第6章 戳戳你个白莲花(2)

“zheizhonghuajihenduandehuaer,shengkaishirucimei,sheikanledouyaoxihuan,zhishikaiyiciburongyi,zheiyicidiaoxiehou,youbuzhiyaodengheshicainengkaihua,shuolai,hainanweilediedierucixixinhehu。”tajiangzhexiadeneiduohua,jiangqihuabanyipianpianzhaixia,fangdaohuapudenitushang。

“yo!naerlaide**,jingranlianjiangjundekongquelingyeganzaota,haizhenbazigedangchengbaolebucheng!”yidaodaizhechaofengdenianqingnvzizhishengmodizishenhouchuanlai。

weidailanpianruohuiguoshenlai,lingyijunvzideshengyinjierxiangqi:“xiaojie,neijiushijiangjunqianjirigangrendenver。”

“shenme?jingranshita!nandaozheifushangwurengaosuta,neikongquelingshijiangjunzuiruxindebaobeima?”shuohuadenvzi,shilanjiangjuntangdiyifuzixiayishan。

tayishenfensedezhezhuang,fabindaizheyimeiyinsehonghuazan,jiaoxiamaizhelianhuabu,shenzienayouya,zuijiaogouqilezirenweiyouyaduanzhuangdexiao,humeiyanweiweimizhe,yanzhongquedaizhemanmandechaofengyubuxie。

zhanzaihuayuanyuanziderumenzhichu,yutadeyahuanyichangyihe。

zaojiuzhitalaizheier,xiayishanbuguoshikeyiraodaozheibianlaikankan,daodishizenmeyangrenlingjiangjunrucibaobei。

lanpianruodandandepieletayiyan,bianqishen,wen:“zheihouyuanbushijiangjunjinlingzhidima?”

“huixiaojie,jiangjunzhiqianfenfuguo,zheihouyuanchulexiaojienengjinlaizhiwai,qitarenweidedaojiangjunhuoshixiaojiedeyunxusheiyebudetarubanbu。”zisudizhetou,gongjingdehuidao。

lanpianruochuimou,taiqileshou,fulefufabin,dongzuoyouyadeti:“neini,keshizhidaoyaoruhezuo?”

zisuditou,huidao:“shi!”,erhou,bianzhuanshen,mianduizhexiayishan,yijiushichuitou,danqueburuduilanpianruoneibandegongjing。

zhiqianzaifushang,xiayishanzhangzhezigeshijiangjundeyuanfangzhinvzuoweizuofu,haobujiangzheixiedicengdeyahuanfangzaiyanzhong,zisuyemeishaoshouxiayishandeqi。

rujinbeidiaodaolanpianruoshenbian,zuoyidengyahuan,zisuzheihuiercaiyoukouchuanqidedier,tabulengburedeshuo:“biaoxiaojie,wojiaxiaojiebuxihuanwairenjinruhouyuan,haiwangbiaoxiaojiezixingliqu。”

“zisu,shenmejiaonijiawojia,xiaojiezenmejiuchenglewairen,zheibuyaoliandeyenvrencaishijiangjuncongwaitoujianhuilaide**!haiyou,nizheijianyatoushenmedongxi,jingranganrucigenxiaojieshuohua,yichaoshengtiannihaichengfenghuanglebucheng,niyebu……”

“a……”xiayishanshenpangneiyahuandehuahaiweishuowan,neituranfeilaiyizhenjiantoulvyehenhendehuaguoyahuandelianpang,xiaoliandanbeiyezihuachuleyoushenyouzhangdeshangkou,tongdewuliandajiao。

xiayishanbeilanpianruozheituruqilaidejudonghedelianlianhoutui,zhengzhangdunshibiandecangbaiwuli。

tazhizhelanpianruo,xianshikanleyanzigedailaideyahuanneizhangmanshixianxuedelian,houbiannushizhelanpianruolenghe:“lan、pian、ruo,ni,nijingganshangwoderen,wo,wodasinizheifeiwu……”xiayishansihufafengleyiban,yanmoulveweidedengyuan:“nizheixiao**,yetaicangkuangledian!!”

“xiaojie……wuwuwu,xiaojie……nubi!”yahuanxiaoqingkudeshangqibujiexiaqi,shuangshouzhandouzhewuzhezijidelianpang,neiyishuangmouziqueshidaizheshenshendekongju!