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worenbuzhushenshoudata，taqueyibazuanzhulewodeshouwan，shensezhengjingxialai，“furen，zheilibushigehaoquchu，nihaishijinkuailikaidehao。”
“shenmehaobuhaode，wokan，nizaidedifang，caibushihaoquchu。”
wozaicizhengzhaleyixia，juranzhengtuole，woweixieta：“nishaozaiwomianqianhuangyou，buran……”
“不然怎样？”
woyibianwanghuizou，yibianyaoyaqiechidao：“buran，wojiuzhaogeheshangdaoshishouleni，kannizenmeweifeizuodai。”
shenhouchuanlaiyishengqingxiao，jinjiezhe，tangwulibinglengdewenduyexiaoshile，bianchengleshengxiaderelang。
只是……
tangtangbamabiaoxianchulaideguaiyi，haiyouneigenanguishuodehua，zhendemeiyourenheguanlianma？
haodaizaizijiguimidebama，woqiangxingdaxiaoneigeniantou，huidaofangjianli。
yihuiqu，tangtangjiuwenwo，waimianyoumeiyouxinhao。
“没有。”
wogangcaisuiranzuolehui‘touting’zheiyangbujunzideshi，danhaodaihaijidezijiyaozuodezhengshi，biru，liuyizheshoujidexinhao。
“qileguaile。”tangtangdigujiju，“yiqianjialishiyouxinhaohewangluodea。”
“kenengshitianqiyuanyinba。”
wotuikaichuangzi，waimianyinchenchende，haiguaqiledafeng，xiangshisuishidouhuixiaqiqingpendayulai。
wodeyuganyixiangzhun，gangzheimexiang，waimiandefengguoxiezheyu，jiuhualaladetouguokaizhedechuangzi，linlewoyishen。
woshoumangjiaoluandeguanhaochuangzi，duojinfangjianli。
“ai？waimianxiayule？”tangtangyibianshuowobuxiaoxin，linleyishenyu，yibianzhaomaojinjiwocalian。
“kanlaiwomendegongzuobutaihaozuoleni。”
benlaijiuzaishanli，zaijiashangzheikuangfengzhouyude，dizhikaochakendingmeifajinxingle，xiangdaolaoshinajiangxuejinweixiewodehua，wodunshichouleqilai。
“meishi。”caganlelianhetoufa，tangtanganweiwo，“fanzhengzheilishiwojia，womenjiuzaizheilizhudaoyuting，ranhouzaiqujinxingkaochahaole。”
“这不太好吧？”
napashihaopengyou，yizhizhuzairenjiajiali，kongpabamayehuiyouyijian。
“meishimeishi，niwangle，zuohaozheigekaochaxiangmu，woqimochengjiyehuijiafende，woyebuxiangjiuzheimeyinweiyichangyufangqia。”
tahuashizheimeshuo，kewoquezhidao，tashiweilewo。
bijing，wulunshitahaishiwo，zuichu，doubuxiangjiezheigekaochaxiangmude。
waimiandeyupiaoposide，dadechuangzibolidouyaoyaohuanghuang，tangtangzouguoqubachuanglianlashang，youduokaileyizhandeng，wocaijuedehaolexie。
“jiranchubuqu，womenjiuxiankankanziliaoba。”
wonachuguanyujiulongshandedizhiziliao，zhunbeihetangtangfenxiyixia，xiancongnabufenrushou。
jieguogangxiangshuohua，jiutingjianwoshidemenbeiqiaoxiang，jiezhe，chuanlaitangtangmadeshengyin，“tangtang？”
“ma，zenmele？”tangtangtuikaimen，zouleguoqu。
“niguolaiyixia。”tangtangmaduitangtangshuodao。
buzhidaoshibushiyinweizhiqiantoutingxinxu，wozongjuede，tangtangmazaishuozheijuhuadeshihou，shixianyinhuidecongwoshenshangsaoguo。
“哦，好。”
tangtanglikaihou，fangjianlizhishengxialewoyigeren，waimiandeyushengtaida，chaodewoxinshenbuningde。
fanlehaojiyeziliaohou，wocaifajue，tangtangjuranhaimeihuilai。
woyouxieyihuo，youyouxiebuan，tuikaimen，xiaoxinyiyidequletangwu，“tangtang？tangtang？nizainaerni？”
wohanlehaojisheng，shengyindoubeiyanmeizaileyuli。
“ayi？shushu？”wohanlejishengtangtangdebama，yiranmeiyoudedaorenhehuiying。
zhenggeyuanzi，chuletangtangfangjian，haiyouwoganggangdakaidengdetangwu，meiyouyidianerliangguang，zhirangrenxinlishendehuang。
woyanlekoutuomo，manmandemodaotangtangbamadefangmenqian，qiaoleqiaomen，“shushuayi？nimenzaima？”
静悄悄的。
wozaiyerenbuzhu，shijingerdetuikailemen，fangjianliyipianqihei。
wodakaideng，fangjianlizhengzhengqiqide，xiangshimeirendongguoyiyang，wozhisaoleyiyan，jiuyouzhongxinbadengguandiao。
huidaotangwu，kanzhewaimianrupudedayu，woxinlifanqilechou。
zheimedadeyu，tangtangheshushuayinengqunaerni？
而且……
wokanzheshoulixianshiwuxinhaodeshouji，zheilianxinhaowangluodoumeiyou，lianxidoulianxibushang，tairangrenzhejile。
wokaozaitangwulidezhuzishang，xiangdengtangtanghuilai。
raner，zaiwojingxiaxinlaizhihou，fangfotingjianyoushenmeshengyinchuanlai，neishengyin，zaidayudezheyanxia，xiandexiangdangweiruo。
wozaitangwuzouleyiquan，zuizhong，dunzaidimianshang，pingzhuhuxi，qingtingzhe。
“wu……fangkaiwo，fangkaiwo！”
tangtangdeshengyinqingxidechuanlai。
我心一惊。
唐唐在地板下？！
worenzhendetinglehaoyihuier，querenzheigeshishihou，pazaidibanshangdashengdehanzhetangtangdemingzi。
“susu！susujiu——”shengyinjiaranerzhi。
wowojinlequantou，yousongkai，ranhoujinzhangdezhaonaliyouqudifangdefangfa，ruguowowanquyifenzhong，tangtangkenengjiuduoyifenweixian。
tangwudedibanshiwufengqihede，wozhaolebantian，doumeinengkanchunalibuduijinger，waimiandeyuyouxiadewoxinfanyiluande。
wosaoleyiyan，zhengpiejiantangwuxiecefangdechufang。
厨房……
tangtangyiqiansihuhewoshuoguo，tajiachufangli，yougedijiao，zaoxienianmeibingxiangdeshihou，jiukaozheigedijiaolaichucunbingkuaiheshiwu。
woxintouyitiao，yitouzhajinyumuli，wangchufangdefangxiangbenqu。
daolechufang，woquanshendoushitoutoudele，kewogubudezheixie，pinmingdezhaozhedijiaorukou。
zhongyu，zaichufangzuilicededimianshang，wokanjianleyikuaigaizaidishangdebanzi，womoleyibalianshangdeyushui，puguoqujiuyaoxiankaineigebanzi。
raner，wogangyishenchushou，jiubeirenwozhulegebo。
wohuitouyikan，juranshiganggangjianguodeneigenangui，tazhiwangdijiaorukoupieleyiyan，jiukanxiangwo，“biexiaqu，youweixian。”
wodangranzhidao，ketangtangzailimian，wobunengdiuxiatabuguan。
“rangkai，woyidingyaoxiaqu！”
tamouseshenlejifen，niezhewodegebodeshou，yewuyishidekaishiyongli，zhidaowozhengzhazhehanteng，tacaihuiguoshenlaiyiban，songkailewo。
jianwozhiyiyaoxiaqu，tatanlekouqi，shuodao：“wopeiniqu。”
陪我……？
wobeitazheilianggezijingdebuqing，haizaihuangshendegongfu，tajiuyijingxiankaileneicengmuban，qiheidetongdaochuxianzaiwodemianqian。
tabanlouzhewo，shuolejuzhuajin，jiudaizhewoyiqitiaolexiaqu。
“a！——”congbankongdiexiaqudeganjuebingbuhaoshou，womeirenzhu，yixiazijiaolechulai，haihaotajishidewuzhulewodezui。