大屌存放处。
jinlingdaxue，yuanyanghubian。
hushuiqingchejiandi，boguanglinlin，lvyinfanmao，yizuoshiqiao，hetingtaixianghuyingchen，fangfozhishenyushihuazhizhong。
zheilishimeigejinlingdaxuexueshengbilaizhidi，youqilianaizhongdedaxuesheng，zheiligengshishengdi。
yinweimeiciyewan，nizhixuyaozaizheilidahouyisheng，jiukeyijingqijiduizhengzaixianghusushuoqingchang，zhigenzhidideyeyuanyang。
ruguoniyunqihao，hainengkanjian，banbianrushiwuyueliangxuebaidefengtun。
ercishi，hubianzhangfangxingshidengzishang，yiweizheyiduienaideqinglv。
nandegaodashuaiqi，jianmeiyingmu，nvdexiaojiabiyu，zhangxiangxiuqi，naishitianzaodishedeyidui。
nanhaideshouzhengmeirunvhaiyifunei，jidongdeqingchun，bulangfeiyisishijian。
“yesu，shuozhende，wohaohaipanishenbianchuxianyige，biwoyouxiu，haibiwoyouqiandenvhaizi，jiaruyouyitianzhendechuxianle，nihuijiandingdexuanzewoma？”zhangqiaolanturantaitou，lianshanghaidaizhehongyun，wendao。
“dangranhui，qiaolan，wohuiainiyishengyishi，yongbufenlide。”yesuhanqingmaimaidishuodao。
zhangqiaolanchenmoleyixia，danhenkuaizaiciwendao：“yesu，ruguoyouyitianwoshenbianchuxianleyige，biniyouxiu，haibiniyouqiandenanhaizi，jiaru，woshuojiaru，jiaruyouyitianzhendechuxianle，woxuanzebenxianglegenghaoderen，nihuizhufuwoma？”
yesuyechenmoleyixia，kanzhehuaizhongdenvhai，loudehenjin，“wohuide，woyizhixiwangnixingfu。”
呼~
“neiwojiufangxinle，yesu，womenfenshouba，woyudaolebinigengyouxiuderenle。”
zhangqiaolansongleyikouqi，turanzhengtuokaiyesudehuaibao，yilianpingjingdizhanqilai，ranhoufupingxiongqianzhezhoudeyifu，renzhendishuodao。
叶苏：“？？？”
不是假如吗？
怎么变成真的了？
made，zheixienvrenjianzhiedudeguofen，haijiaru，zhiyaodedaoxiangyaodedaan，jiarujiuhuibianchengzhenshi。
zheiyike，yesuhaoxiangtingjianlenaohaizhongyouyidaotishiyin：di！xianjingkafadong！
ranhoujiukanjian，zhangqiaolanhaobuliuliandezhuanshenliqu，yidiandoumeiyouliulian。
“艹！”
yesumanqiangnuhuo，wuchufaxie，henhenditixiangshidengzi，yinweiguodushengqiheyongli，dongzuobianxing，jingrantilegekong，hualayisheng，touchaozheheshuizhongjianshuairuheli。
“jiu...ming，wo...wobuhuiyou...”
ranhouhenkuaijiuchuxianyilianchuanqipao，zuihouxiaoshibujian。
erturanjian，shuizhongturanchuxianyigexuanwo。
水下。
yesudeshenquyijingyidongbudong，kejiuzaitadeshenxia，turanchuxianyigeqiheideheidong，congdongzhongpiaochuyijuxianxuelinlindeshenqu。
liangdaoshenquzhangxiangjihuyizhi。
erzheigeshijiedeyesushenquhuanhuanbiandetouming，fugaizaineijuxianxuelinlindeshenqushang，lianggeshenqujinxingzhongdie，suijijiurutongshijiandaoliuyiban。
neixiexianxuehebeixianxuejinrandeyifu，jingranmanmanzhongxinliuruzheijushenqudangzhong，zhidaohuifuzhengchang。
足足十分钟。
哗啦~
yidaoshenxingturanconghelichuxian，pudaoanbian，dakoudituzheshui，biqiangzhongyezaifengkuangliushui，ranhoudakoudichuanzheqi。
“cao！wozenmediaoheliqule？haihaolaozicongxiaojiushizaihelipaodaodade。”
yesutaitou，dunshishayan，zhouweideyiqiedouxiandewubimosheng，“zheitameshinali？”
xiayimiao，naohaizhongjiuhaoxiangfashengleyuzhoudabaozhayiban，rangtazhenggerenshunjianxianruhunmi，tongshiyigeshuxieryoumoshengderenshengrutongyichangdianyingyibanzaiyanqiankuaisufangguo。
yigeduoxiaoshihou，yesuzhongyuyouyouxinglai，tayezhongyuhuixiangqishangyibeizizuihoudejiyi，yuanlaitayijingsile，weilejiuyigexiaohai，chongchuqubeichezhuangfeile。
竟然穿越了！
chuanyuedaoleyigehezijitongmingtongxingderenshenshang，zuigouxuedeshi，haigangbeifenshou。
buguodaobushizisha，jiushiqibuguoshizudiaoxiaqule。
yesuxiangxianghaishidanteng，qianshenjingranyinweiyigelvcha，yansile，suiranshigeyiwai，danbuzhide。
buguohuangejiaoduxiangxiang，yeshihaoshi，ruguobushizheiyang，tayebuhuichuanyueguolai。
“hu~taxingle！buyongbaojingle！”
“yesu，jiusuanniweiwotiaohe，woyebuhuihenifuhede，woyijingzhaodaolewodezhenaile。”
yesumanmanzhengkaiyanjing，tingdaoshengyin，meitoudunshiyizhou：“ng？zenmetingzhexiangneigeshabinvrendeshengyin？shenmetiaohe？laozizhishishizudiaoxiaqule！”
guoran，suizheyesuxinglai，yibazuoleqilai，tafaxianzijibeisheiladaolezhangshidengzishang。
erzhouweiyijingweimanleren，erneigezhangqiaolanzhengzaiqizhong，tadeshouzhengwanzheyigenande，zhangxiangjiqiputong，fangzairenqunzhongsihaobuqiyandeneizhong，longtaobdejiaose，danshenqingjuao，zuiguanjiandeshi，zheijiahuoshenshangyishenmingpaiyifujiazhihaojiwan，shouwanshangyikuanbaidafeilideshoubiao，jiazhiwushiwanyishang。
suoyishuo，nvrenjiuxihuanheqiongrentanqian，hefurentanganqing。
“qiaolanxianzaishiwodenvpengyou，woxiwangniyihoubielaidaraowomen！”
nanziyibalouguozhangqiaolan，zoudaoyesumianqian，jugaolinxiadishuodao，yanzhongshanshuozheshuobuqingdedeyizhise，tajiuxihuanbaigouyilianfengkuangdemoyang。
erzhangqiaolanmingmingbeiledenanshou，danquezhuangzuoguaiqiaobanaodaicouguoqu，yiliantianmixingfudemoyang。
艹！
搁他面前装逼呢。
“ding！chaojiwudifanzhuanxitongkaishijihuo，jihuochenggong！kaishibangdingsuzhuyesu，bangdingchenggong！”
erjiuzaizheishi，yesudenaohaizhongturanxiangqiyidaohechengdianzishengyin。
yesushuangyandangchangyiliang，xitong！
好东西啊！
guoran，chuanyuezheshiyoujinshouzhide，zheibu，tapingfanderenshengjiangyaokaiqibuyiyangdelvtu。
“xitong，niyoushenmezuoyong？”yesuzaineixinlianlianxunwen。
“ding！huisuzhu，benxitongzhuyaoyongyushoujisuzhuzhizaofanzhuanshunjianzaizhouweichanshengdeqingxunengliang，zheishiyizhongjiqijuyouweilidenengyuan，naishixitongweichiyunzhuandehexinnengyuan，ersuzhukeliyongzheizhongnengliangzaixitongshangchengduihuandaorenhexiangyaodedongxi。”
jingguoxitongdejieshi，yesudagaimingbailexitongdezuoyong。
制造反转？
yesuzuijiaoshangtiaoqiyisihuaixiaodehudu，zheibushizhenghaoyouyicijihuima？
kandaoyesumeifanying，nanziganjuewuqu，zheijiushigesongbi，lianjitazhaodianlequdejihuidoumeiyou，dunshiganjuesuoranwuwei。
haishiqukaifangba，zheigezhangqiaolansaodeyibi，tayaohaohaodeneiwailejieyifan。
zhangqiaolanzeshiyilianbiyizhise，yuanbentajiushituyesuzhangdeshuaiqieryi，danhoulaitafaxian，shuaiqiyemeiyong，meiqianshizhenmeiqian。
taxiangyaomaibaobao，maihuazhuangpin，yesugenbenyangbuqita。
ranhouzaikankanxianzaizheimesong，rangtagengjiayane。
“喂！”
turanshenhouchuanlaiyesudeshengyin，liangrenchayidihuitou。
“buguannishishei，nishenmeshenfen！jiwotinghaole！niyaobaohuhaoqiaolan，taweibuhao，zaoshangxuyaoheyibeiredoujiang，tachihuoguodeshihou，xihuanhebaishikele，tatianshengshoujiaobingliang，wanshangxuyaoyongxiongkouwuyixia...”
zhitingyesuyilianwenroudishuodao。
zhouweisuoyourenyuanbenhaiyiweihuiyouchongtu，buguosuizhetingzhejiexialaidehua，yerenbuzhugandongqilai。
“wa~zhenshiyigeshuaiqidehaonanren！”
“zheiyikanjiushizhenaia，kexibaijilexianshi！”
“pengyou，bietianle，zheizhongnvrenbuzhidede。”
yigenanrenjingranjidezijidezheimeduoxiaoxijieheaihao，rangzhangqiaolanduoshaoyouxiechudong，buguotabuhuihuitoude，likezhunbeizuzhi，tapaxinnanyouhuiwuhui。
danxiayimiao，zhenggerenruzaoleiji，yanshenjingkongdaolejizhi，zhengzhanglianzhanghongdaolejizhi。
“duile，takouchibutaihao，rongyikedao！haiyoutazaichuangshangzuixihuancewowei，tashuozheiyangzuishufu！duile，taxuedezhishiwodoubangnishiguole，doutingyibande，zhunijiepanshunli！”zhitingyesuhuafengyizhuan，congzuinuanshunjianlachedaolingyigejixian，shuowanzhihougengshisihaobutuonidaishuidizhuanshenliqu，jiurutongyuanbendezhangqiaolanliqudemoyang。
“ding！chaojifanzhuanchangjingzhizaochenggong，qingxuzhi+99！”
“ding！qingxuzhi+66！”
“ding！qingxuzhi+10！”
“ding！qingxuzhi+8！”
“ding！qingxuzhi+7！”
“...”