他这算是……调侃？
linqingrangenzaishenhoushanglemache，zaixiaxiaodekongjianli，yishijianyouxieqifenganga。
“nizenmeyuetachulaide？”linqingrankaikouwendao。
kanyunyeheyishendaban，fenmingzhangleyizhangjiangjunlian，taoshangshushengdeyifudaoyebujuedetuwu。
“是他约的。”
“taxiangzhidaomeimeizaiwozheiyoumeiyouchiku。”
tingdezheili，yishijianlinqingranyouxiebitoufasuan。
jinguantameiyouxiangyuanzhuneiyanggenlinzhantingyoushijiniandeganqing，danzheixiejiyitadouyongyou。
jiulouyuedebuyuan，buduoshibiangandaomudedi，anyunyehefenfu，linqingranlvxianxialeche，quxunlinzhantingdinghaodeyajian。
yijinruyajianli，linzhantingganmangweishang，congtoudaojiaodaliangleyifan，jiantaanranwuyangcaizhangshuyikouqi：“nimeishijiuhao，zhenshihaipasanwangyehuiduinibuli。”
huayingangluodi，yunyehebiantuimenerru，linzhantingxunsujinsheng，zhaohutamenruzuo。
“tingdaxiaojieshuo，lingongziyixiangzhonghouyoujia，benwangbianbuduoyanlaiyile。”yunyehezhiruzhutidao，“douanxiandeminganrujinyinaoshangchaoting，qianchezhongduo，qizhongneimuzhongzhong，xiangconggongzizheidatingyixiexiaoxi。”
wenyan，linzhantingqueshijincumeitou，sishibuzhisuoyan，fanwendao：“douanxiandeminganwoyousuoerwen，tuixiudelaoshangshuyangheyuzaijiazhongzaorenansha，zuoweichaotingmingguan，zaichaoshidezuiderenduole，rujinzaorenchoushayeshiqinglizhizhong，hetanneimu？wangyeyounengcongwozheierhuoquxieshenme？”
kanlinzhantingzheifanying，sishibuzhineiqing，yunyeheweiyanchayi，“jushuominganfashengshiyoumujizhexingcun，tingchuanyanshixiangfupairenweiwen，xingxuxiangfuderenmujiguo，zheicaixiangdatingyier。”
linqingranchuixiamouchuaimozhe，tazizhiyunyehehuaiyishenme，danbingweixianglinzhantingdaochushihua，fanerkaishipangqiaoceji，qitutaochuxiexinxilai。
也不失为一条妙计。
“anfadangri，wodiedequepairenquweiwenleyanglao，danneixierenzaituzhongzaoyufuji，yiwurenshenghai，xianglaishixiongshoufaxiantamen，sharenmiekoule。”linzhantingxixihuixiangneiriqingjing，tuicedao。
tingdelinzhantingdexinxi，yunyeheyanmouhudeyiliang，zhuiwendao：“nikehaijidedouyounaxieren？womenyantufaxianyixieshiti，yexujiushinijiaderen。”
linzhantingcumei，sishifajuebudui，yikouhuijuedao：“wangyemozaizhuiwen，zheixieshiqingxiangfuzihuichuli，bulaowangyefeixin。jinridejianwumei，qingranyiqieanhaobianke，zhantingbuzaiduoliu，gaoci。”
huabi，linzhantingqishenzuoyi，databuzouchuyajian，congcongliqu。
linqingranjingenqihou，chulejiulougenshangtadebufa，haiweikaikoubianbeilinzhantingchejinxiaoxiangzhong。
“meimei，sanwangyeyixiangyuxiangfubuhe，zongshidiediekuiduiyuni，niyewanwanbukeyuqigoujie，hailezanxiangfu。”linzhantingshuangshouzhuazhulinqingrandeshoubei，jingliqianghan，shitayouxiemateng。
“xiongzhanghechuciyan，jiyuxiangfumeishenmeguanxi，neijiubuyaozheimehuangzhang。”
“sanwangyebashoushenzhang，dingshixiangyaojiangzheidingzuimaokoujidiedie，qiewuyuxiaorenduoyan，nigenwohuijiaba，wopaniyouweixian。”linzhantingshuozhe，bianshituzhuazhetaliqu。
linqingranxunsushuaikaitadeshou，jibutuihuixiangzhong，yaotoujujue，“xiongzhangsuoyanwohuijizhe，danwoyiyuxiangfuwuguan，neibushiwojia。bietaidanxinwo，jidedaiwoxiangfurenwenan。”
“meimei……！bale，nizhixujide，sanwangyexinyanduozhe，zhenzhenjiajia，nizijiyenanbian，moyaoqingxinrenheren！”
huabi，linzhantingqueyebuduojiuchan，zhuanshenbianhunrurenqunzhong，yanmeibujian。