第3章
“sujie，bie！buyongtuoyifu！”qingjizhixiawangxiaohumangjiucelian。
youneimeyishunjian，tajiuganjuenaodailiyoulianggenjindazaileyiqi。
jiejinijiangli......
奖励......
妈耶！
“neige......neige......”wangxiaohuqingbuzijindeyanlekoutuomo，“sujieqingzizhong！”
zheihuashuowan，wangxiaohudeliantudehongchenglehoupigu。
gaishuobushuodezheigejiangliqueshihao，buguowangxiaohucishixinliquezhishengxialekuijiu，yinweitayounvpengyoua......
suqiaoguzhalezhaneishuanghulinghulingdedayan，zhenggerendoushadiaole。
苏姐请自重？
“woqu，wangxiaohunixiangshani？”suqiaoguzhaixiabozishangdeyupei，qihuhudesaidaowangxiaohushouli，ranhouzhuanshenjiuchaozhewaimianzouqu。
yupeizhishanghaicanliuzhenvrenshenshangdandandewenhexiang，buguowangxiaohuzheigeshihouyehenmengbi。
这就误会了？
gangcaimingming......
jiudangtazhuizhuibuan，zhuomoruhejieshi，menwaichuanlaiyizhenjiaobusheng，yitaitoujiujiansuqiaogunazhefanlanzoulejinlai。
wangxiaohuxintouyixi，ganmangyingleshangqu，zhishineishuangshouquegangadewuchuanfang，“sujie，gangcai......”
suqiaoguhenhendenglewangxiaohuyiyan，“gangcaizenmele？ganjinchifan！”
wangxiaohuyezhengchoubuzhiruhejieshi，jiantabuti，suoxingyebujieshi，ganjinxishoubangmangnayizi，“sujie，niyeyiqichiba？”
suqiaoguqiaolianweihong，xiandeyouxieniunie，danzhongjiuhaishidianlediantouzuozailewangxiaohupangbian。
fancaiyirukou，wangxiaohuzhengdaleyanjing。
“好香！”
“niyiweijiedeqiaoerzishibaijiaode？”
suqiaogumeihaoqifanfanbaiyan，poyoujifendeyi，“zhiyaoshinvrendehuoer，meiyouwobujingtongde！”
wangxiaohupeizhexiaolian，mangfanchangdaodudecouchuyixiejijinzanmeidecihui，“sujie，nirenmeishouqiao，zuoshenmedoudiyi！”
suqiaoguzhishiqingqingyixiao，neizhangjuemeiderongyanzhishangfenmingduolejifenluomo。
tanaqikuaizi，jialeyikoucai，shiyuqianjiayouhaosimanduchouchangwurenxuanxie，“neiyoushenmeyong，haibushiyigeguafu？”
wangxiaohuwenyan，xinliyouhaosibeishenmedongxinaoleyixia，shoujiaomaohan，huxiyeweizhiyizhi。
点我。
肯定是点我话呢！
“keke，sujiea，guafuzenmele？xianzaizheishehui，lihundeyidadui，pingshenmekanbuqiguafu？shuobudingmouyitiannijiunengyushangnidezhenmingtianzi。”
suqiaogufangxiakuaizi，shuangshoutuosai，yishuangshuilinglingdedayanjingkanzhewangxiaohu，meimouzhongwangxiaohujihukeyikandaozijideyingzi，“nishuodezhenmingtianzi，shiniba？”
wangxiaohuxinputongputongtiao，shichuile。
suqiaogumobushiduizijiyijianzhongqingle？shide，kendingshiyinweizijijiuleta，suoyitacaihui......
“keke，sujie，ninkezhenhuikaiwanxiao。”wangxiaohuganmangdaodixiatoubalafancai，suiranxinliyoudianxiaojiaoao，danwangxiaohuquebuxiangzuoduibuqizijinvpengyoudeshiqing。
tahaixianghetaxiangyinghaozhao，shengsangehaizini！
kandaozhei，suqiaoguyuefaquexinzijifangcaidequewuhuilerenjia，buyouduiwangxiaohuyougaokanleliangyan。
buzhiweisha，youneimeyishunjian，taganjueruguozijidezhenmingtianzishitajiuhaole。
fancaichidehenkuai，suqiaogujiandanshoushileyixia，“kannitingxihuanchiwodecai，mingtianwohaijinizuo！”
“buyaowuhui，fanzhengwoyigerenchifan，yejiushiduoqieliangdaocaideshier！”
“jiuxiangdangyubaodanidejiumingzhienle！”
“ng，jiuzheimeshuodingle。”
jihubunengwangxiaohuzaikaikou，suqiaoguyijinglinzhelanzilikailezhensuo。
wangxiaohuzazazui，bieshuo，zheinvrenzuodefancaiqueshixiang，weilaiyiduanshijianzijijiuyaozhagenzheili，zhenyaomangqilaikendingmeifazuofan，daoshihouyoudifangchifanyeshijihaode。
zhiyubaoenbubaoende，wangxiaohubingbuzaiyi，dabuledaoshihoujisujiefanqianjiushile。
jiandandexilebalian，wangxiaohubianchumenxunshilexiazijidelingdi。
zhengfangshizuobeichaonan，lianggewoshiheyigebaizheshuzhuodewuzi，wuziwaimianguazhejizhenshidepaizi。
dongerfangshishuyededifang，fangzhehenduoyizi，xierfangfangzhejigezhangzhangdejianyishoushuchuang，shangmianhaiyoudanhesedexueji，wangxiaohudengdayanjing，mofeizheipodifangyiqianhaizuoguoshoushu？
xibeijiaoshicesuo，hezhengfangxiangduideshidaozuofang，limianyouyixiezawu。
yuanzizhengzhongjianshiliushuxiamianyoujikuaipozhuanzhiqilaidepingzhengdeshitai，shangmianheixiangoulechuchuhehanjie，zhishiqizibuzhidaoqunalile，zhiliuxiajigegaoaibupingdeshudun。
qingzhuandimiankengkengwawa，daochudoushiquekou，cunzhejintiandeyushui，yibuxiaoxinjiucaishijiao。
“yihou，jiuyaozaizheilifendoule！”
wangxiaohushenxiyikouqi，buguanzenmeyang，zijixianzaishenjuyineng，xianbagenzhahao，shuobudingyongbuleyinianzijijiunengchurentoudi，ranhouheyangruoyijiehunshenghaizi。
ng，xiangyinghaozhao，shengsange！
tafanhuiwoshi，beirushisuqiaogudailaide，daizhenvrendetixiang，daozaishangmianzongjuedexintiaodetebielihai。
mimihuhuzhong，qinglengdeyueguangtouguochuanghubianchengyililiyinbaisedeguangdian，shunzhehuxijinrulewangxiaohudeshenti。
dangxirudeguangdiandadaoyidingliangshi，yiben《diwangjing》chuxianzainaohaizhong，neixieguangdianyezaicishijiehexingchengleyishushunuanliu，penyongyibanchongruwangxiaohudesizhibaihai。
dangqingchendiyishuguangzhaojinfangjian，wangxiaohuzhengkaiyandeneiyishun，meitoushunjianzhouleqilai，“made，shenmedongxi，weineimedaa？”
卧槽！
wangxiaohuyitaishoufaxianzijishoubeizhishangheihuhude，youqishikaojinyihou，weidaogewaishangtou，zheiyishun，zhenggerendoujingshenle。
qishenyikan，tazheicaifaxianbujinshishou，zijiquanshenshangxiajiuhaosifugaileyicengnijiang，youchouyounian。
tajicongcongwangwaipao，zhunbeixianxigezaozaishuo，zhendezhishihewangchangyiyangqingqingdetuileyixiamen，xiayimiao，jiutingguangdangyisheng，banshanmenbeitatuidaole......
卧槽！
wangxiaohudairuomuji，nanyizhixindekanzhezijideshouyijiliantiedingdoubachulaidemenkuang！
tadehoujiebutingsongdong，yinweizheiyimuyijingdianfuletaderenzhifanwei。
weileyanzheng，taqingqingyibu，zoudaokuanhoudeshizhuomianqian。
“bukenengba？huoxushishijianjiule，mumenfuxiule，zhiliangbianchale？”
tanannanziyu，bashoufangzaileshizhuozhishang，bingbingliangliang，jirendeganjuejiuhenhouzhong，wangxiaohushaoyiyongli。
gengjiaguiyideyimuchuxianle，qimayibaijinkaiwaideshizhuo，jiuhaosidianshijulimiandesuliaodaojuyiyang，jingbeitadanshoutuoleqilai。
“danding，danding！”wangxiaohusongdejiushiyijing，ganmangbazhuoziguiwei，erhouyoupaowaimiansixiasaoleyiyan，quedingmeirenzheicaisonglekouqi。
yinweitashixinlaidecunyi，yemeishenmemingqi，suoyizheiyitianxialaichulesuqiaogusonglesancanguolai，yigebingrendoumeiyou。zhengqiaowangxiaohuyechenzheijihuihaohaozhuomoleyixianaozilidedongxi。
yinengcongyupeililai，huoxuzijidexueyedishangquyinfalejieguo。
suqiaogushigeputongnvren，keshiyinweizhangqipeidaiyupei，shentijiankangwubing，zhangxiangjuemeiqizhijuejia，nianjinsanshiquerutongerbashaonv，shentijinengzaizuijiazhuangtai。
tabuzhidaoshishenme，yishujihushitabingshanyijiao，limianhaiyoushenzangdebaoku！
dengwangxiaohuhuiguoshenlai，yijingshidiertian。
suqiaogusongfandeshihou，tahaoqifawen，“weishenmemeiyoubingrena？”
suqiaogumeihaoqidepieletayiyan，“woyiweinishale！doubuguanbuwende，nixianzaicaixiangqilainishigeyishenga？”
“cunlimianmeiyouyisheng，keshiyoubingfanga，dajiadoukanguanle，sheixiangxinyigemoshengrena？”
wangxiaohuzhoumei，zheikezenmeban？nandaozijiyaotigongmengnanshangmenfuwume？
cunlishigerenqingshehui，buxinrenderen，sheiganrangkanbinga？
shangwu，suqiaoguqutaolinmangqule，wangxiaohutangzaishaolebanshanmendewoshili，bimuxiulian，shunqiziranba。
吱......
menwaimianchuanlaiyishengcierluntaimodishengyin，wangxiaohujingdezhuantou，jiukandaoyilianghongsebaoshijiekayantingzaimenkou，yigenvrenhuailibaozhegoujiuchonglejinlai。
taershilaisui，yitouwuheixiufaxiamianshibaiyuyibandelianpang，etoushangshijidixianghan。
heisexiaoxizhuanglimianshimihuangsecixiudiaohuaneichen，baisebaotunqunxiamianshiliangtiaolingsuoyounanrenwuxianxiaxiangdeheisizhangtui，fubaimaomei，panjingtiaoshun！
yishuangshuiwangwangdetaohuayanxianzaiquanshijiaoji，yongrangrenmadaogutoufasudeshengyinjidao：“dafu，kuaijiunailao！nailaokuaisile！”
wangxiaohuhuoranqishen，tanzhetouwangnvrenshenhouhaocheshangkan。
快死了？重病？
maya，neiwobushijibujikandewentia！
sizaizheilihuibuhuiewoa？
keshiyishengdezhiyerangtaxiayishiwendao。
“奶酪在哪儿呢？”
nvrenjidekuaikule，hongchunyinu，zhizhehuailibaisedebomeiquan，“tajiushinailao。”
“keke......nailaoshitiaogou？”wangxiaohumianpiyichou！
可老子不是兽医啊！