“bengongkezhenmei。”gujinsiaijilezheizhanglian，kexizaigudaizheizhonglianjiushichuanshuozhongdeyilianhumeixiang，bugouduanzhuangshuya，huoguoyangmindeyaofeiduoshizheidengrongmao。
“niangniangwangrijiu**yanse，neixiesuyadeyiqunzennengchentuochuniangniangdemei？”chunyuqiaozhejinrichuanzhedahongmudansejinyidegujinsiyeshiyanqianyiliang。
“xiaozuizhentian。”gujinsiyangmeidaixiao，neisiliulibandeyanmoushanshuozhecuicandeguangmang。
“zouba，jihuanghouniangniangqinganqu。”gujinsiniuzhexiyaochulewangyueloudedamen，zuoshangjiaonianweiweitaimoukanzheneigongdaobianhongqiangjinwa，zaiyangguangdezhaoyaoxiashanshuozhedandandeguangmang。
gujinsidaojingrengongzhishi，zheiwuneimanmandangdangzuoleshijiweinvzi，gegezhangdehuarongyuemao，mingmouhaochinagebushihaokande？
wodigeguaiguai，zheixiegenvziruoshizaixiandai，suibiandanlayigechuqudounengpengchengdanghongxiaohuale！
danghuangdiyetaihaoleba……
“chenqiejianguohuanghouniangniang。”gujinsiweiweiquxixingli。
“guifeiniangnianglaidekezhenwana。”pangbianchuanzhetaohongseaoqundenvzixiaokanzhegujinsidao：“womendoupeihuanghouniangniangshuolehaoyihuierhuale，haixiangzheguifeiniangniangshibushijinriyoubulaile。”
“……”
顾妗姒兴奋了。
宫斗大戏开幕了！
哇，这也太**了。
zhouweiyishuangshuangyanmoudoukanxianglegujinsi，xiangshidouzaidengzhegujinsikaikou，danshizheidenglebantianquejiangujinsiyijuhuadoumeishuo。
tayexiangjiede，danshizheinaosuyoudiangenbushang，zhengzainulixiangruhejiehuade，danshimeixiangchuwanmeiduice，zhinengzhuangmozuoyangdeduanqizhuoshangdechashuiminleyikou，pangrenqueyiweishigujinsigenbenbuxiejiehua。
“ng！zheichabucuo。”gujinsipinlepinchaliangqileyanmou，henshirenzhendezhuantoukanxianghuanghoudao。
“……”denglebantiandezhongrenliandoulvle。
“ke，guifeiruoshixihuan，yihuierbengongrangqingyusongxiequwangyuelou。”mingyayunmousedandandekanzhegujinsidao。
“neiganqinghao，xieguohuanghoule。”gujinsisuikoudaoxie。
“……doushizijiajiemei，bubikeqi。”mingyayunkanzhezheibansuiyidegujinsi，weibukechadeqingzhoulexiemei，youdianmobuzhungujinsizheishishenmetaidu。
“suishuoshizijiajiemei，danshiyebunengzheimebukeqiba？”fushenglanrujinhaishilanpin，danshizhengdechong，zheishuohuayeshiyingqile，xieyankanxianggujinsidao：“zheibiluochunkeshihuangshangcixiade，huanghouniangniangyebuguodelebaliang。”
“guifeiniangniangzheizhangkoujiuyaolequ，buheguijuba？”fushenglanyongzheyiweibumingdemousedingzhegujinsidao。
“……”gujinsiyidai，youxiemimangdedao：“zanmengongzhongzheimeqiong，tangtanghuanghoucaidebaliangchaye？huangshangweimiantaikoule！”
zhongpinfei：“！？！？”
nizaishuoshenmepihuani！！！
gujinsitanxidekanzhebeizhongchazhanyouxieyouchou，tahaiyiweidangleguifeijiunengxiangjinronghuafugui，jinyiyushini！
搞半天茶都喝不起？
唉……
fushenglankanzhegujinsideyanshenyijingjingkongle，jingganrucidayanbucandeyilunhuangshang，ta，tagujinsishibushifengle？
“kekeke，guifei，shenyan。”mingyayuntaiyangxuetutudetiao，mousechenchendekanzhegujinsidao。