第5章 你老公叫什么名字

youyulongzehuandexingxiangtaiguoshenrurenxin,xianqiancaiyuandeaichoufanerxiaoshibujian,querdaizhideshiyipianhuachi。

jinrubangongquyu,jiutingdaoxiaoxiaoyiliantaohuafanlandebiaoqing,“longzongzhangdezhenshitaishuaile,zenmeyouneimeshuaidenanren,jianzhishuaiderenshengongfena。”

“tabujinjinshi‘shuai’zheigezinenggouquanshidehaoma?nikanneixiemingxingyegoushuaiba?sheiyoulongzongneiyangdeqichang?”

“jiushijiushi,congjiandaolongzongzhihou,faxianneixiemingxingyebuguoshiyifuchoupinangeryi,haha……”

sumoduitamendehuachizhiyibi,zhangdeshuaijiunengdangfanchima?

“sumo,nihezongcaishishenmeguanxia?”qihuabudexiaoxiaomeixinmeifeidewen。

qitarenfenfenshuqierduo,chaozhetakanlai,weiyouzhaotingtingluchuqingmiediyanshen。

sumozaoyouxinlizhunbei,shanshandexiao:“zuowanquxiangqin,zoucuodifangwudawuzhuangrenshide。”

“zhendema?zainagecanting,jiaoshenmemingzi?”

“shiashia,sumo,kuaigaosuwojiaoshenmemingzi,wojinwanyequshouzhe。”

“yaoshinenghezongcairenshi,neiyeshiyizhongyuanfena。”

sumokanzhetamenhuachizhuangmoyang,naqishoujichenjiliulechuqu。

ganggangduojinchashuijian,shoujizhendongqilai,kandaoshangmiandemingzi,hunshenyizheng。

youyulehaobanxiang,tacaiguzuyongqianxiatonghuajian,lianshouxindoushiguntangde。

duifangsihumeixiangdaotazuizhonghuijietongdianhua,lengleyimiaohoucaihuyidekaikou,shengyinwenrunqingche:“momo?”

tadeshengyinwenrunqinglie,yourushamozhizhongdeyilvqingquan,qinrenxinfei。

sumojuedezijihaosizaizuomeng,wojindianhua,jiangzheshentiyidongbudong,xinliquejidongdibuzhiruheyanyu。

“momo,nizaitingma?”suhengyuandeshengyinhaishineimewenrou,yenaixindaolejizhi。

“zaitingzaiting!”sumomangbudiediantou,shuangmoubiandewenrouzhiji,yayizhuneixindejidong,yuqilvexianjidong,“ge,nishenmeshihouhuilaide?”

“zuotianwanshanghuilaide,youyushijiantaiwan,padaraoni。”suhengyuandidihanxiaodao,xiaoyitongguodianhuachuanrutaermo。

“zenmekenengdarao,nixiangshenmeshihoudadianhuadouxing!”sumoyizhishoubawanzhemakebei,yibianwen:“zheicihuilaizhunbeidaiduojiu?”

“zenme?caihuilaijiuzhunbeirangwozoule?”

“dangranbushi!”foudingdetaikuai,xieluxindideqingxu,aonaodezhualezhuabozi。

“momo,wobuhuizailikai。”suhengyuansishitanxi,tixingdao:“biewanglexiabanhuilai,womendengzheni。”

zhidaodianhuaguaduan,pingmuqihei,sumohaimeiyouconggangcaideduihuazhonghuishen。

tadakaishouji,kandaoshangmiandetonghuajilu,caishenkedeyisidao,zheiyiqiedoushizhende!

lianleliansixu,xiabanshijianyidao,keyishoushidongxilikaigongsile。

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“rangkai!”sumochenshengshuodao。

zhaotingtingzaikandaolongzehuandeshihou,jiuheleyitiao,nachushoujizixikanlejiyan,zhongyuqueding。

zuoyegensumoyiqizuozaicheneidenanrenjiushita!

“beirenbaoyangdeziweiruhe?”zhaotingtingqingmiedexiaozhe,“chuang,shanggongfutinglihaidema,lianlongzehuandouyuanyibaoyangni。”

“zenmechashuijianyigusuanchouweia。”sumoxilexibizi,zuizhongquerenmubiao,pailepaizhaotingtingdejianbang,“xianbushuowomeiyoubeisheibaoyang,wokannidaoshihenxiangbeisheibaoyanga。”

“nibiehushuo,niyiweiwohuixiangnineime**ma?”

sumochuimoukanleyiyan,zezeyaotou:“zhenshikexi,jidedoubianxingleyezhiyoub,yebuzhidaolimianshibushizhende。”

“ni……”zhaotingtingyaozheya,fennudedengzheta。

sumozailongzehuanneilishouleyiduzideqi,kandaozhaotingtingbiequdelian,zongsuanzhaohuiyikouqi。

wusuoweidehuilehuishou,“yuqizaizheiligenwozhengdou,buruhuiquhaohaoduanlianchuang,shanggongfu,nibushihenzaiyizheigema?”

youxierentianshengbianhuweidiren,tabuhuitianzhendeyiweinenggouqingyijiechuwuhui。

rutongdangchudesuranyiban。

waimiantiansehubian,xianqianhaishilieridangkong,cikeyiranshiwuyunmibu。

dengsumozouchugongsidechanei,piaopodayuqingpenerxia。

shenbianderenluluxuxulikai,yourenmuguangtanjiudekantayiyan,xiangxunwenqueyourenzhule。

haoshibuchumenhuaishichuanqianli,jintiandeshihenduorenduitahelongzehuanzhijiandeguanxichanshengzhiyi。

sumojianshijianyijingbuzao,chenzheyushuibianxiaodeneihuier,tizhebaopaoxiangbuyuanchudegongjiaozhan。

gongsimenkoubingmeiyouzhidasujiadeche,yemeiyouyilianggongjiaochehuidaodaxishanbieshuqu。

neilidoushigaodangzhuzhaiqu,yaomesijiache,yaomechuzuche。

toufayinweiyushuiqinshiyouxiesanluan,zhanzaikongluoluodegongjiaozhantaiqian,sumoshentouzhangwang。

xiayutiandecheyouduonandataxinlibisheidouqingchu,dandaolexianzai,tahaishibuxiangditourangrenlaijie。

yuwuzhizhong,yiliangheiseshenchendebinlihuranzaitamianqiantingxia,chechuanghuanhuanyaoxia。

又是他!

taxianzaizuibuxiangjiandaoderen,jiushilongzehuan!

“shangche!”longzehuanburongzhihuideyudiao,yanmoushensuidedaliangzhetalangbeideyangzi,zuijiaoweiyang。

“bu!”sumoxiangyemeixiangdejujue,angzhetouqingmiedikanzheta。

shuoshangchejiushangche,tayouneimesuibianma?

gangcaideqihaimeiyouxiaoni,takebuxiangzaicitouhuaisongbao,songyangruhukou。

“buyaorangwoshuodierci!”longzehuanlvedaijinggaodeyuqi,lianselvexiandichen。

“bulaofanlongzong,wodachejiuxingle。”sumoluchuyimojiaxiao,xiaodemanbujingxin。

longzehuanmuguangyoushen,yanzhongshanguoyidaoxieningdesecai。

sumomeiyoulaidegandaoyizhenshiguhanyi,mingmingshixiatianlaizhe。

nanrenmeiyoudongzuo,yemeiyoulikaideyisi。

nachuyizhiyandianran,bochunweiqi,tuchunongyudebaiyan,mimanletadeyanmou,lingtabiandemenglong,queyouweixian。

youruqianfuzaianchudeyeshou,suishihuijiangtabianchengliewu。

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youbushizhinengzaizheilidengche,huangedifang,buaizhenideyanxingba?

sizhouxiazhedayu,sumoyaoleyaoya,mengdichongrudaoluzhizhong。

gangzouliangbu,yiliangchejisutingzaitademianqian,jianqideshuipuletayishen,dunshichengweiyizhiluotangji。

sumokanxiangshizuoyongzhe,qideyijiaotizaitadecheshang,fenfendemadao:“nishenjingbinga?”