“zhongzhoubadaxianmen，tongyuzhongzhoubaqianwanyulilingtu，menxiabaiwanxiushi，tianxiawurenganre。”
“dangnianlaofuyeshiyitiaoxiangdangdangdehanzi，weiliezhongzhoushidagaoshouzhishou，wujuyubadaxianmenzhengfeng，houlaicanzaobadaxianmenlianshouweigong，woshounazheliangbaxiguadao，congnantianmenyizhikandaopenglaidonglu，kanlesantiansanyedoumeizhayan，shaderentougungun……。”
“neiyizhan，laofuyiyijizhiliquanjiandishousanqianyuren，huashenjingdegaoshoubuxialiubairen。”
“jingciyishi，laofuzhimingzhenjingtianxia，zhongzhouxiushiwubuwenfengsangdan。”
yunchengjiaowaideyizuoliangtingdangzhong，yimingtoufaluanzaozaodelaotou，koumohengfeidechuixuzhedangniandeyingyongshiji。
neishenqing，neiyuqi，dayouzhidianjiangshan，kangkaijiang，yifududuitianxiadejueshifengfan。
“hehe……shuodehaoxiangzhendeyiyang……。”
weizhengdezuijiaojuliedechoulejixia，xianranduizhelaotouxihuanchuiniudemaobing，yijingxiyiweichangle。
zheilaotoushiweijianongchangdeyimingtiejiang，zaizheilijuzhulesishiyunian。
houlaiweifujiadaozhongluo，zheipiannongchangjiubeifeiqile。
rujinnongchangjiushengxiaweizhenghetiejiangliangren，pilinerju，pingshixihuanzuozaiyiqihecha，liaotian。
tiejiangzongshixihuangentachuixu，yiqiantazaixiuxianjieshiyouduodiaozhatiandecunzai，jiulianzhongzhoubadaxianmendoubufangzaiyannei。
zheiyaoshihuanchenglingwaiyimingxiangyeshaonian，kongpahaizhenxiangxintiejiangcengjingshixiuxiangaoshou。
dankexi，weizhengbushizheishijiedeyuanzhumin。
sannianqiantadelinghunchuanyuedaozheigetongmingtongxingdeweijiadashaoyeshenshang，zicijiuzaizheilizhulexialai。
houlaizaitiejiangdekouzhongdezhi，zheishiyigexiuxiandeshijie!
renleikeyixiulianchengjueshiqiangzhe，jushoudunzubiankeyishandaohai，shunxiwanli。
dunshijian，weizhengxingfendelianyanjingdoubianlvle。
yinweitazaichuanyueguolaideshihou，shenshanghaifudaileyigedixianxitong。
zheijianzhijiushichuanyuexiaoshuodekaijua!
ertazeshidaizhedingjigaopeichuanyueguolaidevipwanjia!
suoyitazhudinghuichengweiyigeduitianduidi，hengsaotianxiatianjiaorenjiedetianmingzhizi。
dantahenkuaijiufaxianzijimeiyoulinggen，bujinwufaxiulian，jiulianfudaidedixianxitongzhadaocanwurendao。
xitongjihuodeneitian，tameiyoudedaorenheshitachengzuchengshengdejueshigongfa。
fanerzhishitayongsannianshijian，anzhaodixianxitongdezhishi，wanchenglekaikenshimudiderenwu。
tongshitadedaoleyigetianqizhizaoqidejiangli。
suoweidetianqizhizaoqi，qishijiushiyinzangzaibankongdejiqi，tongguokongzhi，keyikaiqirengongzaoyun，rengongleidian，rengongjiangyujizhonggongneng。
keshizaizheili，zheidongxipiyongdoumeiyou，zhinengyonglaixiaxiayu，jinongzuowujiaoshuieryi。
zuizhongzaixitonghexianshidedudazhixia，weizhengfangqilexiuxian，anxinjichenglepobaidenongzhuang，chengweileyimingguangrongnongmin。
suoyiweizhengxianzaifeichanglijietiejiang，bijinghuozaiyigexiuxiandeshijielimian，sheihaimeiyouyigexiuxianmenga?
zhishitameiyouxiangdao，tiejiangdouzheibanianjile，juranhaiduixiuxianmenggenggengyuhuai。
中二病!
xiangtiejiangzheibanianji，haizhongerbingdezheimechuncui，dequebuduojian。
jiutazheifubeirenshengfangqidemoyang，hainazheliangbaxiguadao，congnantianmenyizhikandaopenglaidonglu?
temeniyiweizijishisunwukonga?
weizhengyaoleyaotou，kuxiaozhezhongxinjitiejiangzhenleyibeichashui，tuidaotiejiangqianmian。
“xiangdangnianlaofuzonghengtianxia，suoxiangpimi，jiusuanwosuibianduoyiduojiao，zhenggezhongzhoudaludewanqianxiushidouyaoheniao。”
tiejiangshuowan，taitousaoleweizhengyiyan，erhoubaichuyifuyinshigaorendemoyang，qizhifeiyang。
heihei，xiaojiahuo，laofudoushuodaozheigefenshangle，nihaibufangcongmingyidian，guixialaiqiulaofushouniweitu?
yaozhidao，zheimeduonianlaofuyuerenwushu，jibianshitianjiaoyaoniedouweicengfangzaiyannei。
kepianpianlaofuguanchalesannian，yiranmeiyoukantouzheigexiaozi。
xiangbizheixiaozibujiandan，henkenengshijueshiqicai，tianfuyibing，fouzelaofucailandegennishuoneimeduoni。
kexi，xianzaitayishenlataerpojiudecubuyi，manlianhuzha，luanzaozaodetoufa，zheixingxiangshizairangrenkanbuchuyoushenmeqizhi。
“hehe……jiunizheiyang，haigenwozhuangyinshigaoren?”
kanzhezheijiahuobaichuyifuerhamiaoshitianxiadeshenqing，weizhengbuyoudeyizhendengmujieshe。
zheijiahuojuebishizhongerbingwanqi。
没救了!
weizhengfanbaiyan，haizhennengchuia，douchuiyixiawule，zheijiahuodoubuleima?
“zenme?kannideyangzi，haoxianghenbuxiangxinwoa!”tiejianghenshibuyue，dengzheyishuangyanjingwendao。
“jirannibazijishuodezheimediaozhatian，wodaoshixidejishouxianshu，haiqingtielaozhidianzhidian。”weizhengdandandeshuodao。
“xianshu?shaoye，nishishuoxianshuma?”tiejiangwenyu，dunshihahadaxiaoqilai。
kanzhetiejianghahadaxiao，weizhengdezuijiaoweiweiyiqiao，juranluchuyisiyiweishenzhangdexiaoyi。
erhou，tataiqishouzhangyihui。
“云来!”
kandaoweizhengdejudong，tiejiangjiugandaohaoxiao。
ququxiangyexiaozi，shenzhidoulianxiuxianzhedoumeijiechuguo，nizhenzhidaoshenmeshixianshuma?
laofuzonghengtianyundalushubainian，shenmeshouduanmeiyoujianguo，jiupingniququhuangmaoxiaoziyexianghuyoulaofu?
tahendanding，duanqichabei，qingqinleyikou，jiudengzhekanweizhengdexiaohuale。
keyixiake，tazhenggerendoudaizhule。
如遭雷击。
muguangsisidekanzheliangtingwaimian，lianshangluchunongnongdejingyizhise。
gangganghaixiyangxizhao，keshixianzaiquechuxiandapianwuyun，zhebizhangkong，zhengpiantiandidouhunanlexialai。
怎么回事?
zenmepiaolailezheimedadeyiduowuyun?
tiejiangdelianshangshanguoyimomihuozhise，manlianjingyibudingdekanzheyanqianguiyideyimu。
tabingbuxiangxin，zheipianzhebizhangkongdewuyunshiweizhengsuishouzhaolaide。
“雷鸣!”
weizhengbuyiweiran，zaiduyihuishou。
“轰隆!”
“轰隆!”
“轰隆隆!”
shandianleiming，fengyunsebian。
jinjiezheyidaoyouyidaoshandiancongtianyupiluoxialai。
chaneijian，tiandibaimangmangdeyipian。
chiliedeshandian，huapozhangkong，siliehunan，jiangtianshangdixiadouzhaoyaodeyipiantongming。