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wohebazongtanlesannianlianai,bazongmamazhaodaowo,「yigeyi,likaiwoerzi。」

duanzandechenmohou,woguoduantaochushoujijibazongfaxiaoxi:【chentuile,zheiyitui,jiushiyibeizi。】

houlaibazongqianlitiaotiaozhaodaowo,wozhengduizheyige185wenroumiantiandenandadongshoudongjiao。

nanda:「haiyourenzaini。」

wo(cangyingcuoshou):「meishi,woshibiantai。」

霸总:「?」

 wobazhenxintaojini,nijiwochaojianjiaole? 

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chuanjinbazongxiaoshuoli,wohenangaobazongtanlesannianlianai。gaokaochufendeneitian,bazongmamazhaodaowo:「yigeyi,likaiwoerzi。」

短暂的沉默过后。

woguoduantaochushoujijibazongfaxiaoxi:【chentuile,zheiyitui,jiushiyibeizi。】

bazongshenzhilaibujikougewenhao,jiubeiwohuosurengjinheimingdan,ranhoudangzhebazongmamademianyoubatadelianxifang

shishanchu。yitongcaozuoxialairangbazongmamamudengkoudai,huaiyidikanxiangwo,querensidewendao:「nibatashanle?」

woguaiqiao「a」lesheng,bazongmamayoukaishizhouzhemeitouhuaiyirensheng,「dianshijulibushizheiyangyandea。」tasihuyouxiejiujiedikanwobanshang,ranhouqishentanlekouqi,「suanle。nihetazhudingshibukenengde,ninengrenqingzheigexianshihenhao。」

bazongmamalengkudidaishangmojing,meiyanqichangpumianerlai,tabuxiedichuimou,dandankaikou,「kanzainizheimeshixiangdefenshang,yihouyoushenmeshikeyilaizhaowo。niheamutongxueyichang,woyebuhuizuoshibuguan。」

我大喜,「真的?」

bazongmama「ng」leyisheng,ranhoukanzhewoliluoqishenguixiaqu。

「qinfuren,ruguoninbuxianqi,woxiangrennindang**ma。」

秦夫人:「……」

du《sunzibingfa》,zourenshengdianfeng。 

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zhidaowohebazongfenshouhou,wodehaoguimibingleining·anlinake·yeliulixintengdibaozhuwo,wenroudao:「buyaoshangxinbaobao。wozaojiukankantabushunyanle,henichuduixiang,haiduineigexiaolvchasongguanhuaihehu,wopei!nixianzaiyesuanjishizhisun,wowanshangjinidianjigenanmo?」tawenwo。 

wotanlekouqi,pailepaiyeliulidebei,pinghedishuo:「haizima,qingchunqidouhuifandiancuo,birubaqinqingdangaiqing,qingbuyaoduiwodegandidirucikeke。」 

yeliuli:「?」  

qitianxialai,tanqinghedangchumeishenmeyang,yijiuhenbai,wokaozhefangshaimianqiangweichishengji。

「biemole……」tanqingerjiantonghong,quemeiyoutaishouzhizhiwo。

woyongmuzhimosuozhetanqingshouwan,gankaidao:「aqingnihaohuaa。」

tanqingdididao:「haiyourenzaini。」

wo(cangyingcuoshou):「meishi,woshibiantai。」

woyizhiditouzhuanzhutanqingdeshoubei,meiyoukanjianbuyuanchuzhanleyigexizhuanggelvdenanren。