第1章 哪里来的疯女人?

di1zhangnalilaidefengnvren?

tangqianyuconglaimeiyouxiangguo,guimiqiangnanpengyouzheizhonggouxueyouwubiexindexima,huifashengzaizijishenshang。

surongyulinnuofanchanzaiyiqi,surongdezhijiazailinnuofandebeishanghuachuyidaodaoxuehen,linnuofanfachuchenzhongdedihou,yidilingluandeyifu,chongmanmilandekongqi……duomewuhuidehuamian!

zhuangpozhishi,tazhanzaimenkou,meiyouzhiwen,quehaishikongzhibuzhuziji,zhandoulexin,zhandouleshou,zhandouleleiguang。

tafengkuangdipaodiao,zailoutikoupaodiaoleyizhigaogenxie,podiaodetaijiechu,yanshenchulaideyigenxigangjingepoletadejiao,tajiaotong,xingengtong,congweiyouguodelangbei!

tanulijiangzijiweizhuanghao,tayiranshineigejianrenbubadetangqianyu。tacaimeiyouyinweishilianershangxin,tacaibuhuiweizhananjiannvhejiushanghaizijideshenti。

suronghoulaijitadaledianhua,tajiele,tazuanjinquantoulenglengdiduisurongshuo:“wobuyaodedongxi,nixihuan,gaosuwoyisheng,womenzheimeshendejiaoqing,wohainengbuji?danshi,buwenziqu,jiushitou,zheiyangzhendehenmeiyougediao!surong,wokanbuqini!”

surongzaidianhualixianggeshenglizheyiban,deyidixiao:“wobuxuyaonikandeqiwo,wozhixuyaoshijidedongxi,linnuofannengjiwoyiqie!bieshu,haoche,cunkuan,shechipin……”

taguaduanledianhua,buyuanzaitingdaosurongdeshengyin,gengbuyuanyitingdaosurongneiyaowuyangweideyuqi。

shitaxia,yuanbudebieren!

taduanqikafeibei,caifaxianbeiziliyijingkongle。tayangshouqingfuwuyuanxubei。

zaifuwuyuanxubeideshihou,shoujizhenlezhen,tataochulaiyikan,daizhetiaoxinyiweideduanxin,shisurongfaguolaide:xiaoyu,duibuqi,wohenuofanshizhenxinxiangaide!womendouxiwangdedaonidezhenchengzhufu!nongliqiyuechuqi,qingcanjiawomendehunli,zaidielianzhutijiudian,qingyidinglai!

haha,zhenxinxiangai!zhenchengzhufu!qingyidinglai!nongliqiyuechuqi,qixijie!dielianzhutijiudian,dielianhua,hahaha……

yaolianma?haiyaolianma?haha!

tangqianyuxiaole,xiaozhexiaozhe,jiukule。xinlizenmeneimebiedehuangni?

mingminggaosuziji,neishiyiduigounannv,buzhideshangxin,keweishenmehaishikongzhibuzhuziji,neimenanguoni?xinzangchujiugenbeiyizhishouhenhendijiuzhuyiban,huxidoushitongde。

taduanqikafei,youyaoyikoumenxiaqu。

gezheshafakaobeidehoumian,turanchuanlaiyidaolvexianjianruidenvsheng:“niganggangyidingshidouwodeduibudui?nishuonimeifangmeichemeicunkuan?”

wenyan,tangqianyumengdixiangdaosurong,neigenvren,goushanglinnuofan,zhengshiweilezheixiedongxi,fang,che,cunkuan,haha……

tashuqierduo,zhanqishen。

nansheng,yejiutingdezhenqiele。

nanshenghaopiqidishuo:“womeiyoudouni!nishuodeneixie,womanzubule!woyebushimeichemeifangmeicunkuan。woyouyiliangqiruiqqche,youyitaoweiyunanjiaodezijianfang,haiyousiwanduodecunkuan。”

nvshengchaoxiaoqilai:“haha,nihaimeiyoudouwo?kandaolema?zheitaibijibendiannao,yiwanba,zheitaishouji,baqianba,zheitiaoshoulian,sanwanwu,zheigebaobaoqiwaner,zheitiaoxianglian,wuwanliu,zheitiaosijin,sanqianwu,zheigefaka,yiqianer……nigaosuwo,nisiwanduodecunkuan,nengzuoshenme?maibangebaobaoma?jiunizheiyangde,haichulaixiangqin?jieshaorenbushishuonishikaigongsidema?”

tangqianyubuzhidaoshenmeshihouyijingduanzhekafeibeiraoguoleshafa,takanzheneigedabanshishangdenvren,yuqixiaozhangshenqingbiyididuizheyigenanren。

tafangfokandaolesurongneibaijindechoulouzuilian,tawojinkafeibei,yayizhemanqiangnuhuo。

nanrenshuodao:“dui,woshikaigongside。”

“haha,nidegongsishijintianzhucedema?”nvrenjixuchaofeng。

nanrenyiranpiqihenhaodeyangzi:“gongsizhuceyousantianle!”

“duoshaozhucezijin?”nvrenyouwen。

“三万!”男人答。

“haha!”nvrendaxiaoqilai,“jiusanwanzhucedegongsi,nihaiganzheimeyingqi,neinisuansuan,woganggangjinikandezheixiedongxi,nengzhuceduoshaogongsi?sanwanzhucedepogongsi,ganchulaigenbenguniangxiangqin,zhenshikeyia!goubizilichacong,jiuganzhuangxiang,xuyitougoumao,jiuganzichengshizi,hahaha,zhenshixiaosiwole……”

turan,taxiaobuchulaile,yinwei,tangqianyuzuizhongmeirenzhu,yibeikafei,poletayilian,shidetaeqianyilvtoufa,dalazailianshang,xingxiangjinhui。

tazhenjingdikanxiangtangqianyuzheigeshizuoyongzhe,paoxiaoqilai:“nishinalilaidefengnvren?”

tacaoqizhuoshangdekafeibei,zhijiechaozhetangqianyuzaqu。

tangqianyuhailaibujishanduo,bianyouyidaoheiseshenyingjiangtalongzhao,yibajiangtalazhihuaili,jiangtaxuanlegeshen,zaiyijiaochuaixiangganggangneigebaijinnv。

baijinnvzhijiebeichuaifanzaidi,yilianzhenjing。

gangcaiyubaijinnvxiangqindenanrenlijiqishen,gongjingdihandao:“boss!”

tangqianyutaitoukanxiangyongtaruhuaidenanren,yizhangshuaiqibirendelian,yingruyanlian。

nanrenhechibaijinnv:“gun!”

baijinnvkanzhenanrenzhoushentouchulaidebinglengqichang,hedeshentisesuo,quehaishigengzhebozihandao:“pingshenmea?kafeitingshinikaidea?”

nanrenxilidiyanshenyisao,baijinnvhededaqidoubuganzaichu。

nanrenzaitaiqitui,baijinnvhedeganjinpaqilai,mengdiwangkafeitingwaichongqu。

“ze,danvren!”tangqianyupiezui。

nanrenbinglengdemouzikanxiangtangqianyu,xizirujin:“pohuailexiangqin,niyuwolingzheng!”

tangqianyuheleyitiao,zhijue,zheigenanrenbutaihaore。talijixiangpao!

xiayike,shouwanbeinanrensisidizhuaizhu。

tangqianyubeinanrenzhuaichukafeiting,zhuaixiangtingchechang,tayonglidibanzhekouzaitashouwanshangtieqianyibandeshou,handao:“fangshou,nifangshou!”

“tongyilingzhengle?”nanrendunzhubuzi,binglengxilideyanshenkanxiangtangqianyu。

tangqianyuwugudiwangzhenanren,keliandao:“wozhendehenbaoqian,wobushiyouyipohuaixiangqinde,danshi,niyebunengdeliburaorenduibudui?womengenbenbulejie,yaozenmelingzheng?”

“bulejie?”nanrenshensuideshuangmoumilemi,daofudiaokeyibandemianpangshang,touzheweixiandeqixi。

“duia!woliannixingshenmejiaoshenme,duodanianji,shenmezhiye,aihaoshenme,yiwusuozhi。”tangqianyuyingshangnanrendemuguang,yonggandishuodao。

mianduizheigenanren,tamomingdijuedexinxu、haipa。

“yanmofeng,27sui,touzigongsiceo,aihaozhuanqian!”nanrenyuqiyijiubingleng,budaiyisiwendu。