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wojiandaoyitiaoxigou,shizhendexi。

yidungagachiwowushiduokuaiqiandegouliang,yushiwopailezhangzhaopian,tiezailexiaoqudiantili。

peiwen:【sheijiadechezuoziganjinlingzou,yidunnengxuanshijingouliang!】

meiduojiu,yigenanshengjialewodeweixin。

tashuotashierlangshen,neigechezuo......ebu,neizhixigoushixiaotianquan。

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【woshierlangshen,woxianzaichuchale,baituonibangwoyangyixiawodexiaotianquan,shihoubiyouzhongchou,xiexie!】

kanzheshoujishangdezheitiaoxiaoxi,woxianrulechensi。

tashibushiyiweiwoerbeia?

xianglexiang,wojitahuifu:【xiangrangwoyangnidegoukeyi,jintianfengkuangxingqisi,vwo50kankanshili。】

guoleyihuier,meiyouxiaoxi。

jiuzaiwoyiweitabuhuizailiwoledeshihou,dingdeyisheng,【zhuanzhang5wanyuan】。

beizhu:【zhaoguhaowodexiaotianquan。】

woputongyishengjiguile,jintianjiushitianwanglaozilaile,tayedeshierlangshen!

zanjiushuoshenxianjiushiyoupoli,wuwankuaiqianbiwowuyuanzhuandedouxiaosa。

【zhenjun,ninqiaohaoerba,bieshuotashixiaotianquan,jintiantajiushiyiliangzixingchewoyezhaogudejueduidaowei。】

那边不回复。

xianranbeiwodezhenchengdadongle。

woniutoukanxiangshenbianhuobengluantiaodexigou,buzhidaodezhenyiweisheijiazixingchechengjingleni。

「laibachezuo......e,xiaotianquan,laihezhangying!」

woyizhishoulouzhuxiaotianquan,duizheshoujijingtoubilegeye,ranhoumiaofapengyou。

bingpeiwen:【jiandaoyizhixiaotianquan。】

guimidiyigepinglun:【xinmaidezixingche?】

haimeidengwohuifu,dixiaduochuleyitiaohuiqidepinglun,laiziwodepituiqiannanyou。

zhangchao:【likaiwozheimejiu,nizenmehaishizheiyang,meiyougenvshengdeyangzi。】

woditoukanlekanzijidebanjiexiuheduanku,sisuoleyixia,dechuyigejielun。

wangjilaheile,rangtahainengchulaiexinwoyixia,wodeguo。

dangchutapituiyigexiaolvcha,haizhenzhenyouci,「nikankanni,hunshenshangxiazheiyangzi,naxiangyigenvsheng。」

woxiaole,pituigouhaiyoulile。

fanshoubazhananlaheizhihou,guimidejiuyijingfengfenghuohuodiguolaile。

「rangwokankan,nibazixingchezangnale!」guimizoujinlai,yiyanjiutaozhongleshafashangdexigou,「aiyawocao,haizhenshizheige。」

「nibieshuo,zhangdetingxiangnineigeqiannanyou。」

我:......

狗听了都晦气。