第2章 你尿床了吧

buzhidaoguoleduojiu,yetianxingleguolai。

“这是哪?”

tahuanghuangnaodai,yanqianheidongdongde,bingqiehaiyounanwendechouwei。

垃圾堆?

jiezhe,tamengdizuoqilai,xiangzhehuaizhongmoqu,tibaohaizai,dunshi,tasongleyikouqi,qianzai,jiuhao。

tazhengzhayifan,congzheigelajiduipalechuqu。

yetianbingbuzhidaozijibeishazheijianshi,haiyiweishinvyouyijiaqiaoyuntahou,jiangtadiuchumenkou。

随后。

tamolemoetou,jingransihaobuteng,duizheyueguangkankan,yemeiyouxue。

怎么回事?

shenxikouqi,yetianzaicijianchazijideshenti,wanhaowusun,hunshenshangxia,nadoubuteng,danyifushangdexuejihewuji,zhengmingzhiqiandeyiqiedoushizhende。

taochushouji,shangmianxianshishijigeweijielaidian,doushibamadaguolaide。

叶天连忙回个电话。

“tianer,hunshitandezenmeyang,rizidinglemei。”muqinwangcuiqindeshengyinjiqieyouxiandemeidiqi。

“ma,hunshichuile,tajiarenyouyaozaijiasanshiwancaili。”

dianhuaneitoudunshichenmole。

yetianzhidao,zijidefumukendingshizaicankui,cankuizheijishinianmeishenmejixujierziquxifu。

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“nierziwozheimeqiushangjin,haipawoqubudaoxifua!”

叶天连忙安慰。

“woxianzaihainianqing,xianzaijiehunwoyejuedeguozao,zanmenyijiarenyiqizaidapingeliangsannian,daoshihouwojininzhaogegenghaodexifuer!”

“hao,hao,woerxianzaishigeyisheng,jianglaiyidingyouchuxide。”

“wanfanmeichiba,ganjinhuilai,majinixiajiaozi。”

第二天。

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ertingdaotacailideshi,zheijiahuoziranhuigengjiafangsixuanyang,rangtachengweiyiyuandexiaobing。

yetianjiaobuyiting,zhuanshenlenglengdekanzhezheigechenfeng。

kanzhechenfengneizhangliandeshunjian,yetianzhenggerenjingdaile。

bushibeichenfengneizhangweisuodelianjingdaile,ershiyinweiyilianchuandexinxiyongruleyetiandedanao。

shuangmubiliangchu,hengwenfanershen,xinlvbuqi,erchunwenxierqian,qingweiguanxinbing。

meitoujianshuwenduoershen,bengongweiweihong。xinxuduomeng,shuimianbuzu。

bixiarenzhongliangcedebigenbuwei。cibuweifahong,youhongxuesi、qingchundou,youbangguangyan,huichuxianxiaobianchihuang、niaopin,niaoloudengzheng。

“这是怎么回事?”

yetianzhenjingle,tafaxianzijiyiyejianturandongdelehenduoyidao,shenzhijingtongtianwendili,fengshuiyishu,xiuliangongfa。

不需要多想。

既然发生就是现实。

“chenfeng,nizuowanniaochuangleba!”

yetianlengbudingdelaiyiju。

tasuoshuodehuabingfeikongxuelaifeng,yinweichenfenglianjiashangdezhongzhongjixiangdoubiaoming,tadeshenhebangguangyouwenti,qianliexiangengyouwenti。

chenfengzhenggerenrutongbeidianjiyiban,dunshixinxule。

tazuowanhaizhendeniaochuangle,tayebumingbaizijiweishenmehuiniaochuang。

shuimengzhonggenbenmeiyouniaoyi,dandiertianqichuangdeshihou,chuangdoushile,huangchengchengdeniaoziyinzaibeidanshang,tadoukuaiyaofengle。

chenfengxinxudehunshenzhandou,zhizheyetiandao:“bujiukailiangjuwanxiao,niganmazheiyangwururen。”

“zijinabuchucaili,beirenshuai,jiubuyaoguaibieren,zuibabuganjingbeirenda,nihuogai!”

“dahuoer,nimenshuoshibushia!”

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jiaoxiaoyizhenhou,jianyetiansihaomeifanying,chenfengbujinganjuedaonongnongdexiuru。

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gangcaiyetianjuranlengbudingdeshuochu“nizuowanniaochuangleba”zheijuhua,taganjuejiushichiguoguodexiuru。

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