第3章 装模作样很有意思

zheiyiyesumoshuidebingbuhao,yixiangdaozuotiandeqiushi,bianyouzhongnatouzhuangqiangdechongdong。

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neigelongzehuanyeshimomingqimiao,jiranbushitadexiangqinduixiang,weishenmehaiyaobiaoxiandeneimexiang?

ruguobushitawudaoleziji,zenmekenenggentashuoneimejiu?

zuozaijingziqianjiangzhuangronghuadehouzhongyixie,jintianxinrenzongcaijiangyaolaigongsikaocha,tabunengdingzheheiyanquanzalezijidefanwan。

dengyiqieshoushituodanghou,shoujizhendongqilai,naqishoujikandaoshangmiandemingzi,shensebiandebuzizai。

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苏冉回来了?

tabushizaimeiguodushuma?zheimekuaijiuhuilaile?

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“shenmemeishijian,nijigongsiqingjiabujiuxinglema?,”tadehuidameiyoulingfangwanrumanyi,yuqiyebiandebunaifan。

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shixianggangbeishougou,jiuyaocaiyuan,nahaiyouzuikaishiderongyaohexingfen。

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nanrenzoulechulai,yimijiudeshengao,shenxianxiuzhang,chunshougongdazaodeheisexizhuangjiangtachendegengweigaobalengku。duanfaxiayizhanglianyingjunderangrenpingzhuhuxi,yingzisashuangdejianmei,shenkedeshuangyanpi,shensuideyanmou,wuguanyelitishenke。

“haoshuai!”zaichangmeigerendexinlirenbuzhugantanyisheng,shuaiderangrenbuganzhishi。

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tajingranshilongtengjituandezongcai!

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shensuideheimousihuzaidatanshenme,ruowuqishidesaoleyiquan,zuizhongzhunquewuwudeluozaisumolianshang。

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jingguocengcengrenqun,simuxiangdui,zaisumobingweifanyingguolaizhiji,bianyiyundanfengqingdeyikaileshixian。

fangfo,gangcaibeitazhushidaodeganjuezhishiyizhongjiaxiang。

sumoxinlidigu,zenmezheimedaomei,zuowanxiangcuoqinderenjingranshixinshangrendezongcai!

zuowannaodeneimebuyukuai,zheirenrenpinyoucha,yinggaihuizhijiejiangzijikaichudiaoba?

longzehuanmouguangdunshilenglie,shuangmouyingsunbanfengli,lengmodeshengyintouzhebingyiyangdehanleng。

“longtengjituanbuxuyaofeiwu!”

zhixiaoyijuhua,meigerenxinzangjinsuo,youbugan、youfennu、youqiangliedebuqufu!

yisihenmingxian,zhiyoufeiwucaihuibeizuizhongtaotai,zuizhonglikailongtengjituan!

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longtengjituan,quanqiuzuiyouqiandeguizu,qixiajituansheliefanweiyouguang,zuiweichumingdebianshitayongyoutianxiazuiduodeyoutiankaicaiquan,congzhongdongdaorujindehaiyu,zongnengkandaotadeshenying。

longzehuan,tianzijiaozi,shangdidechonger,shengxialaibianyongyouwangzibanzunguideshenfen。ketaduiyuwaijielaishuoqueyizhididiaoshenmi,zaitaershiwusuizhiqian,wurenzhixiaotazhangshenmemoyang。

sannianqiankaishi,tajianjiandichuxianzaizhongrenmianqian,shouduanxili,lengkuwuqing。

zaiyinianqian,caimanmandijiangzhongxinzhuanyiguonei,rujinzhijiexiashoushougouweiyuan,sheliezuiweizhuanqiandefangdichanxingye。

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龙腾集团……

sumomeitouweining,zongjuedezheigemingziyouxieshuxi……

“sumo。”yidaolengjingchenzhedeshengyindapolechenmo,zhongrendeshixianqiqifangzaitadeshenshang。

sumocuoetaitou,shixianzaikongzhongyuneishuangyoushendeheimouxiangyu,yigudianliuzaisizhibaihaijidang。

“shenmeshi?”youruxiaotuziluchufangbeidezitai,yuqilvexianjicu。

zhongrenwubichayidekanzheta,chijingtajingrangenlongzehuanrenshi。

“woduizheigongsibutaishuxi,nilaiweiwojieshao。”longzehuanburongfanbodefenfu,kantayiyan,zhuanshenbianzou。

“喂……”

longzehuanmeiyoutingxia,xiaoshizaimenkou。

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“wogenbenburenshi……”sumoshitujieshi。

“sumo,zongcaiqinziyaoqingni,yaoshidezuita,houguohenyanzhong。”maguohuitixing。

sumochenmo,ganshoudaosizhourentanjiudeshixian,duilongzehuanhendeyayangyang。

“woqu!”sumobuyuanjiuliu,yaozheyalikailehuiyishi。

zouchuhuiyishifaxiantazhengheyiweizhulizhanzaichuanghubianshuozheshenme,zhulishouzhongnazheyidiewenjian。

sumozhenglileyifantaidu,zoushangqianluchugongshihuadexiaorong:“zongcai,buzhidaoyoushenmedifangnengbangdaoni?”

longzehuanchaozhezhulihuilehuishou,zhuligongjingdituiqu。

wangzhetayaoyaqiechidexiaorong,longzehuanzuijiaoluchuwanweibandexiaoyi,yanshenliquetouzhelengyi:“suxiaojie,neiyibazhanghenjili。”

“shenmeyibazhang?”sumozhalezhayanjing,guzuobuzhidaodewen:“wozhijidezuowandaleyigesaoraowodeliumang,zongcainiyezhidaoma?”