huidaojiahou，laogongboletongdianhuajiwo：“nihexixideshiwotingshuole，woxianzaijiuzhaotalaigennidaoqian，nibiewangxinliqu。”
wokanzheweixinshangliuxixifajiwodexiaoxi，renjunbujin：“meibiyaole，tazheigemeimeiwobuhuirenle。”
shuoba，wobianguaduanledianhua，doushichengnianrenle，ziranyinggaidoudongdejishizhisundehanyi。。
kanzheshoujishangdewenzichushen：
【mingmingshiniyoucuozaixian，juranhaizaiwogemianqiangaoheizhuang？nizhenshigebuzhebukoudedalvcha！nitaiexinle！】
【niwanle，redaowonijiushitidaotiebanle，wobukenengrangniguodeshufu。】
kan，zheijiushiwozhaoguleqiniandenvhai。
meirenzhu，haishibatalaheile。
huixiangqizheixienianzhaogutadediandiandidi，woturanfaxian，wulunshenmexingshidezhenxincuofu，douhuirangrengewaidehanxin。
tashuoshiyinweiwozuofanhaochi，tacaihuirenbuzhuduochi，chenglegedapangzibeirenchaoxiao。
kemingmingshitayizhiniantaozhechibubao，yaoqiuwozuodafenjita，wocaizuode。
tadangshizhengzaigaozhongdeguanjianjieduan，woyebukenengrangtaezhequshangxuea！
tawangle，shizaitatiantianbaoyuanshitangdefanbuhaochihou，wocaitiantianbianzhehuayangzuohaofandundunjitasongdaoxuexiaoqu。
keyishuo，tamenzhenggeshisanzhongzhiyoutayigexiangyouzheiyangdehaohuadaiyu。
tazijibujiezhi，yudaoshenmedouchi，deyaojiandilecailiaokuaizi，congxiaodaodadoushipangniu。
xianzaiquebafeipangdeyuanyinlaidaowoshenshang。
tashuowoburangtajianfei，zheigengshiwujizhitan。
gaozhongtijiandeshihoutayijingcechuyidaosudikang，wojiuyijingyaoqiutajianfei，shenzhihaibangguotazhidingjihua，peitayiqiduanlian。
zhishitameiyoujianchidaodisantianjiuzijifangqile。
daxuehou，taxiangyaodangwanghongsuoyipinmingjianfei，edaojicisanfanjinleyiyuanhou，wobushedetahaowuzhangfazhuiqiubaoshoudejianfeifangshi，quanguojijubuxiangyaotazheimejigongjinlidejianpatashangshenti。
taquejuedewoshijidutanengzuowanghong，guyiquantabiejianfeieryi。
kuangqietayikaishijieshijianfeideshihou，yinweilianxusitianbuchidongxiyundao，jialirendoumang，haishiwozheigezuosaozidetingzheyunzhongqidedaduzimangqianmanghouquyiyuanzhaoguta。
leidewotaixiangbuwenhaiquyiyuangualejitiandiaoping。
raoshiruci，wodoumeiyouguoyijuyuanyan，taquebangzhewairenlaizhengzhiwole。
真是好笑。
guozhenshiyingleneijulaohua，zijiadehaizidoubuyidingyangdeshu，gengbietibierenjiahaizile。
liuchanghuilaideshihou，woyijingxianghaoleyingduicuoshi。
shouxianwoyaoquedingzaiwoheliuxixidechongtuzhong，liuchangzhannabian。
ruguotazhanzaiwozheibian，wohuikaolvgentaguoxiaqu。
ruguotazhanzaitameimeineibian，wohuizaishengwanhaizizhihoujiugentalihun。
yushi，wokaikouwendao：“zheijianshinizenmekan？”
“ng？jutideshiwobutaiqingchu，guguneibianyoudiantianyoujiacu，fanzhengwojuedetamenjiushizaiguyitiaoshi，suoyishuodeneixiehuawomeiwangxinliqu。”
tayibianxizhewoaichidechelizi，yibianjiwojiangtaguoquzhihoudeshi。
jintianxiaoguzituranhuilai，shuoshiyaoyanqingquanjiazu，liuchangyougehuizoubukai，suoyimeiyoudiyishijianguoqu。
dengdaotakaiwanhuigandaoxianchangdeshihou，woyijingheliuxixichaowanjia，zijihuijiale。