第2章 等我回去

gutianjiaohenkuaizhenglihaoqingxu,lengmodao:“nishishei,woburenshi,likegunchuqu!”

guqingmingyefanyingguolai,sixiaofeixiaodao:“e,nishizhangzhezijizhangdexianghanjianeigexiaochusheng,chenzhewojieguoshengrilaiqiaozhadeba?”

congkoudainachuyizhangka,rengdaodishang:“kaliyouyibaiwan,guixialaijiwo**di,tiandeganjingqianjiushinide!”

“fangsi!”qilinqideyanlimanshihongxuesi,longshuaishangzhanchangshadi,hutaipingshengshi,huijiaqueshizheizhongchangmian,zhunbeiyiquanhongsi。

buguo,beihanfeitaishoulanzhu。

“you,haiyaodawo?lailailai,wangzheilida。”guqingmingbeidouxiaole,zhizhezijidelian:“daa,lianggechoudangbingdehaigantiaoxinwo,nilanzhutajiuduile,yaoburanrangnimenhengzhechuqu!”

“niwuhuile,lanzhuta,shiyaoqinzidongshou!”

hanfeimamukaikou,shuowan,xunsuchujiao,lianxuliangjiaochuaizaiguqingmingxigai,jiutingkakaliangsheng,liangtiaotuiwanqubianxing,zhenggerenailebanjieguizaihanfeimianqian,dongzuoxingyunliushui,duanduanliangmiaoneiwancheng。

场面突然安静。

死一般的安静。

hanfeijingranchuaiduanguqingmingdetui?

“ao。”guqingmingcanjiaoshengxiangqi,zheicaibazhongrenlahuixianshi。

“弟弟!”

gutianjiaojingjiaoyisheng,shuangyanpenhuoyibandingzhehanfei,ehenhendao:“nianzainizhangdexianghanfeidefenshang,wobuyunijijiao,likegundan!”

tahencongming,ruguoshiqingnaoda,hanfeideshenfenyidandedaoqueren,henrongyirerenshuoxianhua,rangtaxianzou,ranhouzaizhaogejihuichulidiao。

hanfeimeizou,fanercaizaiguqingmingshenshang,yibubuxiangtabijin:“kewoxiangyunijijiao!”

buzhiweihe,gutianjiaokantayuelaiyuejin,gandaoqiansuoweiyoudeyali,huxidoubiandekunnan。

yingzhetoupidao:“niyaoganshenme?buyaoyiweizhangdexianghanfeijiukeyiweisuoyuwei,jinisanmiaozhong,likegunchuqu,fouzewobukeqile!”

见到韩非面色不善。

yourenzhidaozheishiyingxiongjiumeidejihui。

“tianjiaobiepa,wobaohuni,woheidaishiduan,xiaozi,nijiushizhangdexianghanfeieryi,haiganlaimaochong,likegunchuqu!”

zheirenshuohuajian,kuaibuchongguolai,jijiangchongdaoshenbian。

qilinshenyingyihuang,yijiaochuaifeishijimiyuan,binglengdao:“zaiganshangqian,shawushe!”

jibairentongshidaoxiyikouliangqi,yijiaobarenchuaifeishijimihaishirenma?shangquzhaonvefanbushang,quandoudaidaikanzhe,bugandong。

gutianjiaojianmeirenganbangzhu,youxiehuang,buguohaishixiaoshengweixiedao:“hanfei,rujinwoyijingshitianhaishidiyimingyuan,yaobaidaozaiwoshiliuqunxiadedayourenzai,nijiushigechoudangbingde,wodonggenxiaoshouzhijiunengwansini,buxiangsijiugun!”

“第一名媛?”

hanfeihuanhuandao:“kaonizheizhangpinang?”

shuowan,meidenggutianjiaofanyingguolai,yishouzhuazhutatoufa,lingyizhishouhuaweibazhangshanguoqu。

“啪!”

“你的脸好看?”

“啪!”

“你的皮囊好看?”

“啪!”

“还第一名媛?”

haobuliuqing,lianxushijibazhang,zhouweiderendoukanshale,daqibuganchuan,dadeyetaihen,gutianjiaolianzhongdexiangzhutou,chengheizise,genbenkanbuchubenlaimoyang,dajieshangsuibianlalaiyigenvrendoubitapiaoliang。

“啪。”

hanfeizuihouyibazhangbatadafei,zhuanshenhuanbulikai,yibianzouyibiandao:“pengchengjituanshiwofumudexinxue,jiniqitianshijianzhunbeiguohushouxu,liuniquanshi。”

“fouze,suishiwanduan!”

shengruojinglei,zhencheyunxiao。

yifenzhongguohou,zhongrencaihuanguoshenkanxiangdishangdegutianjiao。

“ta……zhendeshigutianjiaome?”

“taichoule,yebuzhidaonengbunenghuifu。”

“yadoudameile,kongpayaohuirong。”

gutianjiaoqidequanshenzhandou,xiufencongdishangpaqilai,paodaohoutainachudianhua,zhiwendao:“dage,hanfeibushibeipaozhasilema?weishenmetahaihuozhe!”

dianhualingyibian,shigutianjiaosuimuxingdeqingewangheng,zaijunzhongrenzhi,dangchuhanfeizhisuoyinengxunsujinrujunzhong、bingqiejinruxibuzhanqu,doushitadeshoubi。

“nishuoshishei?nishuohuazenmebuqingchu?”wanghengwendao。

“yameile!”gutianjiaomanyanyinyi:“ge,hanfeimeishi,dangzhongdawoyadadiao,haishuoqitianzhihoubuhaipengchengjituan,yaobawosuishiwanduan!”

“什么?”

wanghengzhongyutingqing,nudao:“zheigechushengjingranmingdameisi?xiaomeibiepa,rujinnigeyishinanbuzhanqufuzhihui,diweizhigaowushang,yigexiaobingrutonglouyi,wojinkuaihuiquweinibaochou!”

挂断电话。

“wangxiaojie,wangxiaojie……nikuaichuqukankanba!”jiudianjinglichongjinhoutai。

gutianjiaotingdaogegehuilai,youlediqi,kuaibuzouchuqu,kezoudaomenkouyikan,dunshishayan,zhiqianwuyanliusedexianhua,quanbubianchengbaihua,menqian、jiudian、yanjingnengkandaodedifang,quanshibaihua,xiangshizangli!

jingkongdao:“zhei……zheishizenmehuishi?”

“jushuoshiyougedarenwuranghuande,quanchengdouhuanlebaihua!”jinglijinzhangdao。

gutianjiaohedeshuangtuibuwen,tandaozaidi,hanfeihaojiejue,kemanchenghuanbaihua,nandaoxianhuarangmouweidarenwubukaixin?

再次拿出电话。

wanghengchenyinpiankedao:“queshiyinggaishidarenwu,buguomeiguanxi,nigewoshinanbuzhanqufuzongzhihui,diweizhigaowushang,hailianshishouyezaiwozhixia,dengwohuiquzhaohuanbaihuadeliaoliao!”