“laoda,zheidabanyede,nizhengchuzheimedadongjinggansha?”
“haibazulaomenhecunzhangdouqinglaile,nidaodixianggansha?”linlaotouyilianbumandichize。
jinri,linlaotouyaoshangfazuo,daoxianchengquzhuayao,huilaihoucaitingshuojialinaochuzheimedadongjing。
tasuishengqi,danyexiwangshiqingdaociweizhi。
毕竟家丑不可外扬!
linguangshengbingweidahua,xiangzaizuodezhangbeimenshenshenjuleyigong。
“zaicitebieganxiegeweizhangbei,meiyouyinweiguangshengdeshenyetaoraoerguaizui。”
“qinggeweizulaomenqianlai,zhuyaoshikenqingdajiaweiwomendafangzuogejianzheng,jinrilinjiadafangyuanyulaozhaifenjia。”
“congciyihou,geziweihuo,hubuganrao!”
cihuayichu,zaizuozhongrenjieshiyijing,mianmianxiangqu。
sheiyemeixiangdaopingshiwenheqianxundelindafu,jingranzheibanjuejuediyaofenjia。
xianglaibairilinjiamainvpeiminghunzheishi,queshihantouledafangdexin。
yipangdexiaojiahuo,queshikaixindeshouwuzudao。
“diedie,fen,fenya,hao,haohao”。
yifukanrenaobuxianshidademoyang。
dui,zaishandianfeng,gongdianhuo,hahaha,laiba,rangbaofengyugengmengliexie。
linguangshengzhuantoukanleyiyanzijideqizi,yangshijiandingdixiangtadianlediantou。
ersangehaizi,zhenjingzhongmingxiandaizheyisixiyue。
cike,linlaotaitaiqideyazimulie,henhendidengleyangshilinluoluoyiyan。
kendingshizheilianggesaobaxingtiaosuo,laodapingrixiaoshunzhiji,nalaidedanziqufenjia。
“laoda,nishuoshenme?nishifenglema?yaofenjia?bukeneng,chufeiwosile!”
linjiaerfanglinguangxiangfuqihelaosanlinguangyaoyejieshizhenjingbuyi。
dagejingranweileneigejianlaidexiaoyatou,yaogentamenfenjia。
erfangxiangdequeshi,laodayijiazoule,jialidilineimeduodehuojisheizuo?sheiqusihoudieniang?
laosangengshijuedezijidegongmingzhilujiuciduanlebaozhang,daozuidefeirounanengrangtapaole。
suoyourengehuaiguitai······
kandaolinguangshengneijuerandeyangzi,laoerxifuxushiganjinshangqian,lazheyangshideshou,qinnidiquanzhe,
“dasao,wozhidaojintianzheishi,queshiweiquleni,gengweiquleluoluo。”
“keshiwomenshiyijiarena,shenshangliuzheyiyangdexueni,dieniangzuitengdejiushidage,dageyaoshizhiyifenjia,qibushishangtoudieniangdexin。”
laoerlinguangxiangganjinbangzheqizifuhedao:“shia,dage,womenshiyijiaren,daduangutouhailianzhejinni,doushuozhangxiongrufu,moshuoniangshangxinle,jiushiwomendexindoujiudeteng。”
“laosan,nishuoshibu?”
chuzaiyipangbingweishuohuadexiucailang,cikerubeijiazaihuopenshang。
cishiyintaerqi,kanyangziergeshixiangbaguoshuaijita。
“dong”yisheng,linguangyaoguidaozaidi,tongkuliuti。
“dage,jinrizhishishiwocuole,shiwomenglexin,wobugaitantuneixianchengdeweizhi。”
“woyezhishikandagetaiguoxinku,xiangzaorichurentoudi,rangdagehedieniangnengzaodianyangmeituqi,yenengguangyaozanjiamenmei。”
“meixiangdaohaileluoluo,doushiwodecuo,wodecuo·····”
naodai“dongdong”zhixiang,bianshuobianke。
“diedie,huang,huangshulangbai,bainianla!”xiaoluoluoshayouqishidibihuazhe。
benlaijiuyaobeidadongdezulaomengangxiangquanhe,cishibeizheixiaomengwadeyijuhua,diandebuzhisuocuo。
cunzhangqianyougengangyuqishendiaojie,linlaotaitaixiangshifengleyiban,yibatuikaiyangshi,juqiguaizhang,henlidichaolinluoluozaqu。
“a!”linhaoranyingshengdaodi,tuizhelunyihuzailinluoluoshenqian,zuijiaoshenchusisixueji。
linlaotaibingweilianxidasunzi,buguanbugudichaozhelinluoluomengti。
keshidangtakandaoxiaowawahaowuweiju,yilianxiemeidikanzheta,xinlidunshihuangleshen。
gangshichuquanshenliqishenchuyoujiao,zuojiaohaoxiangbeijinguyiban。
yigelieju,siyangbachadizhizhishuaixiaqu。
yitouzhuangdaoleyipangdezhuojiao······
zheiyimu,yezhenjinglezaizuodezulaomen,benlaihaixiangzhequanhebuquanfen,xianzaikanlai,linjiarucikedaizhangfangdaoshisikongjianguan。
“aiyou,zheigetianshadexiaochusheng,doushita,aiyou,tengsiwole,aiyou···”
“niang,niang,nizenmela?dage,nikan,weileyigewairen,haibazanniangjishangle,dage,niangkeshinideqinnianga!”
laoeryibianfuqilinlaotai,yibianduilinguangshengdaqiganqingpai。
“dage,dieniangbawomenlachedaburongyi,zheigenianjile,bengaiyiyangtiannian,xianzaiqueyaobeiyigejianlaidexiaoyatoujiaodejiquanbuning。”
“nijingranhaiyaoweiletaqufenjia,dage,nibawomenzheixiegurouxueqinzhiyuhedi?”
linguangshengkanzheetouxianxuezhimaodelinlaotai,yigukuijiuganyouranersheng,zizezijidemangzhuang,fenjiadeniantouyekaishidongyao。
“ershu,ershen,yiqisuan,suanjicaili,meiqian,meiqian,gegetui,duantui。”
“nainai,sanshuxiangreng,rengdiaogege,yansi,niangqin,diediezaiqu····”
“jiejie,sanshuyaosha,shawo”····
xiaonaiwaduanduanxuxu,chilidishuolehaoduo,shoujiaobingyongdibihuazhe。
ai,xiaowawadefayingongnengshizaiyouxian,zhenshijisibenxianle,linjiazheibangchirenbutugutoude**,haixiangrangdieniangzuoyongjiudemianfeiyongren,zhenshichixinwangxiang。
linguangshengbeiluoluozheijijuhuahedeyiduosuo。
shia,dangnianzijidedaerzilinhaoranpeitongzijishangshancaiyaoshuaiduanletui,niangweilebaqianshengxialaijilaoerlinguangxiangquxifu,danwulehaoranzhitui。
erhaoran,congciyechengletanzi,yuanlaisuoweidecailiyuanlaidoushitamensuanjihaode。
erzijideerziquechengweitamensuanjidexishengpin,xianzaizaihuangnianjian,youxiangyaorengdiaota。
zaixiangdaorongniang,shanggeyueshenye,niangnaozherangrongnianglianyebatadewaiyixihao,mingriyaoquyilaolaojiachuanmenchuan。
tiexinderongniang,buguyueheifenggao,paodaocuntouxiaohebianjiniangxiyifu。
quebeirentuixiashui,xingderongniangshenanshuixing,caimeibeinisi,xianzaixianglaigentamentuobuleganxi。
zijipengzaishouxindeguainver,yetongyangbeiqinzhinvtuixiashanya,haibeisandimaidiaopeiminghun。
zheizhuangzhuangjianjian,ranglinguangshengdaoxiyikouliangqi。
yuanlaizheimeduonian,quanjiadouzaisuanjitamendafang,tajiuxianggeshaziyiyang,yixinyiyiweilezheigejiafuchu,quechadianbeihaideqilizisan。
cikelinguangshengmuguangruju,jiandingdiduicunzhanghezulaomenyiziyidunshuodao:
“qingcunzhanghezhongzulaoweiguangshengzuozheng,jinridafangdingyaoyulaozhaifenli,zhiyujiazhongyiqie,wodoukeyibuyao,zhidaizheqierlikai,womenzimoushenglu!”
kanzhelinguangshengquyiyijue,youtingzhetayaojingshenchuhu,linlaotouhendeyaoyaqiechi。
“laoda,jinrikeshinizijixuandelu,jiranjingshenchuhu,neixianzaijiuzouba。”
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cunzhangqianyougencishizhanleqilai,dazhulelinlaotou。
“lindafu,jiranniyinadingzhuyi,neijinriwobianyunijiazhongzhangbeizuocijianzheng。”
“congxianzaikaishi,linjiazhangfangzilimenhu,yihouyulinjialaozhaihaowuganxi。”
“diedie,xie,xiexia,huayaya!”
linluoluozhabazhabayanjing,jilingdibushangyiju。