第1章 你应该求她别打你脸

“chenzuinibunengzou,nidayingguowoyaobaohuwoyibeizide。”

“nikendingbuhuiyinweiwomeiyoudayingnibiaobai,nijiukanzhetamenqifuwoduibudui?”

tiemanniupixuanzhiguanggaodexiazhaixiaoxiangnei。

touyunmuxuandechenzui,tingzheshenbianmingmingdaizhekuqiang,youmanshiminglingkouwendeshengyin,zhenggerenyouxiehuanghu。

“nishinansheng,nibuyongpatamende!”

gangcaineidaoshengyinyouxiangleqilai,chenzuihaiganjueyourencongshenhousisizhuazhuletadeyijiao。

chenzuixiayishizhuanguotouqu,menglongshixianzhong,yizhangkelianxixideqiaolianyingruleyanlian。

chenzuiganjuenaodaimengdiyiteng,“guxiaoran?”

kanzhezhouweilaojiudejianzhuwu,chenzuinaoziliyizhibuzhumaochuyigexiangfa。

我这是重生了?

“chenzuinidaoshishuojuhuaya,wuwu...xuwanningzheimexiong,tazhendehuidawode!”

“xuwanning?”chenzuishixiancongguxiaoranshenshangnuokai。

在他一米位置。

zhanzheyiweirongyanjuedaidegaotiaoshaonv。

shaonvqizhiqingleng,yanshenqueyouxiexiongbabade。

roushunpijianzhangfa,youyilvyinweiyanredetianqi,zhengqiaopitiekaozaitabaixidesuogushang。

nenrufenoudexiaobeishang,sanzhifenlansehudiewenshenxuxurushenglingdongwubi。

xianxicongbaidezhijian,haibieniudejiazheyizhiweidianrandexiangyan。

chenzuihaihunluandedanaodunshiqingxinglebushao。

dangjirenchuleyanqianzheishaonv。

许晚柠!

xingchengyizhonggaosanyibandexuebashaonv,dangzhiwukuidediyixiaohua!

zheigexiyinlexingchengyizhongsuoyounanshengmuguang,queyourangtamenliandashandoubugandexiaohuadajieda!

gaoyishichenzuijiuqinyanmuduguo,xuwanningyijichaoguotoudingdeqianti,tifeiyigeduitachuiliumangshaodewaixiaotiyusheng!

neikanbidongmandadouchangjingdeyitui,rangchenzuixianzaixiangqilai,douhaiganjuetineitiyushengxiabateng...

sihushizhuyidaolechenzuidemuguang。

lengzheliandexuwanningkanlechenzuiyiyanweixiedao。

“chenzuiwoquannizuihaobieguanxianshi,jintianwozhizhaoguxiaorandemafan,dangranniyaoshizhenxiangchengyingxiong,woyebujieyilianniyiqishoushi!”

xuwanningshuowan,tashenbiandeguangxianhuranandanlexialai。

chenzuitaiyanyikan,xuwanningshenhouhaizhanzhesangeyimiqiduo,baoshougujitizhongshangerbaide“mengmeizi”!

sange“mengmei”sihuweilepeihexuwanning,haizhengqideyangleyangshabaodadequantou。

danchenzuibujinmeiyouhaipa,shenzhiganjuezheizhuangqiangzuoshideyimupoyouxiexigan。

keshenhouguxiaoranqueyijingbeihedaobuxing,yibaquanzhulechenzuidegebo。

“wuwu...chenzuiniyidinghuibaohuhaowodeduibudui。”

xuwanningsihushiweileyingjing,haiyangleyangzhijianneiweidianrandexiangyan,yifugaolengdajiedapaitou。

chenzuinengmingxianganjuedao,guxiaoranyouchaotashenhousuolesuo。

shengxiakongqidouyouxieguntang,guxiaoranzheiyifanying,rangchenzuibennengzhoulezhoumeitou。

buzhehenjichouchuleshoubei。

zaiguxiaoranchongmanxijideleiyanzhong。

chenzuihuranmuguangjiandingchaozhexuwanningzouqu。

xuwanningshenbiansange“mengmeizi”limajingtidengzhechenzuiyishiweixie。

dengdaochenzuizhanding,tahoulonggunlegun,huranyouxiebuhaoyisidao。

“neige...meizi,wokannizheiyanhuangyoulehaojiu,yinggaizanshibuchouba?”

“woyanyinfanle,henji...”

“什...什么?”

yijingnaobuleyiwanzhongjinggaohuayudexuwanning,xiazhangjiemaozhanlezhan,lengbingbingdeqiaolianshangpiaoguosangewenhao。

“好的谢谢!”

meidengxuwanningtingqingchenzuishuoleshenme。

chenzuiyijingyixunleibujiyanerzhishi,congxuwanningzhijianchouchuxiangyanrengjinlezijizuili。

“fangbianzaijiegehuoma?”chenzuizhigougoudingzhexuwanningshoulidedahuoji。

xuwanningturanganjuedanaoyouxiedangji,xiayishijuqilehuoji。

“bada!”huomiaotiaoyue。

chenzuishuliandeceshenditou,xiangyandianrantongshi,haixiguanxingyongwuhuodeneizhishou,pailepaixuwanningjiaonendeshoubei。

xuwanningjiaoquzhanlezhan,chenzuidechupeng,gengshirangtadanaoyipiankongbai。

“呼~舒服了。”

chenzuituchuyikouxiazhangdeyanwu,zhuanguotouduishangleguxiaoranneizhang,tongyanglengshendeqiaolianxiaomimidao。

“woshigehenyoulimaoderen,erzuihaodelimaojiushishaoguanxianshi,suoyiwojuedeniyuqiqiuwoliuxialai,buruqiuxuwanningdanideshihoubuyaodalian,zheiyangdajiadoutimian。”

xianchangjirenkanzheyouzamoleyikouxiangyandechenzui。

youxiehuaiyizijideerduoshibushichuxianlewenti。

budoushuochenzuishiguxiaoran,zuijiandingdezhuiqiuzhema?

zhenyoushideshihou,jiuyaojiaodimoyoule?

guxiaoranconglengshenzhongjingxingguolai,kefaxianchenzuizhishengxiayigejianxingjianyuandebeiying,dunshichedihuangle。

“chenzui,niyaoganshenmequ!”

“chenzuinizhendeyaodiuxiawoma?wo...wobujiushimeiyoujieshounidebiaobaima?nizheigedanxiaogui!”

“nibushishuoleyaozhaoguwoyibeizima?nizheigenuoruodepianzi!”

tingdaoshenhoudekusheng,zhengchaodiaozhexiaoyanchaoxiangziwaizouqudechenzui,jiaobuhurandunledun,zhuanguotouyirandaizhexiaomimidexiaorong。

guxiaoranmenglongdeleiyanzhong,zaicishengqiqiwangdeguangmang。

“neiruguowozaibiaobaiyici,nihuidayinghewozaiyiqima?”

“hui!wohuide!”guxiaorandehuida,jiandingdexiangshiyaorudang!

erbianguxiaoranshengyinhaizaihuidang。

danchenzuiyijingdaizhewanweidexiaorong,beiduizhongrensuiyijuqiyizhishouhuilehui。

zouchuxiaoxiangdejiaobuyouqingkuailejifen。

siqudejiyizaichenzuinaohaizhongyimumusanqu。

初中毕业表白...

guxiaoran:“xianzainianjitaixiaole,bukeyitanlianaini,buguowomenhuishizuihaodehaopengyou。”

高中毕业表白...

guxiaoran:“woxianghaohaotishengziji,dengdaxuebiye,wojiudayinghenizaiyiqi,womenjiuzanshibaochihaopengyoudeguanxihaoma?”

大学毕业表白...

guxiaoran:“gangchushehuiwoxianghaohaoduanlianziji,buguochenzuinihuiyizhipeizhewodeduiba?”

毕业一年后...

guxiaoran:“chenzui,woxiangchuangye,woxiangdangnidelaobanniang,keshiwoshoulimeiyouqian...”

创业两个月...

guxiaoran:“chenzui...wokaolvlehenjiu,suirannihenhao,danwomenhaishibushihe,wobunengdayinghenizaiyiqi。”

chuangyechedishibaihou...

guxiaoran:“chenzui,woxianzaiyaoquyichangshuozoujiuzoudelvxing。”

ranhouguxiaoranzaichenzuidezhushixia,shangleyigelaonanrendeluhulansheng。

zhiliuxiachenzuiduzimiandui,binlindaobidedianpu。

suoyi,baiyueguangdeshashanglidaodiyouduodani?

shiwusui,guxiaoranzaichenzuixinlihuodelemanfen,kunzhuleshiwusuidaoershisansuidechenzui。

kexianzaichenzuishentilidelinghunyijingsanshisisuile。

baiyueguangdeweilihuoxuhaizai,danshilandiaodebaiyueguang,yongyuansizaileshaonianbengkuideneitian。

yizhenweifeng,congxiaoxiangxuxuchuiqi。

chuisanleshaoniancengjingbenjiuhuangtangdemeng...