第1章 砸在脸上的臭鸡蛋

zhidaojidanjingzhundezadaonaomenshangshi,yaoruiruidouhaimeiyouhuiguoshenlai。

tadejiyihaitingliuzaijigexiaoshiqian,shenweiyigezhimingmeishibozhudeyaoruirui,zhengzaiweitadefensimenzhiboruhechiyeshengjun。

jieguohenmingxian,tafanchele。

yaoruiruizhijidezijibeijiuhuchetaizoubianmeileyishi,zhengyanbianshizijibeiyiqunxiongshadenannvlaoshaotuantuanweizhu。

tingshuochijunzhongduhuichanshenghuanjue,nandaotahaimeibeizhihao?

lianshangsuiledejidanyeshunzheyaoruiruibiliangliulexialai,yiguechoupumianerlai。

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yezhenshinanweitamenzanlezheimeduochoujidan。

yaoruiruianzifufei,beichouqixundewufahuxi。

xianzaitayijingkeyibaifenbaiqueding,zheibukenengshihuanjue,zheiyiqiedoushizhenshicunzaide。

neiyanqianzheiyoushishenmeqingkuang?

xushiyaoruiruirujindeweidaoguoyulayanjing,cunminmenrengwanjidanfenfentuihoulebushao,dantamendezhoumashengyaoruiruihaishitingdeyiqingerchu。

tongguotamendeduihuahezhouma,yaoruiruicongtamenyanyuzhongtingdaolelingyigeziji。

zheige“yaoruirui”jinianqianjiadaodawangcun,rongseyanli,shenziena,gexiandaikeshinvshenjibiedeyanzhi,daolezheiqueshicunminkouzhongde“hulijing”。

guoranbuchucunminmensuoliao,“yaoruirui”jiaguolaihouyizhishihaochilanzuo,bujinggongpo,zhengrilicuntoucunweidererenxian,houlaishenglelianggehaizihouhaibuxiaoting。

zheibu,toukanbiedenanrenxizao,beizhongrendangchangzhuozhule。

“……”

xinxiliangtaida,taxuyaohuanhuan。

suoyishuo,taxianzaijiushizheigehetatongmingtongxingde“yaoruirui”?tachuanyuele?

weishenmezheiniantouchigejundounengchuanyue!mianduidehaishizheimegouxuedejuqing!

qiebushuotayigehuajishaonvyijingjialeren,shenglewa,toukannanrenxizaoshishenmeqingkuang!

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zheijiushitatoukandeduixiang?

buduibudui,zheikendingshihuanjue!

zhengdangyaoruiruibeitongyujueshi,renqunzhongbuzhisheihanleyisheng,“jiangqilaile。”

yaoruiruiwenshengwangqu,zhijianzhongrenrangchuyitiaodaolai,yigeshenzirusong,shencaixinzhangdenanrenheizhelianzouleguolai。

xiangbizheijiushicunminkouzhong,taneigetoushangdingzhecaoyuandezhangfule。

yaoruiruipoweihaoqidedaliangletayifan,jiangqisuiranshenzheputongdecubuduanhe,quenanyanqiyishenfenghua。

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zhizheiyifandaliang,yaoruiruibianjuedezheirenbuxiangshizaizheizhongpianpidecunzilizhangchengde,shenshangchongmanlemimi。

youyigezheiyangdefujun,sihuzheichangchuanyueyebushibunengjieshou……

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zheichangmianfangfoshijiazhangjinjuzililinzouchuanghuodexionghaizi,yaoruiruixiangdaozheiyouxiexiusao,yishengbuhangdegenzhejiangqihuilejia。

gangyijinmen,jiangqibianziguzidijinlewuzi,liuyaoruiruiyigerenyouxiewucuodezhanzaiyuandi。

sixiadaliangleyifan,yuanzibuda,queyeyousiwujianwuzi,kanzhejianlou,gaiyoudedongxiqueyeyiyingjuquan。

yaoruiruisisuozhezoujintangwu,zhijianlianggeheihuhudexiaonaodaibazaimenkoukanta。

liumuxiangdui,yaoruiruiduanludenaozizhongyuxiangqilelai,liannanrenshoudoumeilaguodeta,xianzaiyijingshilianggehaizidemale!

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yaoruiruixianglexiang,chaotamenzhaoshoudao,“yuanbao,yuanxiao,guolai。”

yuanzhushengdeshiyiduilongfengtai,jiangqidaoshijilianggehaiziquledaming,gegejiangyu,meimeijianglan。

zhibuguoyuanzhudazibushiyige,duilianggehaiziyebufangxinshang,zhengriliyuanbaoyuanxiaodejiaozhe,chenglelianggehaizidexiaoming。

yuanbaoyuanxiaojiantazhaoshou,liangzhangzhinendexiaolianshangmanshijingkong,suozaimenhoubugandong。

yaoruiruideshougangadetingzaibankong,tazenmewangle,yuanzhuduilianggehaizifeidajima,zhengdelianggehaizigenbenbugankaojinta。

kanzhelianggehaizixiangshishoujingdexiaoshoubantifangzheta,yaoruiruibuyoudeyouxietoutong。

tadixialeshenti,yuqiqingrou,wenshengxiyudao,“yuanbaoyuanxiaoebue,niangjinimenzuofanchihaobuhao?”

lianggehaizicongmeijianguotazheigeyangzi,mobutoutadexiangfa,buganhuiying。

yaoruiruiyemeizhiwangtamenhuiying,bijingzheimeduonian,yuanzhuxiongedexingxiangyijinggenshendigule,tayishibanhuiyebukenenggaibian。