xitongrangwochuanyue，chenglefanpaideeduhouma。
wokanzhejiaobianwusuidadedouding，ehenhendejiangtashoulideniunaihuanchenglekuguazhi。
congci，tachifanbunengtiaoshi。
养宠物只能铲屎。
houlaidaxuebaokao，wogengshitoutougailetadezhiyuan。
duonianhou，fanpaigongchengmingjiu。
woyiweizijidahuolintou。
meixiangdaotaquezhanzaimeitimianqianshuo，wozuiganxiederen，jiushiwoma，shitadeaibansuiwochengzhang，shitaweiwozhiminglerenshengdefangxiang。」
dengdeng，shibushiyounalibutaidui?
huanbinglishihou，xitongjingrangwochuanyuechenglefanpaideeduhouma，fuyulewojixucunhuodeqiji。raner，tiaojianqueshiwobixuwengueduhoumaderenshe，juebunengshizhibengta。
zheishiyibudoushinanpinxiaoshuo，cishidexueyunianjinwusui，rihoutajianghuichengweilingnanzhujiaporenwangdedafanpai。erzhishitaxinliniuqudezuiguanjianyinsu，bianshiwo——tadeeduhouma。
wochensixuyu，chajuezijizheshihaowuedudejingyan。yushi，wojiangqijiandandilijiewei，juebunengrangtaguodeshutan。
wobamuguangtouxiangshenpangzhengduanzuodexiaodouding，tazhengananjingjingdihezheniunai。womengdiyibaduoguotadebeizi，dijibaomu：“jitahuanchengkuguazhi，yuekuyuehao。”
xiaojiahuoshunjianlengzhule，zuichunzhoubianguazheyiquanbaimo，fennudidengxiangwo，quebuganhangsheng。
wochuanyuezhici，zheijushentijiajinxuejiayirandabannian。yizhaoyuanjuqing，zaiwofaxianxuechengli(fanpaidebaba)buchangguijiahou，zhubusiqulewenroudemianju，kaishigezhongzhemoyuxianhaixiaoxueyu。
qichu，tayecengkangzhengguo，keyouzenhuishidarendeduishou。tayidangaozhuang，wobianbianbenjialidiyuanwangta、qujieta。zhangqidejingshennvedai，lingtabiandegannubuganyan。
dangxia，wosuoyaozuodebianshijiangzheiyixingweiyanxuxiaqu，shunbianzaizengtianxiezijidefahui。
xueyudagaicongweiheguokuguazhi，xiaolianzhouderutongmahua，xiayishidituletushetou。wobeimengdeneixinyizhan，queyijiulengkudishuodao：“heguang!”
duiyuxiaohaizieryan，chikuguawuyishiyizhongkuxing。zheizennengbusuanyizhongnvedaini?kanlai，wozheigeeduhoumadangdehaiting“chuse”。wobujinfangshengdaxiao。
yongguozaocan，baomuyaosongxueyuqushangxue。woqiaojiantashenzheyishenlvexianlianjiadepojiuyifu，bujinzhouqilemeitou：“weiheyaoguyizheibanchuanzhe?”
“zhiqianbushininjiang，bunengzhuzhangxiaohaizidexurongxin，didiaoxiecaihaoma?”baomuhuiyingdao。