第1章
“guruoxi！nibiezaineijiwozhuangsi！jiusuanshizhendesile，niyedetitingerjiaguoqu！”
“bieyiweiwomenbanijiehuilai，nijiushigujiadeyifenzile，wogaosuni，womenzhiyouyigemeimei，neijiushitinger！ernijiushiyigekewomenquanjiadesaobaxing！”
zhouzaocaozadeshengyinzhujianxiangqi，guruoxitoutongyuliedemolemoetou，haimeizhengkaiyan，yiduanbenbushuyutadejiyimengdicuanjinlenaohai。
guruoxiyuanbenshiershiyishijiduyitegong，yinweilianxushanglehaojitaishoushu，buxingzaitaishangleidexinzangzhoutingcusile。
tasihoudelinghun，quepiaodangdaoletacengjingkanguodeyibentuanchongxiaoshuodangzhong。
raner，tuanchongdezhujiaoquebushita，ershiyuanzhudemeimeiguruoting。
liangrenyuanbenshishuangbaotai，tongyitianchusheng，bengaitongshihuodechongai，quezhiyinweisuanmingxiaziyijuhuangdandeyanlun：
danxiayiduinvtong，qizhongyigebijianghuichengweihuohai！bujinkefukemu，erqiehaishigehuoguoyangmindeyaonie！
henbuxing，yuanzhuchengweileneigekefukemudeyaonie，chushengdiertian，bianbeitoutourengdaoledexiangxiabuguanbuwenzheimeduonian。
zhidaoliangnianqiancaibeijiehuilai，yuanyinjingranshirangyuanzhudaitiguruotingjiarenxuxian！
yuanzhuziranshibukende，pinlemingdiqingqiufumu，quezaolaileyijibaiyanyijijigegegedeyidunbaoda。
jieguo，buzhidaoshibushixianshiheshuzhongchanshenglepiancha，yuanshuzhongdeyuanzhubingmeiyousi，kexianzaideqingkuangzeshi，taxilihutudechuanyuedaolezheili，daitiyuanzhuchengleyaosidexiaopaohui。
ertayaojiadaoneirenshuzhongyeyoumiaoxie，fangjianchuanwen，hanwangshengxingduoyi，erqiehaishigeshixuechengxingdekuangmo！
bujinzhangxiangchouloubukan，haishigekeqidebingyangzi！
jushuojiaguoqudewangfeiyouhenduo，dandoubuyiwaidisile。
tajiaguoqu，suanshidiershibagexinniangleba！
gengbeicuideshi，shushanghaishuoyuanzhuzaijiaguoqudiertianjiufengle，haibeiganchulewangfu。
gujiaderenquemeiyouyigerenxiangqita，jiurenqizishengzimie。
daozuihou，yuanzhudongsizaileyigedongtian，shushangxiezheiduandeshihou，shifenbeican。
yuanzhuhunshenchiluo，quanquzaiyigejiaoluo，beirenfaxiandeshihou，shentidouyingle！
guruoxinaohailidejiyisuipianhaizaiyuanyuanbuduandiyongru，xiangshiyouqianwangenzhen，buduandicijintadenaodai。
tameitoujinjincuqi，nongmiweijuandeyanjieqingqingdizhanlezhan！
“yi！jiejiezheishixingleya！kebawodanxinhuaile！”tayaoshisile，jiajineigekeqidesiquezikejiushizijile！
她可不要嫁！
yidaotianmeiruannenqiedaizhejifenlianxideshengyinxiangqichuanruleguruoxideerzhong。
“heng！wojiuzhidao，tashizaizhuangkelian！
zaineizhuangsijisheikanni！ganjinjiwoqilaitingjianmeiyou！
hanwangdianxiabijingshihuangzi，nijiajitasuanshibabeizixiulaidefuqi！”
guruoxizhengkaishuangyanlenghengyisheng，yandidunganbinghan：“he！zheigefuqijini，niyaobuyaoa！”
ruozhendeshifuqi，neiweishenmeguruotingbujia，haibatacongxiangxiajiehuilaini？
ruozhendeshihaoyinyuan，nahaiyouzigelundedaota？
huayingangluo，biantingjian“pa”deyishengjuxiang，gubeixuanyibazhangzhongzhongdeshuaizaileguruoxidelianshang，jinjiezheyoushiyidunkuangtiluanchuai。
“nigexiaojianren，danzifeilea，jingranhaixuehuidingzuile，kanwojintianbudasini！”
guruoxizhenggerendaozaidishang，yongshoujinjindijiangtouhuzaihuaili，duobiyaohai。
xinliquefahen，ruguobushilinghungangchuanjinlai，duizheifushentihaimeiyoushuxi，tajueduibukenengrenyouqiquru！
yipanggubeichenmeitoujincu，kanzhehunshenshangxiameiyouyikuaihaodifang，xueshuibaruhuangsedeyifuranchengxianhongzhujianganhebiandeandanwuguangdeguruoxi，yandishanguoyisiyane。
lazhufennudesandi：“haole，chabuduodele，batadasile，nandaozhenderangmeimeijiaguoquma！”
tingjianzheihua，guruoxuancaibuganxindetingxialeshou，henhendicuilekou：“jianren，jintianyejiudageqiuqing，wofangguoniyima，buxiangsidehua，jiuguaiguaitinghuajiaguoqu！”
guruoxidaozaidishangyidongbudong，xiangshiyijusishi，ruguobushikanzhetaxiongqianhaiweiweiyouxiefudong，haizhenyiweitayijingduanleqi。
“pei！zhenshihuiqi！dage，xiaomei，womenzou！jiaotahaohaofanshengfansheng！taruoshihaibujia，woziranhaiyoubanfashoushita！”
“aiya，jiejiezhendehaokeliana，gegemenxianzouba，woxiangliuxialaihaohaoquanquanjiejie。”
guruotingneijiaodididexiaolianjinshilianxi，ruguobushikandaotaneishuangxingzailehuodeyanjing，kongpaguruoxihaizhendexiangxinle。
talenglengchixiaoyisheng，yejiushigujiarenyanmangxinxia，zheimezhuoliedeyanjidoujuedefangruoshimingzhushanyao。
“tingerjiushixinshan，hetayoushenmehaoshuode，denghanwangfudejiaoziyidao，zhijiebatabanglerengjinqujiuxingle，daoshihoushisishihuo，hezanmengujiadoumeiyoubandianguanxi！”
gubeixuandanxinyanqianzheigefengnvrenhuishanglezijidemeimei，yibalazhuguruotingdegeboquandao，yandihaichongmanlexinteng。
guruotingwenwanyixiao：“jiejiebijingshidaitiwojiajihanwangde，zenmeshuowoyeyinggaiganxietayifan，sangejiubuyaoguanle，woququjiulai。”
“neihaoba，kebierangtashangleni，wohedagejiuzaibuyuanchushouzhe，tayaoshiganhaishou，kanwobunongsita！”
shuozhe，gubeixuanhaiguyiluchuyimoxiongsheneshadebiaoqing，henhendinudengleyifan，caibufangxindilikai。
fangjianlishunjiananjinglexialai，guruoxiyijiubaochizhequanqudedongzuo，hunshenshangxiachuanlaidejutong，jiaotarenbuzhudicumei。
该死！
都TM该死！
eryucitongshi，yuanbenhaiyilianxintonglianaideguruoting，jianjigegegedouzhanzaileyuanchu，caifangxindizhuantou。
jugaolinxiadizhanzaiguruoxideshenbian，fangfozaikanyitiaojiangsidegou。
“jiejie，nihaihaoma？douguaisange，danidadezheimehen，woyoubuganqulanzhe，jiejieyidinghenguaitingerba！”
guruotinghuanhuandunxiashenzi，jingzhideguazilianchongmanlekuijiu，liuyemei，yingyingshuimou，
樱桃小嘴一张一合。
guruoxifengciyixiao，cishitahunshendelangbeiyuguruotingxingchenglexianmingdeduibi。
congxiaodaoda，guruotingdoubeifumugongchengjiaojiaonv，xiongzhangmendezhangshangmingzhu。
zhiyaoshitaxiangdedaode，jiusuanshitianshangdexingxing，sigegegedouhenbudezhengxiankonghoudizhaixialaisongjita。