zheishihoumenwaimianyourenzaishuohua：“bierangwodaizheneigexiaotuzaizi，kanwobuzousita！”
hukeliubeijingdedalegejiling。menwaimianneigeshengyinbuzhengshidizhonghaipangzima？tingwaimianshuohuadeshengyinhaibuzhitayigeren，zheiyaoshibeiduzaixishoujianlimianbuleyidunpangzou，xiangxiangneijigedashudeshenxing，tayoudiansongle。
“nihaizhidaopa？gangcaibushitinghengma？”yuanzongyaojiantajideyibiancuozheshoubeiyibianduojiao，meirenzhuduileyiju。
shengyinyuelaiyuejinle，hukeliuyagenmeitingdaotazaishuoshenme，qingjizhixialazheyuanzongyaodeshoujiuduodaolezuilimianneijian：“xu！bieshuohua。”
shenqiudeyelileng，xiaxiaodekongjianlizhanzhelianggeyimibayishangdegaodananren，xiandeyongjibukan，hukeliuguangzhebangzizhenggerendoutiezaiyuanzongyaoshenshang，zhandouzhesaibangzigunongleyiju：“leng。”
wanlehaizhenqileyicengjipigeda，baozheyuanzongyaodeyaoyidingdianersashoudeyisidoumeiyou，yigejingerdezuan，feichangshunshoudekailejibayou。
shencaibucuo，kansishoudehen，moshangqudaoshijirouxiantiaofenming，kendingmeishaoduanlian。hukeliukaizheyou，lezizidemoyangchadianwanglewaimiandeyiqundizhonghai。
waimianxishoujianderenyuelaiyueduo，huranyourenqiaolemen：“diaomaokengle？”
是地中海胖子。
hukeliubaodegengjinle，xinkouaizhexinkoudeweizhi，yuanzongyaojihunengtingdaotajinzhangdexintiaosheng。
zheishitarenshiyuanzongyaoyilaidiyicikandaotaxiao，zuijiaoshangyanghuduhenxiao，quekanjiandeyanjinglidexiaoyi。tadanshoulanzhehukeliudeyao，lingyizhishouduizhemenbanqiaoleliangxia，dichenlengliedesangyinconghoujianyichu：“youren。”
zheiyeshihukeliudiyicitingdaotayongzhengchangdeyinseshuohua。tazaibangzijijiewei，bujinyouxiexiaogaoxing。
hukeliubeitalanzhe，touxiekaozaitajianbangshang，zuichuntiezaichiguodejingboshang，shenzhinengganshoudaodongmaizaipifuxialiudongdezhandonggan。
有便宜不占王八蛋。
tayikouhanzhuledadongmaideweizhi，yachiqingqingdetiaoqipifuchuoleyixia。ranhouweiweitaiqinaodaikanleyiyanzijidejiezuo，biaoshifeichangmanyi。
biekanyuanzongyaopingshiyansulengdan，shizeshigesanshisuidezhongqingnianlao**，yinweixihuannanrenyoupazang，yizhimeigenrenherenshizhanguo，pingshichulemuzhiguniangshanglaijiuzhibenzhutiyiwai，beirenzheimeduidaizhenshidaguniangshangjiaotouyihui。
suoyizheidaijitadezhenhanchuleqingweitengtong，haiyoushentimouchufashenglelingrengangadeyiwaibianhua。
实在太暧昧了。
keximeiguojimiao，dizhonghaipangzizaiciqiaoqilemenlai，pinlvjicudounengrangliangrenganshoudaotakenengzhendebiedehuang。
qiaomendeshengyinbahukeliuyixiazicongyinideqifenlilalehuilai，tayongaiqiudeyanshenkanzheyuanzongyao：“biekaimen。”
zhiredehuxisaoguoyuanzongyaodelianjia，weiweideqixipiaoguopifushangderongmao，shouzhangxiayinweimeiyouchuanyifuerzhujianbiandebinglengdepifu。
手感还不错。
zheikongpashiliangrenzaijinwanweiyitongbudexiangfale。
yuanzongyaoyouxiaole，shuobuqingyiweidexiaoyizaichunjiaodangkai，tahuranshenshouanzhuhukeliudebozi，barendeliandaixiangzijidejingwo，yizhishoudakaileyidianmenfeng。hukeliubeitadejudongheleyitiao，xiangshenshouguanmenquefaxianduifangliqidadaotagenbenmeibanfafankang。
zhihaolaolaoshishidepazaiduifangjianbangshang，jinzhangdejiuzheyuanzongyaodeyijiao。