第1章
shenye，jinzhangzhong，nanrenyishanbanzhe。
baomanyoulidejirouxiantiao，zaizhuguangshanshuozhongbiandeyufayinruxiangrufeifei。
ketadeyanshen，meiyousihaoyuwang，zhiyoulengmohechaofeng！
zheirangtoutengyulie，conghunshuizhongxinglaidemeiwener，xiayishixiangbarentuikai，“wu～”
chajuedaotaxiaodongzuodemounan，quejiangtafankouzaitashang，dichenyinyadeciyin，yitouchucanbaodeshayi，“jibenwangsheju！meiwener，nizheimegan，benwangjiurangnichegunanwang！”
meiwenerdalegejiling，buduanyoujiyiyongru。
zaixiandaigaokeyanzhiyaodeta，chuanshule！
chenglehetatongmingdexiangfudinv，songbaiyueguangnvzhudangshanghuanghoudepaohuinvpei！taxianshibeishejikanshangnanzhu——shezhengwang！
danshezhengwangxihuande，shitadetangjiemeiwenhua，xiaomingwanwan，suoyinapameiwenerzhangzhechengxiangdiechengyao，qiudelecihunshengzhi！kequletadeshezhengwang，yizhiduitabuwenbuwen。
yushijiuyoulejintianzheiyichu......
shezhengwangyaoshuibaiyueguangceshi，quebeiyuanzhujiehudezheiyiwan！
jiuzaifangcai，shezhengwangdebaiyueguangceshikuzhepaole......
绝了！
“bushixiangyaogedizhangzime？benwangchengquanni！”
bu，wobuxiang，keshinanrendeqianzhiheshentishangdetengtong，rangmeiwenerwufakaikou。
“bubijibizitang，rangtahuai！jianglaiqumuliuzi，jiwanwanyang。”
zuihou，nanrendiuxiayijuhua，touyebuhuidezoule。
......
meixiangdaonanzhuyechenfengshigehenren，xianzaijiujihuahaoqumuliuzi！
yanyanyixidemeiwener，siyubanxiangzhe，danzheihaimeiwan！
yinyueli，tahaitingdaomeiwenhuadeshengyin！
“batacongxiangfudailaidexinfu，quanzhuaqilai，maijiyazi！”
“是！梅夫人。”
......
呵。
bukuishiyuanshuli，yinzangzaicanbaonanzhubeihou，xinjiwudidenvzhu！
suoweidejiehu，doushitadesuanji！jiecijiandiaomeiwenerdeyuyi！
jiyili，yuanshushedingzhong——
meiwenerdetoutaijiushiyinweinvzhudesheji，lingnanzhuwuyiweihaizibushitade，beiqiangxingdadiao！
danhoulai，meiwenerhaishishengxialedizhangzi，haidedaolenanzhuderenke！
ketadejieju，queshibeinanzhuqiandaowangua！yinweinvzhudesuanji，nanzhuwuyiweimeiwenershaletazuijingaidezumu！
zheidoushihouhua......
meiwenerjide，ruguotajixudaizaiwangfuli，zuijinjiuhuiyouyibodasuanjidengzhenveta！buxing，tadexiangbanfazijiu！shouxianyaolikaizheili，biehenanzhucheshangrenheguage。
于是——
半月后。
xiachaodeyechenfengfaxian，yujiantademeigeguanyuan，douzaiyinhuiqieguaiyidedaliangzheta！？
“guanfeng，chayichazenmehuishi。”
“是！”
guanfenglingmingerqu，jiangjiachedejiangsheng，jiaojileshenbiandelaifu。
laifujieguoshoulai，jiuquerenxingdewendao：“wangye，meifurenzuotianhuixiangfule，yaoqujiehuilaime？”
“嗯。”
......
丞相府。
“wangyeninzheibianqing，furenyumeifurenjiuzaiqianbiandehuatingli。”
“ng。”yechenfengweiweihanshou，“hehuayangdebucuo。”
zheishitadiyicijinxiangfuhouyuan，suoyiyeshidiyicijiandaozheipianhehuachi。
更是第一次见到——
tangzaiyitiaoxiaochuanshang，tingzaidadaheyexiademeiwener！
danyinweitalianshanggaizheqingsha，yechenfengqichuhaimeirenchulai！
buguoxiafengsizhitayi，zhenghaojiangmeiwenerlianshangdeqingshachuikai，luchutajiaoyanmingmeiderongyan。
yechenfengdunshimiqishuangmou，muguangdingzaineigenvrenguangliuliudejiaoshang！
“azhei......”
suixingdeguanjiayekandaolezheiyimu，lianmangwushangleyan，zaibuganzhisheng。
yucitongshi，yechenfengyilveguohetang，caijinneizhixiaochuan。
hurandehuangdang，bashuimengzhongdemeiwenerjingxing，“wu～”
“**！niweilegouyinbenwang，haizhenshibuyiyuli！”yechenfengchaofengchusheng，yijingnengcaidao，zheichangmianshimeiwenerweilegouyinta，guyishexiadeju，rucifanglangdadan，shitadefengge。
erqie，tadaoshiyoujifenxiaocongming，zhidaozaiwangfuwufazaideshou，jingpaodaoxiangfulaizheteng。
然而——
meiwenerzhenggerendoushimengde！
勾引夜宸风？
抱歉。
她才懒得干！
而且这狗男人真烦！
tadoutoutoupaohuijiale，tajuranhaizhuidaoxiangfulai！
揍他！
“砰！”
meiwenerdangshijiujiangbijindenanren，yijiaochuaifan！
“噗通！”
wanwanmeixiangdaodeyechenfengyinweichuantaixiao，shizhanbukai，haizhenjiubeiyijiaochuaixiaqule，diaoshuilile。
当然了......
梅闻儿也没捞着好。
“唰！”
haobulianxiangxiyudeyechenfeng，yibajiangxiaochuanxianfanle。
“噗通！”
meiweneryediaohelile......
youlangshangdeguanjiajingdaile！
haobanshanghou，tacaifanyingguolaidehandao：“kuaijiuren！wangfeihewangyediaohehuachilile！”
buguomeiwenerxianranbuxuyao，tazaizuichushoujingbeiqiangleyikoushuihou，jiuxunsuyouzoule。
“该死！”
meixiangdaotazheimeyouhuadeyechenfenganzhouleyisheng，jiuzhuileshangqu，queyouxiezhuibushang？he，tajingbuzhi，tazheizhengfeiqiushuibenshirucilede。
yushi，dengmeiwenerpokaishuimianshanglean，taoshangbinvdiguolaideyiwu，yechenfengcaitiaoshanganlai，youjianletayishen。
“niyoubinga！”meiwenerjianzhiwuyule，zheigegounanrenjueduishiguyide！
yechenfengshuangmuyouyou，siyouanhuomingmie，“youbingdeshini！nidaodixiangzuoshenme？”
“benxiaojiexiangzuoshenme，gennishezhengwangdarenyoushenmeguanxi？”
“he！”yechenfengbeidude，huranyixiao，“ruguobenwangmeijicuo，nixianzaishibenwangdewangfei，nizijisipilailianyaolaidecihun，wangle？”
“ruguobenxiaojiemeijicuo，benxiaojiezailikaishezhengwangfudeshihou！yijingbaqizhongyifengxiushu，wanwanzhengzhengdefangzaileshuzhuoshang！”
“......”yechenfengyishimeifanyingguolai。
meiweneryijixufabiao：“erqie，benxiaojiedexiushuyijingnaqujingzhaofugailezhang，yejiushishuo！guanjiayijingpizhunbenxiaojiexiuleni——shezhengwangdaren！
yejiushishuo，benxiaojiexianzaiganshenme！douyuni、yechenfeng，womendeshezhengwangdaren，meiyoubantongqianguanxi，dong？”
一番话......
rangyechenfengzhongyuzhidao，jinzaoneixiechaochen，weihedouyongneiyangdeyanshendaliangtale！
yuanlaigenyuanzaizhei！shizheigenvren，zaicijiletayiciqichidaru。
“ni！zhao！si！”yechenfengyizhangqiazhumeiwenerdejing，heimouzhongyongxianchushizhibandeshayi！fenmingshizhendongleshaxin！