第2章 你咋就不信呢(2230字)

yankanzhezijidedagebeirenyijiaochuaifei,yiqunshehuiqingniandunshidanu。

"cao,zheixiaozigaotouxi!"

"gandawomenhuangmaoge,xiongdimenganta!"

jirensashoufangkaileliumengyao,yigunaodichongleshanglai。

danlingfengquezuijiaoyitiao,sihaobujiangtamenfangzaiyanli。

xiangzheizhongdipiliumangjiusuanzailihai,chongqiliangyejiuhuixiesanjiaomaogongfu,genbenburuzijideyan。

jihushiyigezhaomian,lingfengjiuyijingyijizhongtuisaochu!

砰!

chongzaizuiqianmiandeqingnianjiuxiangshibeiguoludekachezhuangleyixia,zhenggerenshunjianhengfeilechuqu!

"**!"

qitarenjianciyimuhedeyanzhuzichadiandiaozaidishang。

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砰!

砰砰!

砰砰砰——

yirenyijiao,juebuduoti。

yuanbenhaixiaozhangqiyangaozhangdejirenzhijietangdaoyidi,wuzheduanzhedegebotongkuaihao。

"xiaozi,niganzaizheidawomen,nitemewanle!"

啪!

lingfengyibazhangjiangfanghenhuaderenchoudaozaidi,mianmubiaoqingdishuodao。

"废话真多。"

liumengyaohaoburongyicaicongdishangpaqilai,zhenghaokanjianzheiyimu。

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"wodetian,yigedashige!"

"niyetailihaileba!"

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"dashunizenmeliande,rangwomomo——"

shuozhe,tajingranjiuneimemingmuzhangdandishenchushou,moxianglingfengjianshuodexiongkou。

"……"lingfengmeitouyizhou,ganmangchekaishen。

这丫头什么鬼哦!

kongyouyifuguaiqiaokerendelinjiameimeimoyang,zahuizheimeyeni?

jianlingfengjingranbujitamo,liumengyaoqidezhijuezui,shifenbumandishuodao。

"不给摸拉倒!"

"nijiranshiwobaqinglaidebaobiao,weishenmekandaowobeiqifuhaixiushoupangguan?"

jingranbujimo,neijiubieguaitaqiuhousuanzhangle。

danshi,lingfengqueyibenzhengjingditaiqishou,huangdangleyixianeikuaichongmanniandaigandepobiao。

"doushuole,dangshihaichaliangfenzhong,hetongbingmeiyoushengxiao。"

"你——"

liumengyaoqideyaoyaqiechi,henbudedangchangjiugenzheigechoujiahuopinle。

danjiuzaizheishi,yidaojieaobuxundishengyincongerloukazuoneibianchuanlexialai。

"nagebuzhangyande,ganzailaozidedipannaoshi?"

xiayimiao,yiweidafubianbiandesundahaidaizhedapidashoufengyongerzhi。

kandaotatoudingyipiandizhonghai,bozishangdaizhetiaoxiaomuzhicuxidedajinlianzi,liangshoudoushijinbanzhi,liumengyaobujinchixiaochushenglai。

"puci,nalaidebaofahu——"

"嗯?"

sundahailianshangdehengrouyidou,zhijiebatazuilidehuahelehuiqu。

"海哥,海哥!"

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"haige,nikeyaoweigejigezuozhuwa!"

"shita,jiushizheixiaozinaoshi,haidaren!"

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tingdaojigexiaodibiantilinshangkutianmoleidijiaoyuan,sundahailianseshashiyinchenlexialai。

"xiaozi,hunnagedaoshangde?"

jiranshilianjiazi,neijiukendingshitongdaozhongrencaidui。

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"dashu,biefangguotamen!"

"kanshenmekan,youbenshinimenguolaiya!"

sundahaidunshijiuyouxiehuoda,nalaideyatoupianzisaye?

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zheimeqingchunkerendemeimeijingranrucipola,youdianyisi!

"haige,jiushizheiyatou,duoshuiling!"huangmaoqingniandishengzaitaerbianshuodao。

sundahaidianlediantou,muguangrengrantingliuzailiumengyaoqingchunmanmiaodeshentishang。

"噫,真恶心!"

liumengyaolianmangyouduolehuiqu,yifudaxiaojiedekouwenminglingdao。

"dashu,batamenanzaidishangmoca!"

"……"lingfengyilianwuyu。

zheiyatoudaodiduitayouduozixinya,duifangersanshiren,yaobushizijizaoyishenjingbaizhanduonian,gujizheihuihedouhepaole。

kandaoerrenzaineididiguguchichibugandongshou,sundahaiheheyixiao。

"xiaozi,ruguowocaidebucuodehua,nimenshijiangnandaxuedexueshengba?"

"shiyouzenmeyang!"liumengyaoduozailingfengdeshenhou,hujiahuweidijiaodao。

"……"lingfengmantouheixiandipieletayiyan。

baituojiemen,nengbunengbuyaoyishanglaijiuzibaohukoua!

danliumengyaoqueshiyilianwusuoweijudichongzhesundahairangrangdao。

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cihuayichu,buzhisundahaixiaole,jiuliantashenhoudeneiqundashouyedouhongtangdaxiaoqilai。

"haha,zheixiaoyatoupianzishuoshenme?"

"tashuotayaobaoguan?woerduomeitingcuoba?"

"aiyo,haopapae,ganjinrangdushubanlairenbawomenzhuaqilaiba!"

"哈哈哈——"

tamenzaishehuishangmopagundazheimexienian,shenmelipudemeijianshiguo?

danshizheizhongtianzhendaokeaidehaishitouyicijian!

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"打我们?"

"就凭这小子?"

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"biedoulehaome,buhuizhenyiweinengdadaojigeren,jiujuedezijihenniubileba?"

yiqundashougengshixiaodeqianyanghouhe,renbuzhuchaofengdao。

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"海哥上面有人!"

liumengyaobeitamenqidefenquanjinwo,yonglidiqiaoleyixialingfengdehoubei。

"dashu,zheinidounengren?"

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"呵——"

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ququtiaoliangxiaochoueryi,pifuyepeihandongdashu?

"nimenhaiyousanshimiaodeshijianhouhui。"tazhilezhishoubiaoshuodao。

三十秒?

nanbuchengzheixiaozizhenbaoguanle?

yiqunrenxinzhongyitu,jinzhangxixidekanxiangmenkou。

raner,zhidaolingfengshudao'1’deshihou,menwaihaishiyipiananjing。

"……"

xianchangchenmolezuzuhaojimiao,suoyourendebiaoqingcongjinzhanghoudesonglekouqi,turanjingcaileqilai。

"ahahaha,zheixiaozizaineishentaoshani?"

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"woqu,wotemeyanleidouxiaochulaile!"

"hahahahaha,xiaosiwole——"

jiuzaizheishi,lingfengdezuijiaoweiweishangqiao。

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"buxudong,juqishoulai!"

"shuangshoubaotou,dunxia!"