitianchenshiyinweijitamailebaobaobumanyi，likejueqilezuiba。
“haishuoyaoyizhidangwozhibojiandebangyidageni，bujiushijiwomailegebaobaoma？zenmezheimexiaoqi？”
“kuiwohaixiangzhejinimaibeinaichakaolaokaolaoni，taishengqile！”
shuowanzheiliangjuhuazhihou，liruoxipengzhenaichazhuanshenjiuyaozou。
“rewoshengqishiyaochengfade，jiufanibanaichadeqianjifule！”
zheiniangmenerhai**deyiguandounengkou…yibeinaichadeqiandoushebude，shuoshiyaoqingwo，jieguohaidewofuzhang？
tianchendexintoudanchulezheigeniantou，shouqueyijingbushoukongzhidenachuleshouji。
kanzheshoulineizhanxinwubideshuiguoxr，tianchendeshouyidou。
budui，tayinianqianjiubashuiguoxrmailehuanlegeershouzapai，zheishoujishinalilaide？
kanzheyanqianzheiyimu，tingzheneishuxiwubidehua，tianchendenaoziwengdeyishenghuiguoweierlai。
他这是…重生了！
yanxiazhengshitashangdasan，jijiangshixi……yejiushizhunbeijichengjialineijijiagongsideqianxi。
jieshougongsimeiduojiu，tajiubeirenlianshoukenghai，jializhijiepochan，fumushoubuledajishuangshuangzisha，tazijiyeshiyijuebuzhen。
weilezouchukunjing，tasichuzhaorenqiuzhu，quebeixianshihenhendalian。
bimenxiekebujiantade，dousuandeshangyouliangxin。
gengyoushenzheluojingxiashi，yerangtachedirenshilerenxin。
……
dangchudeyiqie，douyaocongtabeiqianshigoutuizizhaokaihuyouzhexihuanshangkanzhiboshuoqi。
yanqianzheigekanshangqurenchuwuhai，qingchunderutonglinjiameimeidenvhai，jiushitaxihuanshangdediyigezhubo。
yeshitadexiaohuaxuemei，diyirennvpengyou。
tongyang，yeshitahaoxiongdifanbiaoxianzaixinmuzhongdenvshen，weilaidenvpengyou……
zheigenvrenzhishikanshangquqingchun，shijishangguzilihuaidehen。
tagentianchenzaiyiqi，jiushikanzhongletianchenzaitazhibojianyizhiqianjindeyuandatoujinger。
shangyishideshihou，tagentianchencongdiyicisixiajianmiandaozuizhongfenshou，qianhoubudaosangeyuedeshijian。
congtianchendeshoulilianmengdaipiandenongzouleshangbaiwan！
erzaizheisangeyuenei，tianchenzuiduozhigentaqianguoshou。
连嘴都没亲过。
fenshouhou，haiweicishangxinlesantian。
lazhefanbiaohelesantiandejiu。
sheizhidaozheiniangmenqishizhuantoujiugenfanbiaogaozaileyiqi。
zhidaohoulaitianchencaizhidao，zheiduigounannvqishizaojiuanzhonglianshou。
baokuogoutuizizhaokaiyeyiyang，jiushijuedetarenshaqianduo，nengkengduoshaoshiduoshao。
这群畜生！
yishidaolezijiyoulezhongxinlaiguodejihui，tianchenshenxileyikouqi，xinzhongshanguoleyimolengyi。
yanxiazheiqungounannvmenhaimeiyouchedicouchengyizu。
tayoudeshijihuigegejipo。
bushixiangwanta，xiangkengtaqianme？
henhao，zheiyicitajiuhaohaodepeizheibangwangbadanhaohaowanyiwan。
至于怎么玩……
tianchentaiqishoumosuoleyixiaxiaba，xinlimianfanguolewushudeniantou。
yitaxianzaidejiashibeijinghecaili，xiangyaozhijienongsizheibanggoudongxishizaishitairongyile。
danzhijiechuochuannvhaiwang，rangtashenbaiminglieshenmede，zuiduoyejiushishangjindonggu，zhijienongsihaiyoudianbianyitadexianyi。
yaowan，jiudewandedayidian，huayidian，burandouduibuqitaneixienianshouguodeweiqu。
shangyishiliruoxideshihoubushizongzhuangchunme，daozuihoucongtazheipianleshangbaiwandoumeirangtadeshou。
zheiyicikejiumeineimebianyile，tianchencuolecuoshou，zuohaolexianshangchezaitaopiaodedasuan。
baipiaoshenmede，tailakua。
tabudanyaobaipiao，haidebadangchuhuajizheigezhanvdeqian，shuangbeinonghuilai。
ranhouzaijiangtahenhenxiuru！
burangtarenshidaoshijianxiane，tihuidaorenjianjiku，tajiusuanbaihuozheiyici！