“shennanzhi！nijiwogunchulai！”
shennanzhidingzhejiwotoudakaimen，jingjiqinqinchongjinlai，shoulideshoujijihuyaodingshangletadebizijian。
“ni，haiyijingzairesoushangdailechaoguo24gexiaoshile！”
“niyoujitiaominga，ganquzhaorechuandi！”
“nisidingle，niheifentouzidezhanghao，youzhangleyibaiduowanfensi！”
shennanzhilanlandidalegehaqian，shangtiaodeyanweihaidaizhedianhongyun，haosiyizhichunshuiwanqilaixiaohuli。
“kanbanijidongde，wodeheifenbuzaojiuyiqianduowanlema，wohaizaihuduoyibaiwan？”
qinqinqidepenxue：“ni，nihaiyouxinqingshuijue，zuotianyiwanshang，gongsishangxiadoufengle！”
shennanzhizheicaimantuntunditaochushoujikaiji，toutiaoxinwenyijingbeitabaping。
【heihongnvxing，maopunvshen，gongrandiaoxichuanshen！】
【shuangfangfensizhankaimazhan！】
【shujiagongsifuwuqitanhuan！】
tazhouqimei：“bujiuxiapinglunlejuma，zhiyu？”
qinqinyukuwulei：“nei，neikeshishiyishaonvmeng，guojidingliudeyingdia！”
tadianjinquhuangseruanjian，heifenhetadefensi，zhengzaihuxianghongzha。
【hukajinggancenggegederedu！gunchuyulequan！】
【womenjiazhizhinengxiachangpinglun，neishimounanderongxing！】
【jiemeimen，zheinvrenbenlaijiushiquanwanghei，xianzailiandoubuyaole，kaishijiyuchuanshenderoutile！】
【shenmechuanshen？renhegounanrendoupeibushangzhizhinvshen！xiongdimengzanwo，bangnvshendingqilai！】
【wopei！yejiunimenzheixieyoulongyouxiadezhinan，kanbupozheilvchadehuapi，jingranhaixihuanta！】
【wopei！buxihuanzhizhinvshennandaoxihuannizheizhongpuxinnv？woyongyuandebaiyueguangbaimeigui，zhizhiaini！】
【dajiayoumeiyoufaxian，qianjitiantagangbeirenpaidaoheyigelaonanrenchuruhaozhai？wokanzheishiliyongchuanshenreduzhuanyiyanqiu，shunbianqialanqianle，xisikongjia～】
shennanzhideejiaotututuzhitiao，heifennaodezheimexiong，kendingtaqinlaodieyouxiachangzaqianle！
shennanzhimianmuzhengningdidakaiweixin，aitetalaodie：
【nigelaolaji，niwanbuqi，nigaotouxi！】
“xiangqinxiangaiyijiaren”chedizhaleguo。
【wuyuwuqiuzhizhidie】：aiya，beiquanwangheila！yaobuyaolaodiebangnibaiping？
【dichanjutoudage】：hai，zhizhi，zheiciliangleba？huijiajichengjiachan。
【touzicaifaerge】：tuiquanlaiguowai，wojinibantiaojinrongjie。
【gaoshequanqiuzongjingxiaoxiaoyima】：sahua～zhizhi，laiwozheiergangeceo？
qinqinkanshennanzhiliansetieqing，youdianxinteng：“shennanzhi，niaimabushiyiliangtianle，xianzaicaizhidaohaipa！”
qinqinkeshiquanneiyoumingdejingjiren，tadaichulaideyirendabufendoudahongdazi，zuishaoyeshierxianbaodi。
zhiyoushennanzhi，shitazuidadebaibi！
lunrongmao，takeshiquanqiuzuimeishizhangmiankongzhiyi，chanliansannianmaopunvshen，nanfenbianbuquanqiu。
lunyanji，tazhuyandedianyingdoushidabao，youqishi《neijinian》zheibu，zhiyaokanguodenanxing，xinlidebaiyueguangdouzhinengshishennanzhi。
danmomingqimiaode，tajiuyoulewushuheifen！dabufenhaidoushinvxing！
qishiyehaolijie，bijingtashitamengongtongdeqingdi。
“hai，wobujiukouhaileyixia。”
qinqinqideyaoyaqiechi：“nikouhaisheibuxing，feidekouchuandi？tanvyoufenbianbuquanqiu！”
shennanzhifalegedabaiyan，tongxinjishoudequchufangguandiaolechadianyichushuideguo。
qishizheishierdecongqiantianshuoqi，jiangminchuanganghuiguo，canjialegezongyicaifang。
jingtouxiadetaquanchengchoulian，zhuchirenyangaibuzhudeyilianhuachi：“chuanshen，ninxianzaiyoumeiyounvpengyou？”
danjinguijuaodeyingdidaren，zhishilenglengtuchusangezi：“qiannvyou。”
zheikeshichuanshendiyicitanqiganqing！zhuchirenchengshengzhuiji：“nei，nintanguojigenvpengyouni？”
“一个。”
huayingangluo，quanchang，ebu，quanwangzhenjing！
chuanshenjingranyouguonvpengyou！erqiehaizhiyouguoyigechulian！
zhuchirenzaicixiaoxinyiyixunwen：“nei……ninkeyipingjiayixianindeqiannvyouma？”
“hehe，wunao，wuneng，zuojing。”
erjiuzaicishi，zhengzaizhibodeshennanzhi，haosibusidetucaoleyiju：“jiuneizhanglianhaicouhezhekan，kexile，haizhanglezhangzui。”
suihoude24xiaoshi，shennanzhikaofensiduima，zhijiezairesoushangdiaole24xiaoshi！
shennanzhililuodishengchuyidawanfan：“haibushikantayoujifenzise，koujiukouyixialebei，xiaoqibalade。”
qinqinbeiqideyanqianfahei，chadianzhanbuzhu：jifenzise？chuanshendeyanzhi，shiyazhounansetianhuaban！
shennanzhisihuyelailepiqi，xiaolianyigu，
“tamawojiuxing，womatayijujiubuxingle？neishiwobuzaixianchang，yaoshidehuawofeidedadetajiaowobaba！”
qinqinbengkui，zhizhetatiaojiaojianjiao：“nibeimafengle！”
shennanzhirengjitayiwanfan：“xianganfan，wobujiumageqiannanyou，nijidongshenme。”
jinpaijingjirenpengzheyidawanfan，ganjuezaoshoulebaoji。
“ni，nijiushichuanshenqiannvyou？chuanshen，chuanshen……”
shennanzhiwunaidikanleyiyanfengmodejingjiren：“qiguaima？dingliuyeshirenba，yingdiyedeganfanlabababa，qiannvyouyoushenmeqiguaide？budui，woweishenmeyaobazijihelababafangzaiyiqi？”
“shennanzhi，nipianren！”
“zheiyoushahaopianrende？bujiushidangshinianshaoqingkuang，youjianseqiyima。”
“为什么分手！”
“shoubuleta，nile。”
qinqinyaoyaqiechidikanleyiyanshoujipingbaoshang，jiangminchuanhaowusijiaodejunyan。
“shennanzhi，weilejiuni，wodasuanpinshangwohunquanshijiniandelaolian，rangnimingtianhetashangtongyiqizongyi。nijiwohaohaodaqijingshenlai！fanzhengyeheitoule，haiburuduogaodianliuliang！”
“buqu，dangniandengleta，jiumeixiangzheyaozaijianmian！”
“ni，nihuihouhuide！”
“qie，zaiwomenguojia，youdajiyinaigoudengwoliao！wobuchata！”
qinqinwuzhexiongkou，yikouqikuaiyaoshangbulaile：“ni，nibushiren……”
shennanzhi，bujinyongyoujuesedepinang，hainengyouchuanshenzheiyangdeqiannanyou。taqianshi，shizhengjiuleshangdima！
shennanzhishufudidalegebaoge，bainendeshouzhifuguozijidexiaoxiaba，haosiyizhiduqidexiaohuli。
“hengheng，xianzaizhangzhezijiyoujigeyinvfen，dangchuhaibushizaijiehuailiguaiqiaodegenyizhinaigouyiyang。”
“kanxianzaitiantianyizhangpukelian，dangnianneichunqingdeyangzishahuhu，suibianliaoyixiajiulianhong，bierhadouhaodou。”
“neixiaolian，zeinen。jiushixianzaishanglediannianji，buzhidaoyoumeiyouyouni。”
“neixieshanvyoufen，dangniantamengegebeiwoanzaihuailiqindeshihou，haibuzhidaozainaerni。”
qinqinwuzhexiongkouzhitingtingdaoxia！
砰——
jihushitongshi，shennanzhixiaogongyufangdaomenbeirenyijiaochuaikai。
liangrenyihuitou，yikoulaoxuechadianpenchulai。
芭比Q了！
menwaidenanrenyishenheiyiheifa，gengchendefuselengbai，yishenkuangaodeguiqi。
xiuzhangdoushishencaizhanzaimenkou，touxiayipianyinying，longzhaoqiliangren，daizhewujindeweiya。
shennanzhiqiyandunshiquanbuxiaoshi，duoduosuosuodeduishangtadeyanjing。
yijiushiqianhesedetongkong，dandangniandeshaonianzaojiubufucunzai，ershichongchizherangwushunvxingfengkuangdexiesi，jianzhijiushilaizidiyudeyaonie！
jiangminchuanlenglengyixiao，huanhuanzouru：“shennanzhi，fenshouhouzheng521tian51fen，ni，fengle！”