第三章她是我妻子

“yelaobanduibuqi,wo,wolanbuzhu……”jinglizhanzhanjingjingzhanzaiyipangpeizui。

yekaihezhouzhemeitoudingzheduifangdao:“nimenshishenmeren?zheigebaoxiangwomenyijingdingxialai,nimenbuhuizhaoqitadifangma?”

“pa!”shoubeiwenzhetuyingdenanrenzouguolai,turanyangshouyibazhangdazaiyekaihedelianshang,**ladeteng,“jinzhounageyejia,wozenmemeitingguo!”

zhuozishangjigenanrendouzhanqilaile,numudingzhedarendenanzi。

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“e,yuanlaishi‘tianmei’gongsineigenvzongcaijialideren,nimenshuodezhuojiawokedezuibuqi,buguotingshuoyejiadameirenjiajileyigezhuojiafeiwu,zhenshikexile。”sanhuzaibozishangrouchuyituanrouni,lengxiaozheshuodao。

“kao,nishuoshenme,meibawomenyejiahezhuojiafangzaiyanli?”neixiaobailianqingnianpiqizuihuobao,dunshizhanqilaimadao。

zheirenshidaboyekaihaideerziyezihu,pingshizhangzheyejiahezhuojiaqinjiademinghaozaiwaimianhuzuofeiwei,piqiyangdale,nalishoudelezheizhongqi。

huagangshuowan,jiubeirenjichuaizaidishangyidunquandajiaotiyidunbaoda,tengdeshentiquansuochengxiamizhuang,baozhenaodaicanjiao。

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suoyourenquanbudoudixialetou,buganzaishuohua。

ruguozhuobufanhaishizhuojiachengrendedashaoye,huoxuchutianyeyaojidansanfen,danshixianzaisuoyourendouzhidaozhuobufanyibeiqingzhoudezhuojiafangqi,kuangqiezheilishijinzhou,zhuojiagengshibianzhangmoji。

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yeziqinkanzaiyanli,yongliyaozheyingrundexiachun,tazhendebumingbaidangchumuqinzenmehuikanshangzheizhongren。

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sanhulianshangyileng,ganjuebeifulemianzi,lengxiaodao:“yezong,peiwoheliangbeijiu,woxinqinghaodehuajiurangnimenlikaizenmeyang?”

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zhengzaizheigeshihou,turanpangbianshenchuyizhishoukouzhusanhudeshouwan,“henbaoqian,tashiwodeqizi,bunengpeinihejiule。”

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jiandaozhuobufangandongshou,yeziqindengdameimou,yaozhidaozhuobufanzhengtianzhihuihejiuzhaonvren,pingchangwonangnuoruo,xianzaiqueweilezijihesanhudongshou。

yekaihedengrenhedaole:“zhuobufan,nixiangganma?sanyejiurangziqinpeitaheliangbeijiu,youbuganma。”

“shia,ziqin,nipeisanyeheliangbeijiu,daogeqianjiuwanshile。”

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sanhumeizhejidongshou,bijingzhuobufanxingzhuo,zhuojiazaiqingzhoushilipangda,qidao:“yuanlainijiushizhuobufan,nizhidaowoshisheima?tianyeshenbianderen,tianyeshenjiashangyi,nihaiganhewozuodui?”

“neiyouruhe,jiusuanshinisuoweidetianyezaiwomianqianyebuguoshiyizhilouyi,niyousuandeleshenme。”zhuobufanxiandingdeshuodao。

“zhuobufan!”yekaihainushenghechidao。

“made,zheijiahuokendingbuxianghuole。”

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sanhulengxiaosansheng,lianshangluchuxionghenzhise,“kanlainibushiyigefeiwu,nihaishiyige**,jurankuangwangdaorucidibu,jiusuanshizhuojiadeerdaiguolai,yebuganruciqingshitianye。”

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yeziqinjianshuishuangtongchongmanyihuo,tahaishizhuobufanma?

“xiaozi,nizhenshigoukuang,wosanhuhenjiumeiyudaoxiangnizheiyangkuangderenle,jiwoda,bangtasongsongjingu!”sanhuqideqingjinbaoqi,shensezhengning。

shenbianliangmingmazizaojiuzuohaozhunbei,niezhequantouchongshanglai,tamendajiachushen,haisuanyoudianbenshi,keshizaizhuobufandeyanzhongquerutongxiaohaizidaquanyiban。

xianzaizijisuiranzhishilianqisanceng,wufashiyongshentongdaofa,danshishentiyijingbeilingqizirun,ruhuoxinshengyiban,tizhiyoulefantianfudidegaibian,sudu、liliang,guge,baofalidoushichaoyuelechangrendecunzai。

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lingwailianggezhuanghantongshipushanglai,quebeizhuobufanliangquandapazaidishang。

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zhuobufanjiangsanhudeshouanzaizhuomianshang,dao:“buyaoshuowomeijiguonijihui,xianzaijiwolaopodaoqian。”

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“woyijingjiguonijihuile。”zhuobufannaqiyishuangkuaizi,ningjuzhenyuan,zhijiedongchuansanhudeshouzhanghezhuomian。

sanhufachusixinliefeidecanjiaosheng,xianxuehengliu,tengdeyanleidouliuchulaile。

“dage,dayewocuole,bie……biefeilewo,wocuole,yezongduibuqi,wodecuo,wogouyankanrendi。”sanhulianmangqiuraodao。

zhuoburanyebukanneixiemudengkoudaidelengxueqinqi,lazheyeziqindeshoushuo:“ziqin,womenhuijiaba!”

baoxianglideyekaihedengrenhenhenyanxiayikoutuomo,shenzhibuganxiangxinyanqiandeshishi,zheigezhuobufanhaoxiangbianleyigerenside。

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sanhuniezheshouwan,fangfoxueyeliushiguoduo,yanjingliquefanqiyidaohenduzhise:“zhuobufan,nisidingle!”