1.入学生

mianduijudadexiaomen,yinggaishuoshiyigexiangshineizhongzaijianyuwaimianfangzhifanrentaopaodeneizhongjudatiezha。

zaitiezhadeshangfangdaodiaozheyikuaiqiguaidetiepai,zaineikanqilaipopolanlandetiepaishangyinyuekeyikanjianjige

字。

dongshangaoxiao,buhuiba!zheijiushiquanshijiewenmingdingjigaozhong?

dongshangaoxiaobushishijieqiansandeguizuxuexiaoma?

zenmexiaomenkanqilaijiuzheimepolana,nandaowozhaocuodifangle?

huoxuzheilizhishimingjiaodongshangaoxiaodejianyu,zhuanmenguanyixiezaibeishizuoandefanren。

youhuoxuzheishijianzhuanmaidongshandamantoudebaozidianmingjiaodongshangaoxiao。

nandaozheiliqishishiyijianchongmanyoulingguiguaideluanzanggang,zhiyaoyitajinzheipolandetiemenjiuhuiyouyidaduimeiyou

toudejiangshicongpangbiantiaochulai。

yuexiangyuekongbudechukeqiangjuedingxianquwenqingchuzailai。

dangchukeqiangyihuitouxiangzoudeshihouyizhidashouturandepaizaitadetoushang,shideyuanbenchukeqiangjinzhangdeqingxuyixiazi

升到了极点。

chukeqiangxinlishunjianchuxianleyigelantoulanliandeguaishushuzhengyongtadelanzhuazizhunbeibatadetouniuxialaidehuamian。

yuanbenchukeqiangjiushineizhongshuyurongyihusiluanxiangderen,zaishoudaozheixiazidezhongjitaxianzainaozilishengxiadejiuzhi

剩一片空白了。

suirancaikaixueyigelibai,danshujiadedefengchaohaoxianghaishimeiguo,meigezailushangdexueshenghaishixinggaocailiezai

论署假发生的事情。

dongshangaoneidemouyidongchaoguo15cengloudejiaoxuedalou,qizhongyijianjiaoshiyeshichuxianleyigeqiguaidehuamian,

zailimiankeyikanjiansuoyoudexueshengluanchengyituan,liaotiandapi,kan**chuanaman,daqiushefeijideyangyangdou

有。

ruguoyaozaicheyidiandehua,meikandaojiaoshihoumianzhengyouliugexueshengzhengzailianxiquanjima?zhishishabaoyeshiyige

学生。

buguozheizhongqifenyemeiweichiduojiu,jiuzaiyigezhangdeyifuguoziliandaizheyifucukuangyanjingdezhongnianrenzoujinjiao

shi,quanbudexueshengcaimanmandepaohuizijidezuoweishanglelianneigebeidadetongxueyeshiyibianliubixueyibianliuyan

leidepaohuizijidezuowei。

zhijianzhongnianrenzaikesouyishenghou,caishuo:

‘neigeyouyuwomenbanchengjiyouliang,pinxuejianyouzaijiashangyouwotianxiawurennengchuqizuodeyouliangjiaoshidailingzhi

下,所以..’

jiuzaizhongnianrenhaizaijixutaneiliangqianzidaowanzibudengdekaichangbaishi。

yiweizuozaizuihouyipaikaojiaoluo,tizhepingtoupifuyouheidexueshengchushengtixing:

‘laoshi,qingshuozhongdian。’

zhijianneiweigangganghaichenjingzaizijisuobianzaodelixiangshijiezhongdezhongniannanzijimangdezhuanhuankouqi:

‘wo,haohao,neijiushiwomenbanxinzhuanlaileliangweixintongxuexianzaijinimenjieshaoyixia。’

yiduibanshangdexueshengshuowan,jiuwangjiaoshidemenkoujiaodao:

‘liangweikeyijinlaile。’

jiuzailaoshihanshengyiguo,yuanbenjiushidakaidejiaoshimenkouzoujinlaiyiweishengao180,zhangdehaisuanshiyingjundeshao

年直挺挺站在台上。

zheishibenlaiyoudianqidaidezhongrenchuanlaileyizhenzhendexusheng。

‘qu,shigenandewo。’

‘wohaiyiweilaideshigepiaoliangdexiaoniule。’

buguohaishiyounvshengdalideguzhanghuanyingtadelaidao。

zhengzaidajiaxushengweitingdeshihou,menkouyouzoujinlaiyiweixinzhuanlaidetongxue。

turanzhijianquanbanshunjiananjinglexialai,zhidaoyourenchulexiaoxiaodeyishengdao:

‘wakao!zheng...zhengdian。’

quanbancaiyouzaiyiqifengkuangdehanjiao,youderenchuikoushaoshenzhiyouderenqiaozhuozi,haoxiangpaneiweixintongxuebuzhi

daozijidecunzaiyiyang,erdiyiweijinlailetongxuehaoxiangduicipobuyiweiran。

benlaijiushima,congzijiyouzhiyuanyizhidaolegaozhongmeicidoushizheigeyangzixiangxiangyedui,zhuantoukanlekanpangbianzhei

weishoulezhongrenhuanyingdehaoxiongdijianhaopengyou。

yifuguazilianpiaoliangdewuguan,xiaoertingdebizidaeryoushendeyanshen,jiashangweiweixianzhecangbaidelianselianqizhi

shangdoushichangdaizheyijiaoroudeyangzi,jianzhijiuxianggudaiwanggonglidemeirengongzhuma。

youqihaishiweibingmeirenrangrenkanlejiuxiangyaohaohaodebaohutabatashouzaishouxinlihehuyiyang。

jiuzaizhongrendefengkuangmanmandepingxihou,suiranshuoshimanmandedanyeweichileshiduofenzhong,neiweizichengzijiweiyou

liangjiaoshidelaoshicaikaikoudao:

‘ganxiedajianeimereliedezhichi,youyudajialereqingshidewohuixiangqiwozaigaozhongshidaideshihou...’

yiyangyoushineigezuozaihoupaidetongxuetixingdao:

‘讲重点...’

zhijianlaoshijiakeyishengbianshuodao:

‘ke,jiurangwomenlaitingtingxintongxuedeziwojieshaoba。’

‘womenqingdiyiweitongxuexianjieshao。’

zailaoshishuowanzhihou,jiaoxianjinlaidexintongxuecaitingletingshenzi,kaikoushuodao:

‘dajiahao,wojiaobaiqihongshiyiweitixuejianyoudehaohaonansheng,jiazhuxxianxshimuqianmeiyounvpengyou。’

‘wohaishigefeichangyouhaoderen,zhiyaodajiayouwentikeyisuishigenwotaolun,shangzhitianwendili,xiazhiguojia

dashi,jiulianzuixindexqiangmijiwodouyouwo,haiyou~~’

jiuzaiqihonghaiweijieshaowanshitaixiahulaiyishengjiaoma:

‘haoleba,ni**wo!sheiyaotingnijieshaoa,kuaixiatailawomenyaotingneigexinlaidemeinvjieshaola。’

suiranbeirenchoumaleyidunbuguoneiweixintongxue{hong}haishiyifubuyiweirandedao:

‘yi,nimenzenmezhidaowodewaihao,wohaizhendejiao**hongye。’

‘suoyia,tongtong!woxiatai...woxiatai。’

yuanbenqihonghaixiangjixujiangxiaqudeshuo,wunaiyizhiyingmianfeilaidexiezirangtazhidaozhongrendejixianyijingdaole。

qihongsuiranxialetai,danxinlizongshiganjuebumanzuxinxiang。

(meiguanxi,ganganwoxiatai,dengxiadengwohaoxiongdijieshaowanlenimenhuiganjuexiangkuleba。)

zhidaoyizhenjiaomazhihou,zhongyulundaoyazhourenwushangchangleyejiushibengushizhezhujiaoshangchangle,zhijianneiweizhanghen

meidenanzizoudaotaishangshi,yifenzhong..liangfenzhong..shifenzhongle..mei(shaonan)shizhongmeiyoukaikoushuoyiju

hua,zhidaotaixiadezhongrenkaishizhejicaiyoulaoshitixingdao:

‘tongxue,gainijieshaoluo。’

erneiweimei(shaonan)sihubeilaoshidetixingshenghedaole,zheicaizhidaozijijuranjinzhangdaobuganshuohua。

dangranyeyinweizheitixingshenghedaodezaizhongrenyanlidemeirensuoyilaoshiyezhengzaijieshouzhongrensharendeyanguang。

zheicaishenshendehuleyikouqidasheng(suiranshuoshidashengbuguoyitadeyinlianghaishixiangwenziyiyang)shuodao:

‘dajiahao,wojiaochukeqiang,jiazhuxxianxshi,pingchangyouhenduoshichangchucuoqingdajiaduoduobaohan。’

‘haiyouwodexingbieshinanxing。’

dengchukeqiangyishuowanbianmashangpaodaozuihaoyipaishengxiadekongweigenzijidehaopengyouzuozaiyiqile。

erzheishiyuanbenkanchukeqiangkandaochidaidezhongrenyezaihuiweichukeqiangganggangsuoyidehua。

‘enen..nijiaochukeqianga..haomingzi..haomingzi..jiazhuxshia..haodifang..haodifang..

呵呵。’

‘nichangchanghuizuocuoshia..meiguanxi..zhendemeiguanxi..wohuibaorongnide..hehe..nixingbieshi

nanxinga,haoxingbie..haoxingbie..woyeshinanxinga..hehe..nanxing..yi?’

‘nanxing,nishuonishinande!’

‘youmeiyougaocuoa..tiana!’

jiuzaichukeqiangjieshaowandewufenzhongguohoudajiacaijiuxiangyuanzidanbaozhayiyang。

dishangdaoyidapianjingyabuyideren,youderenshenzhizaitongkuliutidebaoyuanshangtianweiheduitakailezheimedadewan

笑。