wunei，zhongrenjiangyingdizhuantoukanta。
xiaoxiaodeyizhi，qiaozhebuguosansisuideyangzi。
zhengzhilongdong，taquezhichuanzhedanbodesuanbushangmianaodewaiyi。
jiuzheiyangyigeren，hainengbitaiyiyuanyuanpanlihai？
“xiaoyoumoyaohushuo，laofucongyiwushinian，weicengjianguobiwangyegengqiguaidezhengzhuangle。”
laoyuanpanhaisuanlimao，danhuangdibixiahaishiyouxiebutaigaoxing。
“zheishizhendezhinv，aiqingshenyan。”
laoyuanpandunshijingchuyishenlenghan，lianmangyouyouyoukoushou。
“bixiashuzui，wangyeshuzui，gongzhushuzui！laochen，
laochenlaoyanhunhua，meirenchugongzhu，laochengaisi！”
zhishi，yueyumeijian，xuanjinggongzhuzendebianyangle？！
“e，buzhizhebuzui，laijianguobenwangdeqinshengguinv，ng，
zhiyufenghao，huangxiong，bururanglibuheqintianjianhaohaoxiangyixia？”
weijinxuanchaozhenvershenchushou，mingyueguaiqiaodipashangchuang，xiaodemeiyanwanwan。
“ng，shiyaozhongxinxiangyigefenghao，daichaqingchule，
jieshizhenhuizhaogaotianxia，buguoyueyuefangcaishuozhidaoshizenmehuishi，zheishiheyi？”
weijinhaoweiweihanshou，wenshengxunwen。
laoyuanpanxuanjimingbai，zijikongpashizhidaoleshenmebudeledehuangshimixin！
tazhengzhuomozheyaobuyaotizheigexiaogongzhushuoliangjuhua，jiutingjianxiaotuanzinaishengnaiqidikaikou。
“yinweidiedieshifanrenzhiqu，chengshoubuzhuyinqi，suoyicaihuihunmideya~”
老院判：……
tajiubugaititadanxin，tingtingzheishishenmeluanqibazaodehua！
“yinqi？nishishuo，yourenduinidiexingyanshengzhishu？”
nianqingdediwangborandanu。
zaitadajinhuangshili，jingyourenxingyanshengzhishu！
“yebusuan，jiushiyourenjiemingya~”
yanshengzhishushiliyongshengchenbazizuzhouduifang。
kediedieshibeirenjieleming，ruguotameiyoulai，zaiguoliangri，jiemingjiuhuiwancheng。
jieshi，tazheigexiaomingdilaileyemeiyong。
diediejiuhuiyimingwuhu，dujieshibai，zaicijinruxindelunhui！
xiangdaozheili，mingyuelaoqihengqiuditanlekouqi。
“ai，diedieya，lileyueyuenikezenmebanya！”
weijinxuanbeitazheixiaomoyangdouxiaole，nielenietadexiaolian。
“yueyuezendehuidongzheixie？”
weijinhaoshengpazijihedaoxiaozhinv，yaxiaxinzhongdenuhuo。
wenshengdao：“yueyuecongsanqingguanerlai，nandaoshizaiguanlixuede？”
mingyueyaoleyaotou：“bushiya~yueyueshixiaomingdi，shicongdifulaideya~”
众人：……
“yinggaizheimewen，yueyueshuonidieshibeijieming，nikeyoubanfachachusheizuode？”
laoyuanpantingdemeitoujinzhou。
bixiazheishibingjiluantouyi？zendehaixinzheihuangtangdeshuofa？
“bixia，burubataiyiyuanqitataiyiqinglai，
jinkuaizhenduanchuwangyedebingqing，wanbunengtuoyanlewangyedebingqinga！”
weijinhaochuimoupieletayiyan。
“zheitaiyiyuanhaiyousheidenenglizainizhishang？”
老院判满额冷汗。
“laochen，laochenxingxuzhishijianwenbugou，taiyiyuanyouyiyouyizhihou，
tadefuqinjianduoshiguang，shuobudingjianguoyixieqinanzazheng！”
zongbixiangxinzheihaitonglaidekaopua！
houmianneijulaoyuanpanbuganshuochulai。
“bushie~laobobo，diedieshibeijiemingle，zhaodafumeiyongda~diedie，nishentiyizhidouzheimechama？”
冥玥问道。
“daoyebushi，sannianqian，nigugu……”
shuodaozheili，weijinxuansishiyouxiejihui，huanlegeshuofa。
“jiushisannianqiankaishide。”
姑姑？
mingyuewaizhenaodai，zhuomopianke，congchuangshangtiaoxiaqu。
tazheimeyitiao，kebaweijinhaoheleyitiao。
zheihaizizendezheijiutiaoxiaqu！
zhijiantajuezhexiaopipi，bakaitadedadaizi。
buduoshi，tacongdaizilibachuyigewan。
等等。
一个。
破碗？
zhijianmingyuexingfendinazhewanpaohuichuangshang，shuangyanliangjingjingdipengzhewan。
“lai，diediefangdianxue！”
老院判：？？
“buke！wanwanbuke！”
laoyuanpanhehuaile，jimangzuzhi。
“wangyeshentixianzaisuiranqiaozhekangjian，danbingzhongduori，
wangyeshentihenxuruode，fangxuehuirangwangyeshentigengxuruo！wanyi……”
mingyueyouxiebugaoxingdibielezui。
“laobobo，nihaochao！”
weijinhaozhoumeidao：“aiqingruowubiedeshi，jiuxianchuquba。”
“陛下！”
laoyuanpanbukezhixindikanzhehuangdibixia，yiyaoya，shisiruguidiketou。
“laochenqingqiubixiaqiewuqingxina！”
weijinxuanquebuguanbugudishuodao：“benwangxiangxinwodenverbuhuihaiwo，lairen，nadaolai！”
tingjiandiediexiangxinziji，mingyuedangxiajiugaoxingle。
她小手一挥。
“buyongmafan，diedieshenshou！”
weijinxuantinghuadishenchushou。
zhijianmingyueyishounazhewan，yishoutaidaoshuangmuqian，zuiliniannianyouci。
kongqizhongsishiyoushenmedongxifudong，zhijianmingyueyongzhijianhuaguoweijinxuandezhijian。
yizhencitongguohou，weijinxuandezhijianjingpingkongbeihuapo！
weijinxuandengrendaweizhenhan，yishijianpingzhuhuxi，kanzheyanqiandeyimu。
xianxuediluozaipowanzhizhong，neigepojiudeciwanqingkejianbengfachujinguang！
“天哪！”
linxunhedediezuozaidishang，qitanupujimangkoushou。
jinguangsanqu，weijinxuanbiankanjianjinwanzhujianxishouletadexianxue。
jinjiezhe，jinwandewandichuxianyigezi。
“东？”
随后便消失了。
guiyupingjing，jinwanbianhuineigepojiudexiaowan，fangfofangcaizhishitamendecuojue。
“这，这是……”
jiulianweijinhaozheigehuangdiyejingdeshuobuchuhuale。
weidumingyuezhouzhemeitou，fangfozheigewanyuzijiyoushenmedachouside。
“yueyue，keshiyoushenmewenti？”
“kee！zheipowanshizenmehuishi！”
mingyueyouxieshengqi，xiangjiangwanrengchuqu，youbugandeyangzi。
“biao，biaomei……zhei，zheishishenmea？”
linxunsuozhebozi，youxiehaipa，queyounaibuzhuhaoqixin。
“zheishifaqi！ketayiqianbushizheiyangde，yidiediedexue，
kendinghuixianshijiemingdexiongshou，ketaxianzaimeiyou！kee！”
xiaomingdishengqi，shiqinghenyanzhong！
地府里。
yanluowanghunshenyihan，jingkongdikanxiangsizhou。
panguanyihuodiwendao：“zenmele？”
“benwangzongjuede，xiaomingdizaimabenwang……”
jiuzaiyanluowangyihuoshi，xiaoguijingkongdifeilai。
“bao！buhaola！kufanglidefaqibujianla！”
“什么？！”
zhenggedifuzhaolegetianfandifu，guikulanghao。
zuizhongzaixiaomingdidefangjianlizhaodaopiaoluodehuangzhi。
“faqiwoxiannazouleo~”
阎罗王：……
xiaozuzong，niyebubitaokongwodekufangba！！！