xiaoguzizhoutingtuokouerchu：「zheishiwoyaomaifangzi，tayoushenmequanlizhishouhuajiao？」
我心里咯噔一下。
jintiannandaobushiwohezhouhuaiyiqimaixinfangdema？
zenmebianchengjixiaoguzimaifangle。
dangjiliansechenxialai，lengshengzhiwen：「zhouhuai，nimeidehuashishenmeyisi？」
婆婆神情得意起来。
「erziyaojiqinmaqinmeimaifang，nizhuangshenmetingbudong！」
zhouhuaidunshishenqingyijiang，shouzuwucuodilazhupopo，buduanjitashiyanse。
keshitameilandezhuxiaoguzidedazuiba。
「saozi，shihuagaosuni，gezuotiandougenwobaozhenghaolejintianjiwomaifang，zheibujiushinizuixiangyaodejieguoma，bawohewomaganchulaizijihegegedanduzhu，nihaiyoushenmebumanyide！」
我：……
「xianzaidedulinvxingsheimeiyoufangzi？jiarenleyihouyoufangzizaishoulijiushidiqi！shinvfangdetuilu！」
tadeyidikanwoliangyan，huayuzhongyiyousuozhi。
「wokebuxiangyihoujiarenlehaihebushuxiderenjizaiyiqizhu，helaogongchaojiazhinenghuiliuliudibeiganzou，fangzikebirenkekaoduole！」
wodiandiantoupixiaoroubuxiao：「nishuodemeimaobing，neinizenmebuzijichuqianmaifang？wotouyijianzheimebuyaolianderenni！zade，nizheixindulinvxingsixiangshijianlizaiwomenfuqitigongdejinqianjichushangdebei！」
「zaishuole，nigechongdakuanneishitadeshi，wokemeidaying！」
dagaishiwoshuochuodaolexiaoguzidefeiguanzi，tajiyanle。
「woyongdewogedeqianguannipishi！wogecaishiyijiazhizhu，zheishikelunbudaonizuozhu！」
popozheishiyecongzhouhuaishenhouchulai，zhizhewobizipokoudama：「nibudayingbuxing！nichiwoerzide，huawoerzide，nihaiganmawonver，worennihenjiulewogaosuni！」
shuowantachongshanglaixiangyaozhuawodelian，wolinghuowanghouyitui，popoxianggefennudehamayiyangpudaozaidi。
xiayimiaotagancuizuozaidishangkuhaoqilai，zhizewozheigemeiliangxindeerxifudapopo。
zheichangnaojuhenkuaijiuxiyinlebushaokanfangderenweiguankanrenao。
wolengxiaoyisheng，yibajiangduozairenqunlishituyinxingzijidezhouhuaijiuchulai。
「zhouhuai，nishuoqingchu，jintiandaodijisheimaifang？」
「erzi，zheijiushiniqudehaolaopo！yidianbubaxiaoguzihewozheigepopofangyanli！」popolimagaozhuang。
「ge，saozidouzheiyangmawolenihaibuguanma？」xiaoguziyetiaochulaiweiqudao。
woqibudayichulai：「niliangnianqianjiedeqianmaodoumeihai，xianzaiyouxiangyaofangzi，nishixixueguima，jiudaizheqingeqinsaohaoyangmao！」
zhouhuailiansezhangdetonghong，turanchongwodahou：「nijiwobizui！」
我被吼懵了。
kongqilimanshizhixideweidao。
tamensanrenchouedezuiliangengrangwojuedeexinwubi。
zhouhuaigujiyouyishidaozijideshikong，shengyinruoleyixie：「nishaoshuoliangju，tamenshiwomahewomei，nijiubunengrangzhetamendian……」
pangbianchiguaqunzhongdemuguangbuduanjujiaozaiwomenlianshang。
wojuede，zheibeizidoumeizheimenankanguo！
taishoujiushiyibazhangshuaitalianshang。
「feiwuwanyier！zhihuiduizhewowunengkuangnu？wogaosuni，fangzibumaile！qianyebixuhaihuilai！lihun！yiqianwoshibujizheyao，danxianzaiwanyifenzhongdoubuxing，mingtianwoyaoshibunadaoqian，nimeidengzheshouqisushuba！」
shuowanwolinqibaodiaotoujiuzou。
beihoupopoxiaoguziyuandifafeng，beiganguolaidebaoanlanxia。
「nijiwohuilaixiaojianren！nipingshenmebayinxingkanazou！」
「ge，nitingtingjiangyafeizheishuodeshirenhuama？」
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