第一章渣男回府
jiadaohoufuhaibuzuyinian，wodefujunbianziqingnanxiajiaofei。
tazouhouwocaizhixiaowoyihuaitaisanyue，
ercihouwunian，tajihulewuyinxun。
woyongzijidejiazhuangbutiezhehoufuyidajiazidekaizhi，titachengqileyigejia。
haoburongyidengdaotajiaofeiguilai，dantaquedangzhezhongrendemianshuozijizhaodaolebishengsuoai，yaoxiulewo。
buliao，woqianjiaonazhehelishudaizheerziganghuidaoniangjia，
pomuhoujiaojiupairensonglailejishizhangjingzhongqingniancaijundehuaxiang，moyangyigesaiyigehao。
woheerzizhengjinjinyouweidenazhehuaxiangtiaoxuanshi，
下人来报，
jingzhongquanqingchaoyedejingxuanwangtaizheyibaibashibaxiangcailiduzailejiangfumenqian。
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jintianshiwolijiawuniandefujunjiaofeiguilaiderizi，womenchengqinbudaoyiniantajiushangshuziqingnanxiajiaofei，neishinanfangfeihuanyanjun，liukoubiandi.
wodanxintadeanweiburangtaqianqu，ketaqueshuo，tacifanqianqujiushiyaoweiwobenyigeqiancheng。
wonaidangchaotaishidinv，tashiluopohoufudecizi，yinzhangxiongshishicaijichenglejuewei，wojiatashinaixiajia。
wolanbuzhuta，ketalikaihouwocaifaxianzijiyijinghuaiyousanyuedeshenyun。
pomudangshibianlikepairenchuanxinyuta，keshisuochuanzhixinjieshichendahai。
cihouwunianjian，tagengshilewuyinxun，jingzhongduoyouliuyanshuozheishenxiaohouyepashizaoyimingsanghuangquanle。
pomuzhengriyileiximian，wojiyaokuanyoupomu，youyaozhangguanhoufu，haiyaozhaoguyouer，xianzaizhongyuaodaotahuilaile。
wojiuzhidao，tayidingbuhuisi！
woyushenfengsuishifumuzhiming，meiyoutaishendeganqingjichu，kedangchutaxinshidandandeyiju“yaoweiwobenyigeqiancheng”，querangwokudengduonian，haiyouletadehaizi。
wunian，zuyirangrenwangjihenduoshiqing，woxiangtazheicihuilai，womenyijiasankoujiukeyituanjule，woyeyuanzhongxindakaixinfeijieshouta。
zhanzaihoufumenkou，woyouxiejinzhangdemolemotoushangdepingrilishebudedaidezhuhua，youganjinzhenglichuixiadequnbai，wanzhepomudeshoujiaojiyouqipandewangzheqianfang。
“aniang，diedieshenmeshihouhuilaiya！”erzishenpinganbaozhewodetui，congshenhoutanchuyigenaodai，lianshangyouxiejusang。
womenyijingzaimenkoudenglejiangjinlianggeshichenle，wogangxiangditouanweita，jiutingjianyizhenjicudematishengyouyuanjijindechuanlai。
taitou，yirenzheheiyizhengjiazheyipihongzongliemafeichierlai，mashangmeimufeiyangzhirenzhengshiwoneiwunianweijiandefujunshenfeng。
tashenhouhaigenzhezhejiliangmachezhenghaohaodangdangchaozheibianganlai。
wunianweijian，tashoulebushao，yeheilebushao。
shenpangdepomuzaoyijidongdeleiliubuzhi。
“niang，haierbuxiao！”shenfengliluodefanshenxiama，limazhizhideguizailepomushenqian，shengyingengyan。
pomuganjinjiangtafuqilai，zuilibutingdeniantaozhe：“huilaijiuhao！”
wunianweijian，wozhanzaiyipangdaoyouxieshengshu，buzhidaogaizenmekaikoucaihao。
“lengzheganshenme，ganjinkankanamianhehaizia！”
haozaiyipangdepomutiwohuajielejiongjing。
shenfengzheicaihaoxiangxiangqilewomen，ceguotoulaidididejiaolewoyisheng“amian”。
zheimeduoniandeweiqujiuzaitazheiyisheng“amian”zhonghuaweiwuyou，woxiang，tanenggouhuilaijiuhao。
woganjinbaduozaiwobeihoudeerziqiandaotaqianmianlai，roushengdao：“pingan，kuaijiaodiedie。”
“diedie！”erzicuishengshengdeshengyinxiangqi，shenfengzheicaizhuyidaomianqianzheigehaibujitatuizhangdexiaotuanzi。
tamanlianzhenjing，yanliqingxufuza，sihuyouxiebuxiangxin：“zheishiwoerzi？”
buzhidaoshibushiwoxiangduole，wozongjuedeshenfengzaikandaopinganneiyishunjian，bingmeiyouxiangxiangzhongdexinxi，faneryouxiejinzhang。
huoxushiyouxieturanba，wozaixindianweiziji。
pomuyouxieshengqideningleyixiatadegebo，hongzheyantiwoshuohua：“nigetuzaizishuoshenmehuhua，zheibushinierzishisheierzi，nidangdangnianlijiashiamianyijingyousanyuedeshenyunle！”
“zheimeduoniannidoumeishaogexinhuilai，nizhibuzhidaoamianzheixienianyigerenyouduoxinku！”
wenyan，shenfengmianlukuisedekanzhewo，suihouwanxiayaoxiangyaobapinganbaoqilai，kejiuzaizheishi，machechuanchuleyigeqianjiaobaimeidenvsheng：“shenlang！”
shenfenggangshenchulaideshoujiuyoushenhuiqule，zhuanshenchaozhemacheerqu，wokanzhepingandeyanshenzhujianbiandeluomo。
woxindiyouxiebuan，danyemeishuoshenme，qianguoerzidexiaoshouanfudepailepai，zheicaichaomachechulaidenvzikanqu。
gainvzikanyangzibuguoershichutou，mingmouhaochi，toufashuchenglexuduogexiaobianzichuizailiangjian，shangmianraozhemolvsedesidai，shenchuanzhangqun，yaojianguazheyibayinbaisedexiaoduandao。
shixianluozaineibianshuxideduandaoshi，woxinxiayileng，neibadaowojideshishenfengde。
dangnianwobuguojiushipengleyixia，tajiujiangwodamayidun，haojitiandoubucengliwo，meixiangdaotajingranjiangzheibadaosongjilezheigenvzi。
nanguaitakanwodeyanshenneimemosheng，yuanlaizheixienianzaojiuyourendaitilewodeweizhi，woxinzhongkuse，mianshangqueweichizhewozuoweihoufuzhumudetimian。
shenfengxiaoxinyiyidejiangtafuxiama，kanlekanwohepomu：“ruqin，kuailaijianguoaniang...hefuren。”
zaishuochufurenlianggezishi，mingxiannengtingchutadeshengyinyouxiejiangying，wobuzijuediwojinleshouxin。
“minnvduruqinjianguolaofurenhe...jiejie。”tatiaomeikanlewoyiyan，suihouqianshenxingleyigebutaibiaozhundeli。
zhiyiyanwojiukanchuleyanqianzheigenvzilaizhebushan。
“fenger，zheishishei？”pomulianzhengyandoumeijineinvziyiyan，ershinudengzheyouxiexinxudeshenfengyanlidezhiwen。
“niang，ruqinshierzinanxiashiyujiandenvzi，taduierzienzhongrushan，erziyibunengfuta！”
“rujinerzidaitahuijing，jiushiweilejitayigemingfen！”
shenfengmianbugaisedeyikouqijiangtamendeguanxigongzhiyuzhong，tademuguangluozaineimingjiaoduruqindenvzishenshangshiwobucengjianguodewenrou。
taweileneinvzizaidatingguangzhongzhixiasihaobugujiwozheigemingmeizhengqudeqizideyanmian，wokouzhonghujueyipianxingtian。
“nizheigeniezhang！nizhibuzhidaonizaishuoshenmehuhua！”
pomumiansetieqingqideshuobuchuhua，xiongkoubuzhudeqifu，danyoudewozhulewodeshou。
wusuideerziyetaitou，shiluludedayanjingmangrandekanzhewo。
yankanzhezhouweijuguolaiderenyuelaiyueduo，wowenzhuyaoyaoyuzhuideshenxing，luchutimiandeweixiao：“youshenmeshihuifuzaishuoba！”
“huifuzuoshen，jintianwojiuyaodangzhedajiademian，bahuashuogeqingchu，woyaoquruqin，woyaotatangtangzhengzhengjinshenfudemen！”shenfengjinjindewozhuneinvzideshou，shenqingdekanzheta，shengpawomenqifuletaqu。
wobukezhixindewangzheta，yanliyouxiexumohu，tashuodeshi“qu”，erbushi“na”。
shenfeng，zheishiyaoxiulewoya！
wohaimeiyoushuohua，pomujiushangqianyonglidejileshenfengyibazhang，nuchi：“nizi！nizheishiyaoqisiwoya！”
pomuleiyanposuo，tiwobuzhi。
erziyebeituruqilaidebianguhedebaozhewowawadaku，worangyahuanganjinbatadaizou。
zheicaishangqianfuzhuzhandoudepomu，pomukanzhewoyanleiwangwang，wofuzheta，rangtaanxin。
pomushenzibenjiubuhao，rujinbeishenfengzheiyiqi，yishishangqibujiexiaqi，ershenfengzuoweierzizhishizhizhongdoubucengguanxinyiju，yikexinquanpuzaileneinvzishenshang，wosuixinxiakuse，danshigengduodeshifennu。
“fujun，niganghuifu，gongzhongpashimashangjiuyaopairenqianlaiqingnirugongle，rujinwaimianjujiderenyuelaiyueduo，pashiduinidemingshengbuli。”
tarengyilianlengyi，buweisuodong。
worenzhexindidebushi，kanlezhengyiweizaishenfenghuailideduruqinyiyan，dunledunyoukaikou：“nijiranrucizhongshidu**，neiyeyaotitaduozhexiangyidianba，nvzimingshenghedengzhongyao，ninandaoxiangrangdu**lunweijingzhongdexiaohuama？”
duruqinyouxiejinzhangdenielenietadeyijiao，shenfengzheicaisongkou：“neixianhuifuzaishuo。”
“ruqinnifangxin，wodingbuhuiweiquleni。”