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woyaotengdelihai，shenwufenwendewozhinengxiangsangeerziyirenyaole10kuaiqian，maileyihezhitengtiegao。
meixiangdao3geerxifuzhidaohou，daerxifubajiazale。
ererxifumalewozuzongbadai，sanerxifukunaoyaolihun。
tamensangedoushuowopianxin，dourenweizijiananrenbugaichuzhei10kuaiqian。
zheiyikewohanxinzhiji，womeigeyuetuixiugongzisanqian，pingjunfenjimeigeerxifuyiqian。
wobuguangbangtamensanjiadaihaizi，zuojiawu，haizaiyeshizulegetanzimaixiaochi。
shoukuanmashiyigeerxifuyitian，zhuandemeiyifenqiandoujitamenle。
zheiyiciwoburenle，momodedinglehuilaojiadechepiao......
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daerxifunuqichongchongdechongjinwojia，shenzhebozimawo：
“nizhuangshenme！guyiwennierziyao10kuaiqian，bujiushimaicanma，wojiubuxinni10kuaiqiandoumeiyouma！shuazheiyangdexinyan，pianxinlaoerlaosanjia，meiqianjiuzhaowomen，womenqiannidea！”
daerxifuxinggejiuxiangpaozhangyidianjiuzhe，zheixieniandaerziduitakeyishuoshiyantingjicong。
tazaiyipangquan：“nibienaole，bujiu10kuaiqianma，wojizijiqinma10kuaiqianzenmele！”
daerxifugengnaonule，liangyanyideng，suishouchaoqichajishangdeguopan，wangdishangyishuai：
“zenmele！hehe，nishuozenmele！”
tazhizhedishangdegannanqicheng，ehenhendebiyiwo：
“nizhidaozheigechengziduoguima！shichangshangliuqikuaiyijin，tamaideqizheimeguidechengzi，meiyou10kuaiqianma！zheishi10kuaiqiandeshima！tashizaigaosunizheigedangerzide，wozheigeerxifukebotale！
made，tayoubushiguangjiwoyigeren1000，laoerlaosanjiatadoujile！zaiwozheizuoyao，kanwohaoqifushibushi！”
tayueshuoyuejidong，chaoqidengzizadianshi，zazhuozi，zaboli，kandaoshenmezashenme，bianzabianma：
“worangniqifuwo！wogaosuni，womashengwobushiweilejiniqifude！worangnipianxin，madexiaoerzidangbao，daerzidangcao！nirangwobutongkuai，niyexiuxiangtongkuai！”
erziweinandechenwo：“ma，nishuoshuoni，meishiwenwoyao10kuaiqianganshenme！zheibushichengxinrangwomenliangkouzichaojiama！”
wogentamenjieshi：“zheigechengzishiwotanweipangbian，neigelinayisongde，zheishitamenjiadetechan，tajilewojige，wozhengxiangpingjunfenjijigehaizi。”
jiezhewonachushoujijitamenkan：
“wojiushipanimenshuopianxin，suoyinimensanxiongdi，womeigerendouyaole10kuaiqian。”
woyiweizheiyangdaerxifunengxiaoqile，sheizhitalengxiaolesheng，gengjiajiansuankebole：
“guoranjianghaishilaodela，nibiaomianshangshuotuixiugongzidoujierxifule，beidilizaiwenerziyaohuiqu，niluodelegehaomingsheng，qianhaihuidaonidoulili，nikezhengoujingdea！”
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zheishiererxifuhesanerxifuyijiadouchongjinlaile。
进门不是吵就是骂！
ererxifuzhizhewobiliang：“nihuidanglaodema！**，jiadaonijiawozhenshidaolebabeizidemei！
wo**zunainaide，nijiuzheimeque10kuaiqiana，pingshibushitengdadejiushitengxiaode，womenzhongjianzheigejiutmdeshigecao！
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wokannijiushizuzongshibadaidoumeijide，nizheiyangdangpopode，yejiuzhiyouwoshalebajidezaizheigejiarenzhe！”