第1章

gaosandiyiciyuekaochengjichulaile,woyoushinianjidier。

dabangqianwuyangyangweileyiduiren,dajiajijizhazhataolunzhechengji。

「zhouxiamiyoushidierahahahahahataicanleba。」

「wannianlaoerchengbuqiwo。」

wotingzhezheiqunrenduiwodediaokannaohuodisuanzhezijihediyimingdefencha。

「第一是谁啊?」

「dagenidiyitianzaierzhongshangxuema?chulejiangyuhainengyoushei,zheizhuangyuandebaozuojiuxianghanzaitashenshangleyiyang。」

28fen,wolijiangyude681,haicha28fen。

woqingqingtanlekouqijiguorenqundaozoulangjintoujielebeireshuiwangbanjizou。

jingguoyibandeshihou,woxiayishiwangliwangleyiyan。

jiangyuananjingjingdizuozaichuangbiandeweizhishang,yinsiyanjingjiazaigaotingdebiliangtianlejifensisiwenwendeshushengqi,zhuanbidedongzuoqueyoumomingyouxiediaoerlangdangdepiqi。

fangbangdoubuchulaikanyiyan,shiduizijiyouduozixin。

taweiweicuzhemeitoushuazhezhuoshangdewusan,zhuyidaowodeshixianhoutaitouxiangmenkoupieleyiyan。

woyouxiehuangluandizuanjinshuibeimaliudizoukaihuidaozijiban。

gaisi,xuexihaojiusuanle,zhangdehaizheimehaokan,shangdidaodijitaguanlenashanchuang?

wofenfenbupingdizuohuizijiweizhishang,kanzhegekefaxialaidedatikafadai。

yipangdeguimi——wodeyuanzhongtongzhuo,jianxixidinazhewodejuanzezegantan。

「dijigedierle,keyizhaohuanshenlongleba。」

「zenmelianniyenawokaiwanxiao,gebozhoujingwangwaiguai。」

「wokemeiyou,buguoniweishenmeduidiyizhinianzheimeshen,dierbutinghaodemaniliangzheichengjituotuoshuangshuangqinghuabeidaa。」

「bushigennishuoguolema,wobadayingwozaikaodiyijiuhuilaipeiwo。」

「aiyameizhunjiushiyijuwanxiaohuanizenmedangshengzhiyiyang。」

womeihaoqidicongtashoulichouhuidatika:

「才不是。」

woshigaoeryinweijiatingyuanyinzhuandaoerzhongshangxuede,zhiqianzaixuexiaolimeicidaxiaokaoshidouwenjudiyibaozuo,congweishishou。meixiangdaodaoerzhongchuchubeizheigejiangyuyashangyitou,haimomingdele「wannianlaoer」dewaihao。

guimituranyilianshenmidicoudaowogenqian:

「wozhidaonizenmeyangcainengchaoguojiangyule。」

「……嗯?」

「niqugouyinta,ranhoudengtawufazibadiaishangnizaibatashuaile,zheichengjibujiuyiluoqianzhangranhounimeimeishangwei。」

womeirenzhufanlegebaiyan:

「zheimequededeshi,wokebugan。erqie,taneikeqianniantieshunengkaihuaketainanle,wokantayixinpuzaixuexishanghenbudejuansizan。

「haiyouchuxiaoxiao,wobuxiangbeitasharenyiyangdeyanshenqiandaowangua。」

「ze,zaiwozheiernizhangdeyidianbubitacha,yebuzhidaoneigechuxiaoxiaozenmedangshangxiaohuade。

「neinibubatashuaileyexing,yaozhenchengleniliangjiushiwoxiaodiyiduiqinghuaqinglva,shuochuquduolafeng。zaishuolegentaduojiechujiechuyemeihuaichu,meizhunhainengtoudianshi。」

woyouyouyuyudishouqidatika,ruoyousuosi。

daoshihaizhenduitazenmexuedezheimehaotingganxingqude。

「haiya,nihaixiangbuxiangkaodiyile,xindongburuxingdong!erqieniyaoshizhenchaoguotalejiudapolewomenerzhongfangjianliuchuanshenguangdemozhoule。」

「什么魔咒。」

「xiaoyuchixiami,yiwujiangyiwu。」