第一章:我不是圣君,我只是狗剩

diyizhang:wobushishengjun,wozhishigousheng

勾星大陆。

沟沟山,沟沟村儿。

yuanlixuanhuanaoshi,yushigejue,zheilidecunminguozhepuerwuhuaquewenxinkuailedeshenghuo。

yinweitamenyougehaocunzhang,cunminmenqinqiedechenghuqi——gousheng。

狗剩原名李常春。

shuoqilaitabingbushizheipiandaluderen,ershiyigechuanyuezhe。

cankuideshitadejinshouzhibingmeiyouneixienitianxiuxianjue,yebuhuijitahuitianmiedi、hufenghuanyudeshenqidaoju。

meitianjingjitafabuyixieshisushenghuorenwu。

haozaikaijuyishuangshou,xiaokangshenghuokaoxitong。

zuodianshisurenwu,yishiwuyoudaoshimeiwenti。

zuorenwusongchuju、songnongju、songzhongzi,haisongjiyaniuyangyurouyijigezhongluanqibazaoshicaihe**。

zuoweicunzhanghou,xitongweilechongshitadezhishi,haitiexinjianglijitahenduoyouyongziliao。

ru《muzhudechanhouhuli》、《ruhecainengrangjigaoxiaochandan》、《shuidaochayangxiangjie》、《shennongshisanshiliubixuechudijineng》dengdeng。

hainengdailingquancunrenminfengyizushi。

jiajiahuhuliangcangbaoman,youyuyourou。

yanranzaipeichengyiweihegedenongfu,nonghuoerfangmianyangyangjingtong。

danbieyiweizheipiandalujiuzheimeanxiang。

gouxingdalukeshiyiwuweizundeshijie,shenmomantianfei,shenshoubiandizou。

lichangchunoueryangwangzhanlantiankong,wangzheouranjiantengyunjiawujingguodeshenxianyouruliuxinghuaguobumianxinshengxiangwang。

“ai~huoxuzheijiushiming,xitongxiangrangwoankangduguocishengba。”

lichangchunzuijiaowaiqi,songlesongjian。

xinshuoyexing,haodaiyougeyishiwuyoudexitongfuzhu。

xiaoriziyouxiankuaizai,anjuleyedeyetinghao。

zheiyiri,cunzilianruomingjingdeshenghuobeijiqibolan。

zhangdashuhuanglihuangzhangpaolailichangchuntingyuan。

renweidao,huangshendehanshengxiandao。

“gousheng,buhaola,chudashila!”

yinsuirenzhi,zhangdashuqichuanyuyudechuangjinyuanluo。

lichangchunjinghai:“zadelelaozhangshu,zhangsaotayoushangdiaola?”

“bu,bushi......”

“hesiwole。”lichangchunzhangchuyikouqi,dandanwendao:“neichushashile?”

zhangdashuganyanyikouqishuhuan,zhizhemenwaijiaodao:“cunkoulailegedameinv。”

lichangchunpiezui:“zhunquedeshuo,zheisuanhaoshiba。”

“goushenganikebuzhidao,neinvdekehaokanle,wopa......”

“怕什么?”

“patabanigouyinzhu,jiubuquwojiaeryale。”

“zhangshu,nijiaeryacaibasui,zheihuaweimianyetaiguoqianqiangleba。”lichangchunyilianheixian,suizhuanshenbaishoushuodao:“dabulewobuqujiantajiushile,shengdeniduoxiang。”

“keshi......ruguonibuqudehua,wopaneinvdesizaizanmencunkou,yingxiangduobuhao。”

“neinvdezenmele?”lichangchunningmei。

“neinvdehunshenshixuecanburendua,paodaozancunkoujiuyitouzaidao,yunsiguoqu,yanjianchuqiduojinqishao,nikuaiqukankanba。”

zhangshubibihuahuadeshuodao。

人命关天。

lichangchundangjisumuqise。

shuaikaibangzijimangxiangcunkoupaoqu。

zhijiancunkoushanpoxiapafuzheyilvshannvzi。

shencaiyaotiao,zhicongweibeizheyanzhudebanzhanglianlaikanjiuyoushitianxiananrenxindongdejuemeizise。

ruzhangshusuoshuo,zheinvziyishangranxue,fasilingluan,yishiyanyanyixi。

lichangchunjimangbeiqinvzihuidaozijitingyuananzhizailechuangshang。

chatanhaiyouqixi,yushicongxiukouquchuyimeiyaowansaijinnvzikouzhong。

tonglaidezhangshucashileyibaetouxuhan,xinshuozheinvdeminghao,dekuiyudaolegousheng,yaoburankejiuxiangxiaoyuyunle。

cunminmenyebuzhidaogoushengruhezhizaochulaideyaowan,wulunshenmeshangbingzhiyaochiyikelimahuifu,shashihaoyong。

yougoudanerzai,cunlirenzaiyebubidanxinrenheshangbing。

danyaorukoujihua,guobuqiran,jinshigehuxinvzishenqibandehuoleguolai。

yishuangmeimupanxidedayanjingyangwangwuding,hushanhushan。

turanxiangqilaishenme,zaishenshangzheimomoneitantan,yilianjingya。

“wozaina?wodeshangjingranhaole!”

neimezhongdeshanga,tineijinmaijinduan,wuzangliufujieshouzhongshang,tayiweijiusuanhuoguolaiyihouyezaiyuxiuzhenwuyuan。

xiangbudaobudanshangshiquanpanhuifu,ranergengliqideshiganjuejingmaifanerjianrenlexuduo。

nvzixinzhongzhenjingbuyi,shenzhihaibuzhidaoshenmeyuanyou。

yixijidetabeiyaoshouaohenyiluzhuisha,pinlemingdehanzhuzuihouyikouzhenqicaitaochumozhua,yundaoqianmimihuhudejiandaoshidaozaileyigexiaoshancunqian。

“你醒了啊。”

yidaowenrunrunuanyangdenanshengchuanruerzhong。

nvzitengdezuozhi,kanxiangyipangdelichangchun。

zheigeqingniankanshangqubudaoershisui,gaotingdebizi,bobodezuichun,jianyibandemeimaoxiexiefeirubin,shencaiyiyi,tuotuodeyizhangzhujiaolian。

“haoshuaidenanzi,haoyouyadeqizhi......dengdeng,tashenshangzenyourucichunjingnongyudexianyuanqixi!”

“难道他是圣君?”

jinzailichangchunshenbiandaizhe,jiuganshoudaoyigurumuchunfengbandeganjue。

doutineizhenqibeiganran,jianjianzaijinghua。

duidaowudelejieyinyinzengjia。

yishijiannvziganjuexianzaitashenqiandejiushishengjunqiangzhe,yinweizhiyoushengjuncaihuijirenzheibanhunhouchunjingdeganjue。

keshi......putianzhixia,jueweicengtingshuoguorucinianqingdeshengjun。

“ninshi......?”nvziyihuodewendao。

“tashianmengougoucunercunzhang,gousheng。”zhangshujimangshangqianqiangda,bingyouxindetixingdao:“biejiantazhangdeshuaijiubeimishiziwo,takeshibeiwojiaeryayudinglede。”

“勾圣?!”

yidaluzihaoweicheng,zunweishengjundaohao,lianshenghuangyebuganzheimechenghuba!

nvziyigeshanshenguidaozaidi:“xiaonvjinlianjianguogousheng,duoxiegoushengdarenjiumingzhien。”

李常春嘴角抽搐。

xinshuozheigoushengyeshinijiaodeme,taizilaishuleba。

长舒一口气。

“jushouzhilaobubidali。”

zhitinggululu,jichangguadushengyinxiangqi。

jinlianliansefanqigangazhise。

tayilutaoming,qitianmeichimeihele。

lichangchundanranyixiao:“guniangshaozuoxiexi,xianquxixi,woqujinizhunbeidianchide。”

haorenzuodaodi,lichangchunshengqilianminzhixin。

qishijianjinlianguosetianxiang,bingdongleaimuzhiyi,shenweiyigezhengchangnanrenshiduonianmeipengguonvrenle。

cunlidebushilaofuren,jiushixiaopini,zhangxiangyeshipuputongtong,takebushijibuzeshidezhuer。

jinlianhanxiudiantou,queshiele。

lichangchunmodaohuihuixiangzhuyang。

paojintadeyangzhipengtiaoxuanxinxianshicai。

“talaile,talaile,tatizhezhantiandaoyoulaile!~”

“妈妈我怕~”

yangzhipengneidejiyazhuyangsesefadou,jingnenglingyujiaoliu。

lichangchunlinzhecaidaozhanzaiyangzhipengmenqianningsi。

jiguniangchishenmehaoni,renjiadalaoyuanlaiyitangburongyi。

“dui,dabingchuyuyinggaibubu,neijiushazhijiduntanghaole。”

zuocedeyangjilongneiyouqibazhishencaifeiyangdejiaji。

jianlichangchunxiangtamenzheibianzoulai,fenfenbeihedesesefadou。

zuili“dage、dage、gegege”zhijiaohuan,huangdeyipi。

lichangchunmiaoleyiquanxuandingyizhizhuangshuodedagongji。

“nizheizhengtianyebushuoxiagedanshade,ganlangfeiliangshi,jiunileba。”

tanshoujiubadagongjizhualechulai。

“gegege......(dage,woshigongjibuhuixiadanna!)

kexilichangchundubudongshouyu,gengmeixueguolingyu。

shouqidaoluo,jijifangxue。

糍~

rexuepenshe,gongjiyimingwuhu。

yangzhipengliqitadongwufenfenmoai:“huangzunzouhao!”

zheiqunjiaqinshengkoudoushixitongjiangli。

zhenshishenfenbingfeizhishibiaomianneiyang,dayoulaitou。

biruneizhigangbeiyidaoshadedagongji,nijuebuhuixiangdaotacengshichizhazaijiutianzhishangdehuangzun。

sanxiawuchuerbeilichangchunbamaoxijingduochengleyiguoxiangpenpendejitang。

“chenrechiba。”lichangchunwenroudebajitangdijijinlian。

jinlianshenxiyikouqi,haonongyudelingqi。

好香的味道。

zhiwenweidao,koushuijiubuzijuedewangwailiu。

gubudeneimeduo,zhuaqiyizhijincancandejituijiuken。

xiangnenkekou,youerbuni,suruanxiangtian,jianzhirenjianmeiwei。

“mandianchi,bieyezhe。”

jiantachixiangxiongmeng,lichunyanghaoxintixingdao:“hekoutangba。”

“wu~”“gududu~”

jinlianyebuxiantangzui,duanqitangpenyiyinerjin。

yifanlangtunhuyanhou,zhengpenerjilianroudaitangbeichideganganjingjing,zhishengxiayiduijigutou。

jingranjian,jinlianjuedetineilingqizaodong。

xiuweijiejiepansheng,dangbuzhudezhenqiruhongtaojulangzhichongtianlinggai。

只听灵海轰鸣。

tineizhenqixiongyonggudang,xiuweizhixiankuaisubiaosheng。

修空三重境、

修空四重境、

......

yizhichongdaoxiukongjiuzhongjing!

gouxingdaluxiuwei:juqi、kongcheng、xiukong、mingkong、dengtian、shengzhe。

“gousheng,ningangcaijiwochideshenme?!”

“jitanga。”lichangchunzhanyanxiaodao:“zenmeyang,weidaokehaikekou?”

lichangchunduizijideliaolishouyihaishitingrenke,chuanyuedaozheipiandalushiduonianchuyidayouzhangjin。

“tai......kekoule。”

jinlianjingwuyanyidui,yiqiejinzaiguibaizhong,fangnengbiaodashengjunzaizaozhien。

跪倒在地连连叩首。

lichangchunhanyan,xinshuozheiguniangyetaikeqiguotouleba,yishuohuajiuketou。

woyoubushihuangqinguizu,zhishiyigexiaoxiaocunzhangeryi,kechengshoubuqirucidali。

bajinlianfuqiduanzuozaiyizishang。

zhitingjinlian“aiya”yishengjianjiao,tingzhishenqu,yilianhuangse。

lichangchunjimangchouxiangyimian:“zenmele,youdingzima?”

jinlianhuangmangtanxiangxiukou,mochuyiguduodongxi,ranshuchuyikouqi,xindao:xianzhigenjinghaizai。

bushiweilezheidongxi,tayebuzhiyubeiyaoshouzhuiderucilangbei。