第3章 吃老虎的猪

jiuyuechudeyangguangzhaozairenshenshangrengran**lade,bansuizhezheizhonggewainengmolianrenyizhidetianqi,mianchengzhongxueweiqiyizhoudexinshengjunxunyezhengshilakaixumu。

xuqingqingnengqingchudiganshoudaoyoulianzhusidehanshuishunzhelianjialuoxia,shenshangdemicaifuyebeihanshuijinshi,niandadadijintiezaibeishang。

tadeshentisuiransuizhejiaoguandekoulingzuochufanying,danaoquezaojiufangkong,huanxiangzhezijishishaokaojiashangdedajitui,zhengzaibeiliehuozhikao。xianzaiyijingjiufenshule,waijiaolinen,zaisashangziran,xianxiangpubi。

xuqingqingyanleyankoushui,dengtahuiguoshenlaideshihoufaxiantongxuemendouchenzhangboziwangxiangta,jiaoguanyeheizheyizhangliankanzheta:“disanpaizhongjianneiweinvtongxue,chulie!”

xuqingqingkanlekanliangbian,shenchuyigenshouzhizhixiangzijidelian:“woma?”

“dui,jiushini,chulie!”

xuqingqingxiaopaodaoduiwuqianmianzhanding,jiaoguanweizhetazhuanleliangquan:“tingwokouling,zhengbuzou!yieryi,yieryi,ting!”

xuqingqingshenhoudeduiwubaofachuyizhenhongxiao,lianjiaoguandourenbuzhuwanlezuijiao,tazhoulezhoubizi,yilianmomingqimiao,daodishishenmezheimehaoxiao?

jiaoguanqingkejisheng:“zheiweitongxue,wohaishidiyicikanjianyourentizhengbudounengtongshoutongjiao,nizijibujuedebieniuma?”

yuanlaidajiadouzaixiaotatongshoutongjiao,xuqingqingdelianshunjianzhangchengzhuganse,taxunsudixiatoudingzhezijidejiaojian,jiazhuangmeitingdaodajiadexiaosheng。

jiaoguanhexuqingqingbingpaizhanzhe:“lai,tingwokouling,zuoyouzuo,zuoyouzuo……”

jiuzheiyangzouleyiduanluyihou,duiwuliyourendashenghan:“jiaoguan,nibeixuqingqingdaipianla!”

nianqingdejiaoguanxiaochuyikoubaiya,youshizhezouleliangbu:“hei,nihaizhenbieshuo,tiqilaihaitingshunhe!”shuozhehaoxiangfaxianxindaluyiyangyouxuezhexuqingqingdeyangzizouleliangbu。

youshiyizhenhongxiao,xiaoshengzhongjiazazheyidaoyonglandeshengyin:“tigezhengbudoubuhui,youxierenshibushidanaotaiguofadajizhanlexiaonaodefayukongjiana?”

是周珩。

jiaoguanzhoumeikanzheta:“jiunineng。lailailai,nilaijiaotatizhengbu。jiaohuilemeiyoujiangli,jiaobuhuinijiudengzheaifabani!”

xuqingqingweiminzuijiao,meiyoutaitou,yanjiaodeyuguangganghaonengpiedaozhouhengkaojindejiaobu,toudingxiangqitahanzhexiaoyideshengyin:“fangxinbajiaoguan,baozaiwoshenshang。”

jiaoguankanleyanbuyuanchudeduiwu,bunengyinweiyigerendanwudajiadezhengtijindu。tapailepaizhouhengdejianbang:“neiniliangxianlianzhe,woyihuierguolaijiancha。”

zhouhengzhengzhongdidiantou:“meiwenti。”

jiaoguanyizou,tajiuyuanxingbilu,chongxuqingqingtiaomeixiaodao:“neizanmenkaishiba,diyiming?”

tasuiranshixiaozheshuode,xuqingqingqueminruidicongtadeyuqizhongbuzhuodaoyisidiyi,tameifengqingcutaiqitouzhishizhetadeyanjing:“woyoumingzi,xuqingqing。”

zhouhengmanbuzaihudi“e”leyisheng:“neikaishiba,xuqingqingtongxue。”

xuqingqingyikaishibuzhidaozhouhengweishenmehuixinranjieshoujiaoguandetiyilaijiaota,dantaxianzaizhidaole,yinweitaxiaoqijichoubingqieyouzhi。

danxiangdaoshitawuhuitazaixian,suoyitajiazhuangfuzeshijiguyidiaonangongbaosichoude**xingjingtadouyiyirenxiale。

zhouhengraozhexuqingqingzhuanleyiquan:“lai,nixiantigetuijiwokankan。”

xuqingqingzhaozuo,gangtichutuijiubeizhouhenghanting:“e^——nizheigetuitidebuzhi,xianbaochizheigezishiyifenzhongzhaozhaoganjueba。”

xuqingqingbaochizhetituidezishi,jiannandiweichizheshentidepingheng。tichuqudetuibiandeyuelaiyuechen,mingxianguoleyifenzhong,danzhouhengsihaomeiyourangtafangxiatuidedasuan,xuqingqingdeshentibukeyizhidihuanglehuang,yaozheyawen:“yifenzhongdaoleba?”

zhouhengdunzaiyipangdeshuyinli,taiwankanleyanshijian,manyouyoudikaikou:“jishenme,wodeshoubiao‘nianji’dale,zoudebijiaoman,jiuxinkunizaijianchiyihuierba。”

xuqingqingzaixinlimonian“renzijing”,shunbianbazhouhengcongtoudaowei“qinqie”diwenhouleyibian,zaitayinweitilibuzhilangbeidishuaidaozaidishangzhiqian,zhongyutingjianleneijutianlaiyibande“haole,shijiandaole”。

xuqingqinghuodongzhetafangfoguanleqianyibandeshuangtui,jiroudesuantongganhaimeiyouxiaoshi,youtingjianlemoguidezhaohuansheng:“nizaitigetuiwokankan。”

xuqingqingbengzhituiwangqiantilejibu,zhouhengzaihoumianmozhexiabapingjia:“nizheigetuitichuqudeshihoulidubugou,nixianzhongfuzheigedongzuosanshibianzhaozhaoganjueba。”

xuqingqinglianshanghaowubolan,youzhongxinwenxileyibian“renzijing”,zaicizhaozuo,shudaosanshideshihoutazidongtingxiadongzuo。

shuyinlidezhouhenghaiyoudianyiyouweijindeyisi:“zheimekuai?”tadabuzouguolai,“woganggangkanle,nizheigetui……”duishangxuqingqingpingjingdemuguang,tamomingyouxiexinxu,jiangyijingdaolezuibiande“tidebuhao”shengshenggaichengle“tidehaixing”。

tamolemobizizhuanyihuati:“neiwomenxianzailaixunliangeboba,nixianzuoershizubaibeidongzuozhaoyizhaoganjueba。”

kanzhexuqingqingzairiguangxiahuihanruyudibaibei,zhouhengdunzaishuyindixiabuxiedixiang:quanxiaodiyiyebuguoruci,liangezhengbudoubuhuiti,haixuyaotazheigedaoshudiyilaijiao。

xuqingqinganyaoqiuwanchenglezhouhengbuzhiderenwu,weiweichuanzheqiwenta:“xianzaikeyikaishijiuzhengwotongshoutongjiaodewentilema?”

“dangrankeyi,tingwokouling。”

zhouhengganghanlege“yi”,xuqingqingdaduanta:“ninengxianjiwoshifanyibianma?”

“xingba。”zhouhengwangqiantilejibu,huitoukanzheta,“xuehuimeiyou?”

xuqingqingyaoyaotou,shenqingjucu:“wohaishiyouxiebutaihui,nikeyizhanzaiwoqianmianhewoyikuaitima?wozhaozhenideyangzizuo。”

zhouhengdexurongxinmomingdedaolejidademanzu,xinranjieshouletadetiyi。

xuqingqingdixiatou,zuijiaogouqiyigejimoudechengdexiaorong。tazaizhouhengshenhouzhanding,toutoushentuizhangliangleyixialiangrenzhijiandejuli,wangqiannuoleyixiaobu。

“yieryi,yiera!”zhouhengwuzhe**zhuanguotounushixuqingqing,“niti**ma?”

xuqingqingdezuijiaoyizhibuzhudishangyang,taditoudiaozhenghaozijidebiaoqing,qianjiudikanzhezhouheng:“duibuqia,wobushiguyide。”

zhouhengtengdejinningzhemeitou:“nizheiyetidetaiyonglileba?”

xuqingqingzhabazheyanjing,shengyintingqilaihaiyoudianwugu:“shinijiaowotuiyaobengzhiliduyaodadeya。”

zhouhengzhanglezhangzui,wuyanyidui,zhinengchixiazheigemenkui。tawangqianzouleliangbu,jiangliangrendejulilakaidaoyigeanquandefanwei,youbufangxindizhufuxuqingqing:“kanzhedianera,yanjingzhangzhebushidangbaishede。”

dengtazhuanguotou,xuqingqingyouqiaoqiaowangqiannuoleliangbu。

“yieryi,yiera!”zhouhengwuzhe**niutouyaoyaqiechidikanzhexuqingqing,yiziyidun,“niguyide!”

“zhenbushiguyide,duibuqia。”xuqingqingjilikongzhizhelianshangdebiaoqing,keshengyinlihaishiranshangleyisixiaoyi。

zhouhengqidetoudingmaoyan:“xuqingqing,nishibushiguyibaofuwo?”

xuqingqingwanchunxiaokai,waizhetouwenta:“nishizuoleshenmexuyaowobaofudeshiqing?”

zhouhengyezhu,libuzhiqiyeyaozhuang,tazhongzhongdihengleyishengbiaodazijidebuman。

jiaoguanguolaiyanshouchengguo,xuqingqinggenzhejiaoguandekoulingdongzuobiaozhunditizhezhengbu。jiaoguankuajiangtajinbuhenkuai,taqianxudibiaoshizheidoushizhouhengtongxuejiaodehao。

jiaoguanpailepaizhouhengdejianbang:“keyia,jiaodebiwohao!”

zhouhengde**haiyinyinzuotong,tarenbuzhuhuaiyizheiyiqiedoushixuqingqingjitaxiadetao。

heng,haoyigebanzhuchilaohu!

xuqingqingjiushineitouchilaohudezhu!