“wokantajiushigekefudesaobaxing！”
“shia，tingshuoludashaocaijiehunmeiduojiujiuchachudelezheigebing，zhilehaojinianzheibuhaishimeijiuhuo，zheicaiershiduosuijiu……zhenshiyingnianzaoshi，zheizhongnvrenzhenshi……huogaitashouhuogua。”
shouzailingtangneideguzhiyibeilujiawaiqiguangmingzhengdadichuozhehoujilianggu，quemeibanfafanbo，zhidesisidiyaozhechunjiao，yizhidaoxianxuedexingweiershenruchunchishejian，guzhiyicaikenfangguoxiachunban。
ashisheirenbuzhishangyelongtoudelujia？
zuoweilujiadangshidezhangquanren，yeshilujiaweiyizhixixuemaideluyan，gengshiwanqianhaomenguixiudezuijiafuxurenxuan。
ranerluyanquepianpiankanshangleguzhiyizheigewuquanwucai，zhangxiangyejiushiputongpiaoliangdepingfandebunengzaipingfandenvren，rangrenxixubuyi。
raner，yuguzhiyigangjiehun，budaoyiyue，luyanjiuchachuleshenhuanjuezheng，sannianbudao，jiudiuxiaguzhiyizoule。
“kefu”“saobaxing”“shouhuogua”zheizhongziyantayijingtinglebuxiabaibian。
kezheiyiqiedoushitazijidexuanze，buguanshishenmeyangdehouguotayezhinengzijidanzhe。
zhishi，sheiyouzhidaodangchuyaobushiweile……tayouzenhuixinganqingyuandijiajiluyan！
lingtangwaiqizuibashedeshengyinranglingtangneideguzhiyiyouxiechuanbuguoqilai，jiuxiangzheihuiertiankongzhongheiyayadewuyunban，yadetiankongchuanbuguoqilai。
“zheiyichandaodishizenmefendea？lujiazheimedadejiaye，haiyouzheilushijituan……luyansihou，sheilaizhushi？”
“wotingxiaodaoxiaoxishuolujiaqishibuzhiyouluyanyigeerzi，jushuolulaoyezinianqingshifengliuzheni，haiyouyigesishengziliuluozaiwaibian。”
“duiduidui，wotingshuolujianeixiegezhangbeibaneisishengzizhaolehuilai，yaolaijichengjiachanni。”
lujiadashaoyeyingnianzaoshidexinwenzaoyijingmantianfei，buguangshizheibiandeqinqipengyou，jiulianmeitiwangyouyedouzaicaicelujiayichanruhefenpei。
huibuhuibeidongshihuipingfen？jiadayedadelujiahainengbunengchengguozheiyijie？
yibufenmeitimenyijingxiudaofengsheng，weipingkongmaochude“ershaoye”zuoledapiandapiandewenzhang。
kesheiyemeijianguogengmeitingshuoguozheigeershaoyedebanfenxiaoxi，dajiayedouzhinengrangzijiyice。
“ershaoyeqianlaidiaoyanxiongzhang。”
guanjiadeshengyinluodi，tingzailingtangmenkoudelaosilaisilixialaiyigenanren。
yucitongshi，tiankongfangfozaiyechengshoubuzhuzheimibudeheiyun，kaishihuanghuangyouyoudepiaoqidoudadeyuzhu。
yongrendakaihouchemen，guanjiadeheisanzainanrenxiachedeshunjianchengqi。
nanrenyishenheisezhengzhuang，xiongkouqianhaipeizhebaihua，celianlengjunjianyi，wuguanshensui，eqianmeiyouyisisuifa。
真是说曹操曹操到！
lingtangwaidezhongrenmendaoxiliangqi，yuanbenqizuibashedecaozashengcishiyaquewusheng，luozhenkewen。
shenweilujiawaiqi，lianlingtangdoujinbude，zhinengzaiwaimiandiaoyan。
ershaoyequanranbulihuizhouzaorendeng，dabumaijinlingtang，yanshensisididingzhelingtangneidenvren。
他的嫂子！
guzhiyizhijuedemianqianquwangxianglulichaxiangdenanrendebeiyingshuxiyoumosheng，weiweitaitou，qiahaopengshangnanrenhuitou。
simuxiangdui，guzhiyidanaoyipiankongbai。