jiansuoyourendeshixiandouzaitashenshang,xugexiaozheshuodao。
“玛丽莲梦露。”
所有人:“……”
baoxiangyouyishunjiandeanjing。
zuihouhaishihejinyangxiaozhekaikoudao:“wodaoshijuedenibimalilianmengluxingganduole。”
xugexiaozhenileyiyanshenbiandehejinyang,“bushiyaoqingwohejiu?”
“dui,kanzhongshenmeheshenme,suibian,woqingke。”
xugebeihejinyangladaoleshenbianzuoxia,kanleyiyanchajishangdejiupingtiaoletiaomei。
zheixierenjinwanhejinquzuishaojishiwanrenminbi。
pingchangrenliangnianzuoyoudeshouru。
taxianxideshouzhiqingqingyizhi,baixideshoubei,yanhongdezhijia。
“这瓶。”
hejinyangkanleyiyanbuyoutiaomei,jiulianzhaojinglundouxiaoleyisheng,“haitinghuitiao。”
luzhanghuangdongzheshouzhongjiubeimanbujingxindekaikoudao:“zheikeshiachendezhenzang,sheinachulaide,shibushinacuole?”
xugeyitingbuyouwaitoukanxianghejinyang,“bunenghema?”
hejinyangkanleyiyanyiyanbufadezhouchen,wanquanjiangneiju‘shuiguo’paozailenaohou,jinwantajiushiqianjinyeyaomaimeirenyixiao。
“nenghe,zenmebunenghe,zheijiubujiushiyonglaihede。”
shuozhejiuzhijiejiaorenjiangjiujikaile。
xugejieguojiubeixiulexiu,“cheers!xiexienijinwanqingwohezheimeguidejiu。”
hejinyangkanzhetajingyanjuelundelian,houlongbuyougunlegun,xintoufayang。
“neijinwanhewozou?wojialiyoubizheigengguidejiu,youxingquma?”
xugesixiaofeixiaodekanleyiyanhejinyang,qingqinghuangdongzheshouzhongdejiubei,yuguangqueyizhizhuyilingyigefangxiang。
jingrankandoumeikantayiyan,daodishiwangle,haishizaizhuangmozuoyang?
tahongchunqingyang,yongjiubeipengleyixiatashouzhongdejiubei。
“好呀。”
liangrendeduihuashengyinbuxiao,baoxiangliderendounengtingjian。
xiaorentiaoletiaomei,shangxiadaliangyiyanxuge,“zheiweimalilianmengluxiaojie,fangbianwenyixianishizuoshenmegongzuode?”
xugeyihandeyaoleyaotou,“bushihenfangbian。”
肖仁:“???”
tashenbiandezhaojinglunbuyouxiaochulesheng,cetoukanxiangzuibianshangdezhouchen。
“zheiweimengluxiaojietingyouyisishibushi?”
zhouchendezhifuqingqingmocazheshouzhongjiubei,buzhishixiangdaoleshenmeshiqing,mouguangshenchenhuian,bochunlenglenggouqi。
“胆子不小。”
zhaojinglunbuyoukanletayiyan,zheiyiciyadileshengyin。
“真睡过?”
zhouchenmeihuida,danduiyutazheizhongrenlaishuo,chenmoyijingshiyizhongdaanle。
zhaojinglunjianzhuangyanzhongshanguonongliedexingwei,“buzuzhi?zheirenyihuikejiubeijinyangdaizoule。”
zhouchenfangxiajiubei,lengdandao:“**eryi。”
zhaojinglunkanletajimiaohoucaiwendao:“xugehuilaile?”
zhouchendishengyingleyisheng‘ng’zi。
“你怎么想的?”
zheiyicizhouchenmeishuohua,ershizhijiejiangtoukaozaileshafashangbishangleyanjing。
zhaojinglunjianzhuangyeshiqudemeizaijixuzhuiwen。
tashouhuishixianyoukanleyiyanhejinyangshenbiandenvren。
zheimeduonianxiongdi,xianghuhaishilejiede。
zhouchendeshenbianchuledangniandexuge,haiyourujindechiyan,jiushizheiweiyouguo**dehunxuemeinvle。
lingyibian,xugehexiaorenyijingliaoleqilai。
“wobuxinnijiujiaozheigemingzi。”
xugetiaoletiaomei,congbaolinachuyizhangshenfenzhengjiandiguoqu。
“现在信了?”
hejinyanghexiaorendingzhe‘malilianmenglu’zheijigezidunshiwuyule,yilianbeiyezhudebiaoqing。
“bushi,nizhenjiaomalilianmenglua?”
“不行吗?”
“xingxingxing,neimengluxiaojieyoumeiyouxingqulaiwozheiligongzuo?gongzidouhaoshuo。”
xugeqingqingyaoleyaotou,“wobuqueqiane。”
xiaorenhaishibuxiangfangqi,“neiniqueshenme?”
xugedeshixianzailiangrenlianshangliuzhuanyifanhoukaishidayanbucan,piaoliangdeliandanmanmandoushieyi。
“burannimenliangjinwanyiqipeiwowanwan,wojiukaolvkaolvzenmeyang?”
何晋杨:“???”
肖仁:“???”
yipangdeluzhangtingdezhenzhenqieqiemingmingbaibai,yikoujiuchadianqiangzhu,niutoukanxiangjiren。
zhijianliangweihaoyoulianshangneibengliedebiaoqingdunshirenbuzhudaxiaochusheng。
“哈哈哈哈……”
zhaojingluntiaomeikanleguoqu,“zenmele,xiaozheimekaixin?”
luzhangshizhendetingkaixinde,zhuanguoletou。
“zheiweimengluxiaojieyaoqingxiaolaobanhehedashaoyiqiwansanrenxing。”
zhaojinglunmeishaodunshitiaodehengao,chunjiaoshangyang,“wanzheime**dema?”
shuowanbianbuyoukanleyiyanzhengzaibimuyangshendenanren,zhijiantabochunsihumindegengjinle,xiaexianyegengfenglile,yandidexiaoyibuyoushenlejifen。
“kanlaizheiweimengluxiaojiewandehenkaima,jiebujieyizaijiawoyige?”
xugetingdaozheihuasonglesongjian,“dangranbu,leyizhizhi。”
hejinyanglianheidegenkuaitanside,renbuzhuyaoyadao:“baoqian,womeizheigeaihao!”
xugejiantaheilian,jixudoutawan。
“nimendouzheimebaoshoudema?”
hejinyangdeliangengheile,baoshou?tabaoshou?
tanvpengyouhuandedoukuaibiyifuqinkuaile,haishidiyiciyourenshuotabaoshou。
xugequezaizheishiqingqingpailepaitadejianbang,qingshenghanxiaodao。
“meiguanxi,aihaoshikeyipeiyangde。”
何晋杨:“……”
luzhangwenyanxiaodegengdashengle,“jinyang,yaobupeiyangyixia?”
hejinyangheizhelianyaoyadao:“gun!”
jirensuiranhaowan,danhaibuzhiyulanqingdaoyiqiwandedibu。
xiaorentaishoufulefuetou,“suanle,wokechibuxiao。”
xugewenyansishikexiyibanfangxialejiubei,“neisuanle,neiwomengaitianlingyue?”
肖仁:“……”
tadingzhexugedeliankanlehaojiuhoucaixiaodao:“neibuxing,woshiyounvpengyoude,jibendedaodedixianwohaishiyoude,baoqianlemengluxiaojie。”
xugewenyanzhishitiaoletiaoxiumei,duanqijiubeichongtashiyiyifan。
“zheiyanga,neininvpengyouhaisuanxingyun,zhishaonibushigezhanan。”
xiaorenxiaozhejubeihuiyi,“xiexiekuazan。”
hejinyangkanleyiyanshijian,yijingyouxiedengbuji,“shijianbuzaole,womenzoume?”
buguanzenmeshuo,hejinyanghaishiyoushentuzailimiande。
jibianshixiangwannvren,yewandehengaoji,tabuhuiqiangporenheyigeren,jiangxuanzequanjiaojiduifang。
qiangponvrenshitamenbuxiede,kuangqie,tamenzheizhongrenxiangyaoshenmenvrendebudao?genbenbuxieyuqiangqiu。
xugesihupiantoukanleyiyanmougefangxiang,“haoya。”
hejinyangbochunshangyang,shentudeduitashenchuleshou,jiangrencongshafashangzhuaileqilai。
tasaoleyiyanjiren,“woxianzou,jinwansuanwode。”