第1章
huaiyunliugeyue,wohelaogongmailexinfang。
popozhengtiancuiwo:“shenmeshihoubanjia?”
wozhizhedaduzi,“shengwanzaishuoba!xianzaibufangbian。”
popomeishuohua,yigerentoutoutiwomenbanwanle。
wochouzheduidemanmandangdangdexinfang,zhoumeidao,“ma,xinfangfangbuxiazheimeduodongxi,youxiebuyongdekeyifangzaiyuanlaidefangzi。”
婆婆一听急眼了。
“neizenmexing?neishinixiaoguziyijiadefangzi,tamenjiazheimeduonianmeimaifang,nihaiyaobazhantamendefangzidaoshenmeshihou?”
woyiweizigeertingcuole。
neitaoshizhongxindexuequfangmingmingshimamahunqiansongwodejiazhuang,genxiaoguziyijiayoushenmeguanxi?
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“ma,nishibushiwuhuile,shenmejiao‘wobazhantamendefangzi’?neibenlaijiushiwodefangzi,fangbenshangxiedeyeshiwodemingzi。”
wonaizhexingzigenpopojieshi。
她却根本听不进去。
“笑话!”
“fangbenshangxienidemingzijiushinidefangzile?”
“meiguiju!zhiyaonijinlewomenzhoujia,jiushengshiwozhoujiaderen,sishiwozhoujiadegui,nideyizhenyixiandoushiwomenjiade,zheifangzimeinishuohuadefener。”
woyouxiewuyudikanleyanzhoupeng,benyishixiangrangtaquanquantama,buyaozaihujiaomanchanle。
meixiangdao,taquefanguolaiquanwoshuo:
“baobao,womeijiehunqinianle,daoxianzaihaizaizufangzhu,nineifangziganghaoshixuequfang,buruguohujiwomei,zheiyangyangyangyenengjinzhongdianxiaoxue,fanzhengfangzikongzheyeshikongzhe。”
wochadianerqixiaole,buganxiangxinzheizhonghuajingrancongwolaogongzuilishuochulai,haishuoderucitandang。
jianwochenmo,popoguyiyinyangguaiqidao,“jiajisuiji、jiagousuigoudedaolinimashiyidianeryemeijiaonia!nanguaikesilaogong,huogai!”
wobazaoshi,womayigerenxinxinkukubawolacheda,hainachubishengjixujiwomaifang,zhiweiyushengwonengduoyicengbaozhang。
woburongxurenherenshuotadehuaihua。
wozuanjinquantou,yaozheqiechidao:
“womazaibuhao,yesonglewoyitaofang;ninveryibanianjilehaizaizufang,shimeimama?”
“你竟敢咒我?”
popoqidetiaojiao,zhizhewodama。
“yigenmeidiedeyecao,dangchuyaobushiwoerzikanshangni,niyiweiwohuitongyinijinwomenjiamen?xiabeizinidoubupei。”
zhoupengkanwoyiyan,duitamashuo:
“manijiushaoshuoliangjuba!shanshanyoumeishuobuguohu,nijiangneimenantingganshenme?”
婆婆更来气了。
“woshizhangbei,shuotaliangjuzenmele?bieshuofangzi,jiushitakalideqian,yeshiwomenlaozhoujiade,yaobushikantahuaizhewodedasunzi,wozaojiushangzuzongjiafale。”
shuowan,heizhelianduiwofahaoshiling,“mingtiannijiuqubanguohushouxu,buranwojiurangwoerzigennilihun。”
wolandegentafeihua,linqibaozhunbeihuiwozijidefangzi。
zhoupengyibalazhuwo,“baobao,yaobunihaishitingmadeba,tayeshiweiwomenzheigejiahao,womeiyijiazhendeburongyi,ruguolianwozheigezuogegededoububangta,haiyousheihuibangta?”
我越听越失望。
**不容易?
**burongyijiukeyixiwodexuele?
wobuzaiguanzhetamen,zhijiesipolian。
“nimensheidoubiexiangdawofangzidezhuyi。”
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shuowan,wobugupopomamalieliedeshengyin,jingzhilikai。
tuozhepibeideshenquhuidaozijijia。
打开门,愣了。
zhijianxiaoguziyijiazhengzuozaiwodedalishicanzhuoshangchifan。
“你来我家干嘛?”
zhouyingnuqichongchongdidengzhewo。
我一时有些错愕。
这话应该我来问吧!
talaogongchenkaixiaoxixidizoudaowomianqian。
“shidasaoa!nibumangzheshoushixinju,zenmeyoukonglaiwojia?”
“你家?”
wohuanshisizhou,mamajingxinbuzhidexinfang,cikesaimanleangzangdeguowanpiaopen。
popoguyiliuxiadehongmujiajuhezhenpishafa,beixiaoguziyijiajuweijiyou。
nuqixiangyitoukunshou,zaiwodexiongkousiwujidandichongzhuang。
“fangchanzhengshangxienimingerle?”
陈凯的笑僵在脸上。
“啪——”
zhouyingbakuaizizhongzhongzazaizhuozishang。
“wojiumeijianguoxiangnizheimetandenvren,mingmingyijingyoufangzile,haiyaogenwomenqiang,nidaodidongbudongguiju?”
我不禁好笑。
“genniqiang?zheishinidefangzima?nibujingwodeyunxusizibanjinwojiali,haiyoulianzhizewo?”
beiwochuozhongtongchu,zhouyingpofangdajiao:
“zhangkounijia,bikounijia,meiyouwoge,ninalaidejia?”
“biewangle,nishiwomenlaozhoujiadexifuer,congnijiajinwomenjiadeneiyikeqi,zheifangzijiuxingzhoule,womayuanyibafangzijisheijiujishei,niguanbuzhe。”
zheiyike,wofangfocongxiaoguzishenshangkandaolepopodeyingzi。
zheiduimunv,zhenshiyigehuose,zhanbudaobianyijiuqiangquhaoduo。
kanlai,jiangzaiduodedaoliyebuguoshiduiniudanqin。
woyiziyijudao,“mashangdaizhenimendedongxilikaiwojia,buranwojiubaojingle。”
zhouyingqidejianjiao:“nizheige**,zhenxiangsilannidelian。”
jianwozhunbeiboda110,chenkaimengdiduoguoshouji,nazaishouzhonghuanglehuang,xiaoxixidishuo:
“saozi,nizuoshizheimejue,yebupazaobaoying。”
jiezhe,chongerziyangyangzhalezhayan。
yibaiduojindedapangxiaozierhuabushuochongguolai,juqiquantouduizhewodeduzibujianduandihenchui。
yibianchuiyibianku:“nizheigehuainvren,rangniqifuwomama,kanwobudasini,niqusi、niqusi、niqusi......”
wojingkongdiyongyizhishouwuzhuduzi,lingyizhishouquzhuatadegebo,xiangrangtazhushou。
naihetadeliqichuqidida,quantoumimimamadiluozaiwoguqidexiaofu。
wotengdedaochouyikouliangqi,cencenlenghancongqianeshenchu,huxidoubiandejicuqilai。
haizi,wokeliandehaizi......
judadekonghuangzaixinlimanyan,worenbuzhukaikouqiqiu:
“zhushou、zhushou、buyaodale......”
wenyan,zhouyinggouqichunjiao,luchuyimotiaoxindexiao。
chenkaizezhuangmozuoyangdixulanliangxia,shijishangliantaerzideyijiaodoumeipengdao。
“nizheihaizi,zenmekaiwanxiaohaikaishangyinle?”
wojuewangdibishangyan,zhijuedehunshendeqilidoubeichouzou。
xiayimiao,mencongwaimiantuikai,zhoupenghetamashuangshuangchuxianzaimenkou。
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“姗姗。”
zhoupengkandaowodeyangzi,hedelianseshabai。
tayibalakaiyangyang,chenguaidao,“nizaiganshenme?tashinibomu,haihuailexiaodidi,nizenmenengdatadeduzi?”
yangyangduodaotabamashenhou,desedichongwobanguilian。
kandaozhoupengshengqi,chenkaixipixiaoliandijieshi,“ge,yangyanggensaozikaiwanxiaoni,tazenmekenengzhendedongshou?”
“jiushi,xiaohaizinengyouduodaliqi?chuijixiazale?zhengtianjiuhuixiajiaoqing。”
popochaowofanlegebaiyan。
**zaizhoupengshenshang,xuruodikaikou,“laogong,woduziteng,nibangwojiaojiuhuchehaoma?”
zhoupenghehuaile,mangbudiedaying。
“haohaohao,nibiepa,wozheijiuda120。”
zhouyingyibaqiangguotadeshouji,duiwochaofengdao,“nitemehaizhuangshangyinle?gaodehaoxiangwoerzibanidaliuchanleside,yaobushinifeiyaobaojingbawomenyijiaganchuqu,tanengdanima?wokannichuncuishizizuozishou,huogai!”
tingdao“baojing”liangzi,popoqidezhitiaojiao。
duizhezhoupengjidongdishuluo:
“kankanniqudeshenmegoushinvren,juranyaobazijiarenwangjuzilisong,yaobushikantahuaizhewomenlaozhoujiadedasunzi,wozhenxiangchousita。”
“laogong,”wozhuazhezhoupengdeshou,jiannanqiqiu,“wohaotong,zaidangexiaqu,womendebaobaoyaobaobuzhule。”
zhoupengqueduiwodehuazhiruowangwen,yanshenzhongchongmanbukezhixin,“baobao,nizhendeyaobaojingbawomeiyijiazhuazouma?wobuxin,nikuaigenwomajieshia!”
wowuzheduzi,shangqibujiexiaqidi**,“wozhendechengbuzhule,nixianjiaojiuhuche,dengquleyiyuanwozaigennishuo。”
zhoupengyikouhuijue,“buxing,nixianzaijiugenwomeiyijiadaoqian,yaoshibawomaqichugehaodailai,zanlianghoubanbeizidoubiexianganxin。”
tingdaozheier,woyijingchedijuewangle。
taningyuanxiangxintadejiaren,yebuyuanxiangxinwo。
jibianwobansibuhuodizhanzaitamianqian,jibianwoduzilihuaizhetaliugeyuedadehaizi,tahaishihaobuyouyudixuanzetadejiaren。
xinhanzhici,woduitazaiyebubaorenhexiwang。
wolakaimen,yibuyihuangdiwangwainuo。
zhoupengdangzaiwomianqian,“nibiezou,nihaimeigenwojiarendaoqian,doushiyinweini,wojiacailuanchengyiguozhou,nizuodezheiyangjue,yihouwomenhaizenmegenqinqilaiwang?nidigetou,zheishierjiusuanle。”
woyishunbushundidingzhewodezhangfu,yiqianwozongjuedetashigenuoruoderen。
xianzaicaifaxian,tazhiyouzaibanyanzhangfuzheigejiaoseshicaihuiluchunuoruodeyimian。
zuoweierzi、zuoweigege,tayouzhezuiqianghandezerengan,jibianshibalirenduizhunzijideqier。
zheibunengbushuofengcizhiji。
woyaoleyaochun,luchuqiranyixiao。
suihouweiweigongshen,chaozheqiruwodezhongrendixiatou,“duibuqi,wocuole。”
zhouyingliangkouzixiangshiyixiao。
popopielepiezui,lenghengyisheng。
wozoudaomenkou,beizhoupengyibalazhu。
“baobao,nishentibushufu,haishiwosongniquyiyuanba!”
taruanxiayuqi,youhuifulenaixinwenroudeyangzi。
popozhoulezhoumei,“nineimeguantaganma?douliugeyuele,taierzaojiuwendingle,nengchushenmeshi?dongbudongjiuquyiyuan,qianduoshaodehuang?”
zhoupengchiyilexia,“keshi......”
“fangxin,”popoyiyankanchuantadegulv,“haizidouzheimedale,bukenengdadiao,zhiyaoyouxiaohaizai,tahainengpaobucheng?”
zhoupengsonglekouqi,duiwoshuo,“baobao,nixianhuixinfangba!fangzideshierjiuzheimedingle,niyijinghaiwosunshilehaoduomianzi,zheitaofangjiudangduiwodebuchangle,mingtianqubaguohushouxubanle;zanmenshiyijiaren,fangzizaisheimingxiayouqubiema?zuorenhaishibietaixiaoqile。”
shuowan,congchenkaishoulijieguoshouji,saijinwodouli。
woqiangchengzhezoudaolouxia,zaijinjilianxirenyilanzhaodaoyigehaoma。
dianhuabotongdeyichanei,womeirenzhukulechulai。
“你能来找我吗?”
dianhuaneitoudenanrendunleyixia,dichendesangyinlitouchujinzhangdeguanhuai:“shanshan,nizenmele?nizaina?”
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bangexiaoshihou,yigeshengaoyimijiu、kuiwuzhuangshuodejirouguangtounanbawobaodaohuaili。
tashiwodelishushu,yeshimamadenanpengyou。
shangxueneihuier,wobeixiaotuantibaling。
lishuzhidaohou,aigezhaotamenlaoke。
congci,zaiyemeirenzhaowodemafan。
dajiadouzhidao,woyouyigejuwubabaobiao。
suiranzhangdechou,manlianhengrou,danquantoubishabaohaida。
suibianbihuayixia,dounengbarenhedezhiduosuo。
womaxiuqiwenya,lishudanxinzijidexingxiangjiwomadiuren,momotanzhedixialian。
pojiaqiruanpaying,yiweiwoshenhoujiuwomayigeruonvzi,congbubawofangzaiyanli。
shubuzhi,woyizhiyouzhangwangpai。
“shanshan,”lishumanlianxintengdihuhuanwodemingzi,“shinagegouzasuihaideni?zhoupengni?tasinaqule?”
tabutizhoupenghaihao,yitizhoupeng,wodeyanleipususudiwangxialuo。
“lishu,jiushizhoupengyijiaqifuwo,tamenqiangzouwodefangzi,haizongrongxiaohaizidawo,qiangzouwodeshouji。”
lishuqideyaoyaqiechi,“kanlaizheijiarenshihuonile,nifangxin,woyidingjinitaohaigongdao。”
wosongkouqi,tangzailishudehuaibaolichenchenshuiqu。
zaicixinglaishizaiyiyuan,yishengshuohaizimeibaozhu。
lishupawoshangxin,yizhianweiwo。
wobingmeiyoutainanguo,jiusuanhaizimeishi,woyebudasuanliuzhe。
zaiyiyuanzhulejitian,zhoupengjiwodalewushudianhua,wolaheiletadesuoyoulianxifangshi。
tayouhuanlexindehaomafaxinxijiwo。
“baobao,niduoqilaiyemeiyong,gaimianduidezongyaomiandui,womahewomeihenshengqi,guaiguaihuilaibaguohushouxubanle,nijiusuanbuweizijizhexiangyeyaoweibaobaozhexiang,tashiwomenlaozhoujiademinggenzi,ruguoyougesanzhangliangduan,neiwomahaihuobuhuole?”
tahaibuzhidao,tamenlaozhoujiademinggenziyijingmeile。
buguoyouyijuhuatadaoshishuoduile。
neijiushi:gaimianduidezongyaomiandui。
chuyuanneitian,wowenlishu,“ninengpeiwoshahuiquma?”
lishudaizheheichao、chuanzhepijiake,liangshouchadou,weiwubaqi。
“zaodengnizheijuhuale。”