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qishiwochuanjinlaideshixiaomawenxue。
yuannvzhubeiqindiesanshiwanmaijiduanchitabadanglaopo,ruhuasiyudenianji,jiuyoulegeshiliuqisuijieaobuxundenanshengdangerzi。
芜湖!无痛当妈!
yikaishiyuannvzhuchengchenggenduanchimaodunbuduan。
duanchifeichangyanezheigeturuqilaidexiaoma,houlaiqueyinweichengchengduitaxiaoyiwenrou,gulita,anweita,peitazouchusangmudedigu,zuizhongtalunxianle。
houxujiushiguandenghoubukemiaoshu……
danshiyinweizheiduanyoubeilunlidelianqing,duanchizhangchengleyigepianzhibingtaidekongzhikuang。
weilebimianzheizhongqingkuangfasheng,wofangqilexiaoyiwenroudefengge。
bujiushidangxiaomazhaogupanniqixiaonanhaima?
温柔似水是小妈!
雷霆之怒也是小妈!
woshinima,qianbianwanhua!
duanchicishiyijingzhangdehengaole,wozaitamianqianjiuxiangyigeshouruodexiaojizi。
但我丝毫不怵他。
sheiqishixianaiyijiesheijiushule!
wodianqijiao,fuzaitaerbian:「duanchi,genwohuiqu,buranwojiubanifangjianlineifengxingaosupeixin!」
duanchiyixiazibaoqi,yanshenhenbudebawoshengtunhuobo:「nidongwodongxi?nizenmezhidao……」
eduile,xiaomawenxuezhiqian,duanchixihuantamenbanneigebaibaijingjingdeyoudengshengpeixin。
tachouyanhejiudajia,wushibugan,pianpianzheifangmianlianpitebiebo,xieleqingshuhoujigeyuedoubugansongchuqu。
zuihouzhinengyanzhengzhengkanpeixingenlingyigehaoxueshengyiqichuguo,yaowuyinxun。
tadechulianjiuzheimebeieshazaiyaolanli。
weicitayiyulehaojigeyue。
yechengweitagenxiaoma,abuchengcheng,ganqingshengwendezhongyaohuanjie。
「kuaidian,buranwozhenshuolea!」
我不耐烦地警告他。
yushizaibaoxiangyizhongxiaohunhunzhenjingdemuguangzhong,duanchidizhetouguaiguaigenwozouchuqule。