xianzaishi8yuefen,tianqizhengre,linyudaomeishenme,jiupashenshangdeyifu……
yixiyaditoukanlekanshenshangchuandebaisequnzi,zheiyangmaoranpaojinyuli,kendinghuishishende,taibuyaguanle。
zhengzailinkeerjiaojideyaohuodashi,yiweidaiyanjingdenanshengchuangrutadeshixian。
nanshengshoulipengzheyishuxianhua,lingyizhishounazheyusan,kuankuanzoulai。
yixiyadengzheyanjingkanzhenanshengzoudaozijimianqian,danqiguidi:“yixiya,woxihuannihenjiule……qingnizuowodenvpengyou!”
kanchulainanshengyouxiebuhaoyisi,zhengzhanglianshuochuzheijuhuadoubiehongle……
zhouweidengyudexueshengtingdaozheibiandedongjingfenfendouwangleguolai,xianzaidenianjidouxihuanxueyuanlidebagua。
“求婚呢……”
“wa,womenxueyuanyizhiyibingqingyujieweizhuchengdenvshen,zheicishidijigelaiqiuhundele?”
“ruguoshianyigeyuedehua,yinggaishidi83gele,ruguoshiyigexingqidehuaneiyinggaishi15ge……”
“haoxianmu!zhangdepiaoliangjiushihao,youzheimeduonanshengzhuipeng。”
“qie!zheiyoushenmehaoxianmude,nikantaneibizi,yikanjiuzhidaoshijiade,haiyoutaneiyanjing……yidingshikaileyanjiao,buranzenmehuineimeda?”
“nijiuzhihuidihuirenjia,wokantazhangdetingzirande,genbenjiumeiyouzhengguo。”
zhouweikanhaoxidexueshengdoukaishiyilunqilai,yixiyayouxiewuyu,zheixierendezhuyilibushiyinggaifangzainanshengshenshangma?weishenmexianzaiyouzaiguanzhutadezhangxiang?
buguo,tayijingxiguanle。congxiaodaodayinweitazhangdexiangmaochuzhong,zaijialibeierjiehesimeijidu,chuquzaiwaibeixueyuanlidebaguaguanzhu。
“douluanjiaoshenme?!”linkeeryishengnuhou:“youshenmehaokande,henxianmanimen?”
yizhongchiguaqunzhongbeitahoudezhuanguoshen,buganzaiyilunle。
“haiyouni!”linkeerkanleyixiyayiyan,dalegeokdeshoushi:“zhangchengzheiyangyelaiqiuhun?”
“shi,bushiqiuhun……”nanshengbieniudedao。
linkeershuangshouchayao:“woguannishibushiqiuhun,gaosuni,xiangyaotazuoninvpengyouyaoxianwenguowotongbutongyi!”
“……”
“haiyou,wobuxihuanmeiguihua,yebuxihuanchuanxizhuangdaiyanjingdenansheng。”linkeerxianqidiwangletayiyan,“niyou1mi8ma?”
“……”
“meiyoudehuajiugankuaigun,zaiwoyanli,meiyou1mi8denanrendoushierjicanfei。”
“ni……”nanshengbeiwurudeyouxieqinao。
“xiangyaoqiuhun,yebudianliangdianliangniyoujijinjiliang。”shuoba,linkeernazoutashouzhongdetoumingyusan,dakai。
yixiyayanjingdengdeliuyuan,genlinkeershiguimidetayizhidouzhidaotahenqiangshi,meixiangdaozheicitazhendetaibadaole!
yeyinweiyixiyazhangxiangdeyuangu,yizhiyilaidouhenxiyinnanshidezhuyi。congxiaodaodagaobaidenanshengbuzaishaoshu,doushilinkeerzaishenhouweitazhizhao,dangzhuneixiefanlandetaohua……
rangzhongrendiepoyanjingdejiushilinkeerdakaiyusan,haosimeishirenyiyangqianzheyixiyadeshouzoujinyuzhong。
……
yijiakanqilaihaibucuodecanguan,linkeerzhaoleyichujiaoweianjingdiandeweizhizuoxia。
“zheige,zheige,zheige,”linkeernazhecaidandiancai,fuwuyuangongjingdizhanzaiyice。
“再来两瓶啤酒。”
“haode,qingshaodeng。”fuwuyuanweixiaodinazhecaidanlikai。
“wei,linlaoban,nizheiyediandetaiduole,jiuwomenlianggerenchibulezheimeduo。”
“rangnichijiuchi,youqianhuahaibuhao?”linkeerdengletayiyan。
dianshijiyingpingshangbofangzhecaijingpindao:
【zuoridihaoqixiadejiudianquanbeibeiwanjiazushourunangxia,julejie,beiwanjiazujichengrenbeiwanjunhuizhangjiuzaizhongguofazhan……】
yixiyademuguangzhushiguoqu,zhijiandianshiyingpingshangchuxianyiweiheisexizhuangnanren,zaizhongbaobiaodebaohuxiacongjizhedeshanguangdengxialikai。
nanrendaizhechaodademojing,suiranyidabanzhangliandoubeizhezhu,dantaneigaotiaodeshencai,dutedewangzheqizhirangrenbukehushi。
linkeeryishoutuosai,celianguankan:“ai,xiangzheizhongnanren,jiuyinggaizhangqishenghuozaiyingpingli。”
“为什么?”
“beiwanjun,zheigemingzizhongsuozhouzhi,keyaowenjianguotazhangxiangderen,youyoujige?”
“……”
“bushiyiluderena。”
xiangbeiwanjunneizhongruhuangdiyibandenanren,jiuhaobishitianshangdeshenxian,zhigongrenmenxiaxiang,jianguode……youjige?
“tingshuozheigebeiwanjunyougeguaipi,buxihuanzaigonggongchanghelulian。”
“zheihenqiguaima?”yixiyakanzhefuwuyuanshangcan。
“nizhidaoma,wodeyigebiaojieshizuozazhizhubiande,youyicitajiupaidaolebeiwanjundecelian……”linkeerdengdazheyanjing,yilianjingyadeshuo:“nizhidaoma,tadeyanjingjingranshizisede!”
yixiyayanmoufudong,naohailiyongxianchuchengbaoqiangbishangdehuaduo,ziluolan!
neiyinggaijiushibeiwanjiazudejiahuile。
yinweiheyuedeyuangu,zheisannianyixiyabixuyaozhuzaibeiwanjundechengbaoli,haozaixuyaotashitanenggoupeiheyanchu。
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