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qishiwochuanjinlaideshixiaomawenxue。

yuannvzhubeiqindiesanshiwanmaijiduanchitabadanglaopo,ruhuasiyudenianji,jiuyoulegeshiliuqisuijieaobuxundenanshengdangerzi。

芜湖!无痛当妈!

yikaishiyuannvzhuchengchenggenduanchimaodunbuduan。

duanchifeichangyanezheigeturuqilaidexiaoma,houlaiqueyinweichengchengduitaxiaoyiwenrou,gulita,anweita,peitazouchusangmudedigu,zuizhongtalunxianle。

houxujiushiguandenghoubukemiaoshu……

danshiyinweizheiduanyoubeilunlidelianqing,duanchizhangchengleyigepianzhibingtaidekongzhikuang。

weilebimianzheizhongqingkuangfasheng,wofangqilexiaoyiwenroudefengge。

bujiushidangxiaomazhaogupanniqixiaonanhaima?

温柔似水是小妈!

雷霆之怒也是小妈!

woshinima,qianbianwanhua!

duanchicishiyijingzhangdehengaole,wozaitamianqianjiuxiangyigeshouruodexiaojizi。

但我丝毫不怵他。

sheiqishixianaiyijiesheijiushule!

wodianqijiao,fuzaitaerbian:「duanchi,genwohuiqu,buranwojiubanifangjianlineifengxingaosupeixin!」

duanchiyixiazibaoqi,yanshenhenbudebawoshengtunhuobo:「nidongwodongxi?nizenmezhidao……」

eduile,xiaomawenxuezhiqian,duanchixihuantamenbanneigebaibaijingjingdeyoudengshengpeixin。

tachouyanhejiudajia,wushibugan,pianpianzheifangmianlianpitebiebo,xieleqingshuhoujigeyuedoubugansongchuqu。

zuihouzhinengyanzhengzhengkanpeixingenlingyigehaoxueshengyiqichuguo,yaowuyinxun。

tadechulianjiuzheimebeieshazaiyaolanli。

weicitayiyulehaojigeyue。

yechengweitagenxiaoma,abuchengcheng,ganqingshengwendezhongyaohuanjie。

「kuaidian,buranwozhenshuolea!」

我不耐烦地警告他。

yushizaibaoxiangyizhongxiaohunhunzhenjingdemuguangzhong,duanchidizhetouguaiguaigenwozouchuqule。