第6章 我就是个老司机

“zhenshitaimeile!”chongyangyizhabuzhadekanzhelingxuan,jiuxiangzaixinshangyijianwanmeideyishupin,yanqiandezheiweiqingchunmeishaonvrenmeixingengmei,shikeweiruoxiaodetongxuezhexiang,bukuishiyibanzhizhang。

dunshi,chongyangzhuangchuyifukelianxixideyangzi,“meishaonvbanzhang,wohaopapa,ninengbunengbaohuwoyixiaxiaya?”

xindishanliangsixiangdanchundelingxuan,nalihuixiaodezheishichongyangdeguizhuyi,dangxiaguanqiedeshuodao,“chongyangtongxue,nibiedanxin,huhaotongxuejiushipiqidaledian,qishirenpinbuhuaide。”

“keshihaiyoubiedetongxuea,tamenhaoxianghenxiongdeyangzi,wodoubuganduziqushitangle。”chongyangyanbabadewangzhelingxuan,shenshikeliandeshuodao。

“e?haiyousheixiangqifuniya?woyihuierqugaosumulaoshi!”lingxuanfenfenbupingdeshuodao,xianranyijingbeichongyangdebiaomianjimengzhule。

“wobuganshuo。”chongyangbielebiezui,aiqiudao,“meishaonvbanzhang,ninengbunengpeiwoyiqiquchifanya?”

“peinichifan?”lingxuanqiaolianyihong,gunanguanvtongqushitang,neikeshixiaoyuanlideqinglvxingweia。

jianlingxuanyouxieweinan,chongyangyouguzuochuitousangqideyangzi,nannandao,“ai,suanle,wobuchile,haishidaizaijiaoshilibijiaoanquan。”

lingxuankanzheyanqiandechongyangdalazhenaodai,bujinyuxinburen,taxinxiang,“zheigechabanshengchulexihuandingzhezijikanzhiwai,haoxiangbingmeiyouqitabuliangxingwei,erqieyingyuchengjisihuhaibucuo,yinggaibushipinxingbuduandehuaixuesheng。”

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yilushang,chongyangxianggekaixindehaizi,taotaobujuedehelingxuanliaozhetian,shibushidoudelingxuanrenjunbujin,nenghejianghaijingdadexiaohuazouzaiyiqi,ziranhuixiyinbushaolurendemuguang。

youyanshuchongyangdexiaoyouxiaoshengyilundao,“yi,neibushizaoshangshuagonglusaidejiahuoma?tazenmehelingxuancouyikuaierle?nandaotashilingxuandenanpengyou?”

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zheihuier,lingxuandeshoujishoudaoleshiyoufalaideweixin,lingxuandakaiyikan,shiyizhangweixinqundejietu,shajianqiaolianfeiqileliangduohongyun。

“zenmele?”chongyangzhuyidaolingxuandemiansebianhua,lianmangguanxindewendao。

“mei,meishenme。”lingxuanmiantiandedixiatouqu,buganzhishichongyangdemuguang。

“zhaopianpaidebucuoma。”buzhiheshi,chongyangyicongduimianzuoweilaidaolingxuanshenhou,kanzhetawozaishouzhongdeshoujipingmu,nannanziyudao。

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lingxuanduzhexiaozui,qihuhudeshuo。

chongyanghuidaozuowei,yibenzhengjingdeshuodao,“guoranshizhizaowuhui,tamenzhikanbiaomianxianxiang,bulejieshiqingbenzhi,feideshuowoshigesaicheshou,qishiwoshigelaosijia!”

lingxuanzhalezhayishuangdayanjing,haoqidewendao,“nishishenmeyangdelaosijiya?”

zheihuabeifujindetongxuetingjianle,yigegejingyadehebulongzui,zheihaishiquanxiaogongrendeneigeqingchunxiaohuama?

tajuranzaidatingguangzhongzhixia,wenxinlaidechabanshengshinayizhonglaosiji!

lingxuanfaxianzhouweitoulaiyiyangdeyanguang,banlegeguilian,bujiedewen,“chongyang,woshibushishuocuoshenmehuale?nidaodishinayizhonglaosijiya?”

chongyangheiheiyixiao,“meishuocuoshenmehuaa,wojiushineizhong……”huaweishuowan,jiubeishenhoudeyishenglengxiaodaduanle。

“he,nixiaozizhenshidanfeile,gangongrandiaoxiwodenvshen?”

tingdaoshuxideshengyin,chongyangwunaidesongsongjian,zhuanguotouquyikan,guoranshiwangshaolong,shenhouyirangenzheneiyiqunren,zhishizheiciquemeiyoudaosanjiaohuhao。

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lingxuanqiaolianyihong,youxiejiujiedekanxiangchongyang,“tadehuashizhendema?”

qishizailingxuandeyanli,tabingbuyuanyixiangxinchongyanghuishineizhongren,fanerwankuzidiwangshaolongzhengribuxuewushu,suiranyizhiduitahenhao,danquerangtabingwuhaogan。

“kuaikanya,neibushifushaowangshaolongma?tingshuotayizhizaizhuiqiuxiaohualingxuanyo,zheixiayouhaoxikanle!”

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tingdaochongyangzheimeshuo,lingxuanmuguangyiliang,xinxiang,“guorancaidebucuo,chongyangbuhuishineizhongren。”