第1章
金銮殿。
shengguohuangdizhenghunhunchenchendezuozailongyishang。
chengxiangzuonianzhanzaidadianzhongyang，yizhiqishidao：“bixia，liangguoshichenweichenyijingjianguo，bingqiecaonihaoleyihewenshu，zhichabixiayuxijiayin，jiukeyihuanlaiwoshengguohepinganding。”
shengguohuangdihaowufanying，yijiudalazhenaodai。
”陛下！“
zuonianbagaoshengyin，lishengdao；“cishiguanxiguoben，guanxiwoshengguocunwang，bixiabukeyouyu，limagaizhang，rangweichencuchengcishi！”
tayibianshuo，yibiansidixiashouzhangbutingdeshandong，beihouqunchenyikanchengxiangdeshoushi，dajiadunshixinlingshenhui。
“qingbixiazaozaotongyiliangguoshichendeyihetiaojian！”
“zuoxiangyanzhiyouli，haiqingbixiazaozuojueduan，yimianwuleshengguojibainianjiye。”
“bixia，bunenggufuchengxiangdeyipianliangkuyongxin，haiqinggaizhang！”
......
yiqundachenguizaidishang，yigegezhidiyousheng。
kedajiahanlebantian，huangdiyijiuhaowufanyingdezuozailongyishang。
“zhei......zhei......huangtanga，bixiazheishishuizhele？”
yiminglaochentongxinjishou，“guojiashengsicunwangzhiji，bixiajuranhainengrucihuangtang。”
lingyiweidachendao；“chengxiang，nikanruheshihao？wodengzhongxinjianyan，bixiashiyijuyebutinga。”
可不。
人都睡着了。
还听个屁啊！
zhuweidachenyijianhenda，tamengenreguoshangdemayiyiban，danxinliangguozhangquzhiru，dadaoshengguohuangcheng。
kehuangshangjuranzairucizhongyaodechaohuishangshuijue。
“zhanggonggong，jiaoxingbixia。”
zuonianmianseyinchen，badaowubi，“rucizhongyaodeshiqing，bixiahaihuangdanbujing，chenghetitong！”
“ruoshiyinciyiwudashi，qibuchenglewodengchenzideguocuo！？”
duichengxiangdehua，zhanggonggonglianliandiantou，buganyoubanfenchiyi。
“bixia......”
talikexiaoshengtixing，“zuoxianggenliangguoshichenyiheyoulejieguo，yaobixiagaizhangle，xingxinga，bixia。”
“啊？”
cishilongyishangdehuangdiweiweitaiqitou，zhengkaiyan。
“**！”
chuhaokanzhexiamianwenwubaiguan，heleyitiao。
zhijieconglongyishangbengqilai，wanquanbuzhidaozheishigeshaqingkuang？
“nimen......wo......”
tazhizhexiamianqunchen，manliandewenhao。
我是谁？
我在哪？
睡了一觉。
老子被抬进剧组了？
kesuijiyizhenjutongxilai。
“啊......”
chuhaotengdedunzaidishang，hunshenjingluan，zhinenggenyaosidegouyiyang，zaizuilifachuchuwuwushengyin。
“bixia，bixia，ninzheishizenmele？”
zhanggonggongheleyitiao，shengyinjianruixianxi。
taxiayishidetaiyanqukanzuonian，yaotingzuoniandeyisi。
chuhaozhijuedenaodaikuaiyaozhakaile，juliedetengtonggankuaiyaorangtahunsiguoqu。
tongshiyiduanbushuyutadejiyifengkuangyongrunaohaizhong。
yibingnian，shengguo，huangdichuhao。
shengguoshilanxingshangyigeshifenbuqiyandexiaoguojia，zhoubianqiangguohuansi，hushidandan。
erzuoweishengguohuangdidechuhao，gengshiyigexiongwudazhi，zhizhidaochihewanledehunyonghuangdi。
tangxiashengguochengxiangzuoniandulandaquan，zuanzhengbahu，jiangyuanzhuzheigehuangdidangshazihunong，zhichameijiyuanzhuchuaixialongyi，zijizuozheishengguodehuangwei。
jinqian，liangguoturanpaiqianshichenlaishengguohuangcheng，yaoqiushengguogedipeikuan，fangnengzhige，ruruobucong，liangguojiuhuidajujingong，yilubeishang，dadaoshengguohuangcheng。
yanxiazuoxiangyaotagaizhangdewenshu，shijiliangguogedipeikuande。
zhengjianshiyuanzhuzheigehuangdijiushipangguanzhe，quanquanyouzuonianzhudao，weiheliangguoturanxingbing，weihedianmingleyaoshengguobianjingliucheng，zheixieyuanzhudouyiwusuozhi。
zhiyuchaozhong，zheixiedachenweizuonianmashoushizhan，jiuliangongneitadetaijian，yeduoshizuoniananpaideyanxian。
惨啊。
chuhaodongxilezheixie，zhenxiangyaomaniang。
dianshijushangdehuangdihufenghuanyu。
zenmedaoleyuanzhuzheili，temejiuchengleyigekuileihuangdi
“bixia，bixia，ninmeishierba？”
zhanggonggongjimangshenshoujiangchuhaochanfuqilai。
“没事。”
chuhaoshenhuxiyikouqi，sheinengxiangdao，zijiteniangdeshuiyijue，juranchuanyuele，haichuanyuezaiyigefeiwuhuangdishenshang。。
不过议和？
割地赔款？
去特娘的吧！
tachuhaoshangbeizijiubushinaoren，daizheyiqunxiongdihunjianghu，zuimingbairenshanbeirenqi，mashanbeirenqidedaoli。
zheiliangguozhangzhezijiguofuliqiangda、jiuqifuruoxiao。
shengguozhiyaotuoxiele，tongyile，neijiuchedichengleliangguodeyikuaifeirou，haibushirenjiaxiangzenmechijiuzenmechi。
“bixia，laochenyijingnidinghaoleyihewenshu，gaizhangba。”
zuonianxianranyouxiedengbujile，biaomiangongfudoulandezuo，zhijiedabuliuxingdengshangtaijie，jiangshouzhongwenshupaizaizhuomianshang。
“盖章！”
tayongminglingdekouwen，“gaiwanzhang，shengxiadeshiqinglaochenchulibianshi。”
还真特么狂！
chuhaotaitoukanletayiyan，rourouyanjing，bingwudongzuo，dao：“zuoxiangjuedetongyiyihe，gedipeikuan，duiwoshengguoyouhaochu？”
zuonianlengleyixia，xinxiangzheifeiwuhuangdi，shenmeshihoukaishiguanxinchaoshile？
tahaobuyouyudao：”zheishiziran，woshengguobenjiuleiruo，zhoubianqiangguohushidandan，yizhikeyijiafengzhongqiushengcun，neishizhoubiandaguoxianghuqianzhi。”
“rujinliangguoxingbing，shuomingzheizhongpinghengandiliyijingbeipohuai，woshengguohaiyaoshengcun，jiubixuzuochuxisheng，gedipeikuan，huodeliangguodebihu。”
zuonianzuibashangzheimeshuo，shijishangliangguozheicixingbing，shitagenlianghuanggongtongmouhua，liangguojiajiechubingyaoxie，tajiukeyishunlichengzhangjiangshengguobianjingliuchengsongjiliangguo。
yicihuodeliangguodezhichi，rangtadequanbinggengjiahangshi。
“恩，说的很好。”
chuhaodiandiantou，kanxiangqitadachen，“nimenni？douzheimejuede？”
qunchenfenfendao：“chendengfuyi！”
晟国的确不是大国。
danjunbeiwanzheng，fangxianjianshi，zhendaqilai，liangguoshuomieleshengguo，jiuneimerongyide？
kepianpianshengguoneibufulanbukan。
“bixia，nijintianfeihuaduoledian，haimojishenme？”
zuoniancoujinshenzi，shenshouyibazhuaqizhuomianshangdeyuxi，ehenhendao：“rangnigaizhang，nijiulaolaoshishigaizhang，zuonidehuangdihaole，luolibasuo，nifanbufana？”
“dangnianyaobushilaozizhichini，ninengdengji？”
“kongpazaojiubeifapeidaokuhanzhidizuofanwang，chikunailaoqule。”
chuhaokanzhebianlianbifanshuhaikuaidianzuonian，buyoudelengleyixia。
zheilaowangbadan，zhenshixiaozhangdaotoule，mianzixidoubudasuanchang，zhijiekaishiwantiaofan。
tashenshouyibaanzhuzuoniandeshouwan，dandandao；“zuoxiang，nidetiyihenbucuo。”