第5章
dazhanglaoyaoleyaotou：“qieman，zhengmianchushouwomenkendingmeiyoujihui，burudengdaishiji，yijizhiming！”
shuoba，dazhanglaoweiweiyixiao，zoushangqianqu：“wodengxiangyaodazaoyibabaojian！”
“dazaoyibabaojian？”suqinxiaolexiao，“haolei，ninshaodeng！”
huayingangluo，zheiyihuitou，suqinkejiufannanle。
tafaxiandazaotieqidetiekuaierjingranyongwanle！
“erwei，shizaishibuhaoyisi，wozheiershutiedouyongwanle，ninerweiyaoshibuzheji，keyidengyideng，wojininxianshaoyikuaier！”suqinhuitoushuodao。
dazhanglaoganjinqishen：“buzheji，buzheji，womendengdengbianshi。”
kerenshuohuale，suqinyejiufangxiaxinlai，ganjinzhuanguoshenqu，kaishimanghuo。
suqinzaineilimangliu，danshiliangweizhanglaodexinconglaimeiyoufangsongguo。
tamenyizhixiangdengdaiyigeheshideshiji，keshimeicigangxiangyaodongshou，suqinjiuhuitaiqitoulaikantamenyiyan。
meiyicidouqiadaoshihou，qiadaohaochu！
这二人都快抓狂了。
“cizeibujinfaligaoshen，jiexinhaizheimezhong，shenmeshihoucainengdengdaojihuia！dage，shizaibuxingwomengentapinleba！”
erzhanglaoshizaishidengbujile。
“laoer，mohuang。zaijiaohuadehuliyeyoushizudeshihou，womenyidingyaoyounaixin。zheiyaoshiyichongdong，xingdongshibai，womenbujiubaisile？”
“lingxiaozongyejiuwanlea！”dazhanglaoquanzudao。
“ai！yeba，yeba！neijiuzaidengdeng！”
zaidengdaisuqindatiedeshihou，dazhanglaojiazhuangsuiyide，zhujiandecouleguoqugensuqindaqihualai。
“zheiweishifu，qingwennitingshuoguolingxiaozongme？”
suqinwenshengtaitou：“lingxiaozong？woxiangxiang，haoxiangshiyoudianeryinxianglaizhe。”
“cichubailizhiwaibujiuyouyigelingxiaozongme？”
dazhanglaomilemiyan：“meicuo，jiushineigelingxiaozong，shifukecengyouerwen？”
“tingguo，tingguo，qianduanshijiantamenzongmendehushandazhenbushirangrenjipoleme？”suqindadalieliedeshuodao。
yibianshuohua，suqinyibianwanyaowanghuolulitianmei。
dazhanglaozeshizaiyipanghendeyaoyaqiechi。
haizhuang？womenhushandazhenbujiushirangnijipileme？
erzhanglaogengshiqidebashouanzailelingjianzhishang，henbudelikebasuqinjipichengliangban！
zhengzheishi，suqinturanxiaoleqilai。
“aiyou，wokesuanshizhaodaonile！”
suqinyibianshuohua，yibianwanxiayaoqu。
liangweizhanglaowenshengditou，faxiansuqindunzaiyiduimeitanpangbian。
erneiduimeitandexingzhuangyulingxiaozongbeihongkaidediyifengzhangdejihuyimoyiyang。
dazhanglaoheerzhanglaoxianghuduishiyiyan，nandaoshenfenbaolule？
他是在挑衅我们？
看来不能等了！
跟他拼了！
yibianxiangzhe，dazhanglaoyebashoumanmandefangzaileyaohou，lirensuishichuqiao。
“ai，zheiwanyierwozhaolehaojitianle，meixiangdaojingranzaizheili！”
“dekuiwomochuleyikuaierxitieshi，yaoshimeiyouzheiwanyierxiyinhaizhenzhaobudao！”
suqinyibianshuozheyibianzhanqishenlai，bayigetiepianernazaishouli。
shitajidajuzuodemaopai，jiupadajudiulebeirenjianqu。
weilezuozheige，dangchufeilesuqinbushaojing。
meixiangdaojintianjingranjizhaodaole。
kandaosuqinqishen，dazhanglaoheerzhanglaoganjinzhanzhishenzi。
“erwei，nimenzheimejinzhangganshenme？”
“e，woxiangqilaile，haimeiliaowan。”
“nimenshuozheigelingxiaozongzheimedayigezongmen，hushandazhenzenmehuizheimeqingqingyibeirengongpo？shibushituyouxuminga！”
嘶~
gaisidezeizi！sidaolintoujingranhaigantiaoxinwomen！
dazhanglaoyadoukuaiyaosuile，yibalingjianhuanhuancongshenhouchouchu，zhengzhunbeidongshou。
turanyaopaiyishan，maochuyidaohongguang。
zheishilingxiaozongchuanxinzhiwu，yibangenjuqingkuangjinji，huifachubutongdeguangmang。
hongguangzeshishiwanhuojideyisi。
dazhanglaoyikan，buyoudezhouleyixiameitou。
zongzhuzenmezheigeshihoulaixinle？
nandaoyoushenmeshiqingbizhushaezeihaiyaojinjideshiqingme？
zaiyikanerzhanglaojimeinongyandezhuangtai，dazhanglaoyaoleyaotou，momodebalingjianshouleqilai，zouleguoqu。
“erzhanglao，nizenmehuishier，meikandaowomashangjiuyaodeshouleme？nigaibuhuipaleba？zaozhidaonizheimetanshengpasi，wojiubugaidainilai！”
erzhanglaoyaoleyaotou：“dazhanglao，nixiangcuole，zongzhushuocirenshiwomenlingxiaozongdeenren！”
“enren？”dazhanglaomengle，“shenmeyisi？”
“nizijikanba！”erzhanglaozhilezhidazhanglaodeyaopai。
dazhanglaolengleyixia，manmannaqiyaopaitiquxinxi，suihoulianseyuelaiyuechen，zhujianbiandezhenjinghexiukui。
“diyifengjingranhaiyouzheizhongfaqi？”
erzhanglaodianlediantou：“zhengshi！zongzhushuo，shifangcai，mengyiguxiongerrenfaxianzijidailaidebaojianyizhiyouyixieyiyang，houlaihaoxiangbeishenmedongxixiyinleyiban。”
“yushijiugenzhelingjiandezhishiqianwangdiyifeng，jieguofaxian，zaidiyifengxiajingranyouyizunbeipingbidefaqi。”
“zuizhuyaodeshineizunfaqizhongjingranyouyizhenfa，zongzhujiangqijihuo，faxiancizhenbiwomendehushandazhenqiangshangshubei！”
“houlaiyiwenzheicaizhidao，lingjianjingranshichuzizheiweigaorenzhishou！”
erzhanglaoguguaidekanzhesuqin。
“nishishuo......？”
“meicuo，zheiweigaorenhenkenengjiushizaibangwomena！”erzhanglaoshuodao。
turanjian，dazhanglaoxiangdaoleshenme，buyoudekanxiangleneigexingsidiyifengdemeidui。
nandaogaorenyizhizaizhidianwomen？
zheishiwomendaoxingtaidisuoyilinghuibudao？
xiangdaozheili，dazhanglaodexinqingbiandeyuelaiyuefuza。
xingkuizongzhudexinxilaidejishia，fouzewomenjiubaenrenjihaile！
xiangdaozheili，dazhanglaozhijiekuaibushangqian，yibazhuazhusuqindeshou。
neiyike，dazhanglaojiuxiangshichudianleyiban，zhijieguizailedishang，yanshenzhongjinshijingkongheganji。
“多谢仙人！”
suqinbeizheituruqilaideyimuzhengdeyilianmengbi。
“xianren？sheishixianren？zaina？yujianfeixingneiliangweime？neiyijingshihaojitianqiandeshierlea！”
苏秦嘟囔道。
“xianren，nibiezhuangle，womendouzhidaole！”
“zhidaoshenmele？wozenmele？”suqingengmengle。
“xianrena，qiuqiunijiujiuwomenlingxiaozongba！”dazhanglaozaicihandao。
lingxiaozong？nimen？zheidoushinaergennaera！
suqinganjuezijiyijinghutule。
ranershoudaolingxiaozongzongzhuxinxidezheiliangweinaguanzheixie，yigegesipilailiandewangshangtie。
“xianren，ninjiugenwomenhuiquba，nijiusuanshenmedoubuzuo，dangyigemingyuzhanglaoyeshikeyidea！”
“duia，duia，ninbiepianzaixiale，ninyidingshixianren！gangcaizaixiadoudanchupengdaoxianren，faxianxianrendetineijingranmeiyouyisilingqibodong。”
“meiyoulingqibodong，quenengdiaodongfazezhili，ninyidingshixianrena！”
suqinkanzhedazhanglao，xinzhongwanfenwunai。
wokebujiumeiyoulinglime？yinweiwolianyigexiushidousuanbushanga！
“xianren，nipikaiwomenhushandazhen，hongsuidiyifeng，qishijiushiweilegaosuwomen，shanxiayoufaqiduibudui？”
suqindandandekanzhedazhanglao，yijuhuayebuxiangshuole。
congyikaishitajiugaosudazhanglao，tazhendegenlingxiaozongmeiyoubanmaoqiandeguanxi，danshitapianpianbuxin！
这还有没有天理了？
“xianren，qishininzaojiufaxianwomendeshenfenleduibudui？danshiweilerangwomenguanchaninduanzaofaqidefangfa，suoyiyizhizaiyipangmomochuanshou！”
suqinzhongyurenbuzhule：“nimenlianggeshihouziqinglaidejiubingma？”
dazhanglaoheerzhanglaoweiweiyileng，suihoushuqiledamuzhi。
“haishuoningenwomenlingxiaozongmeiyouguanxi，zheinidoucaichulaile！”
“wocaichushenmele？”suqinyilianyumen。
“womenlaozongzhudeminghaojiushitongbeiyuan！nindoujiaodezheimeqinqie，yidingshigenwomenlaozongzhuyoushenmeyuanyuanba？”erzhanglaoxingfendeshuodao。
“ha？”suqinyangtianzhangxiao，“laotianye，weishenmea！ruguowoyouzui，nijiuyongleipisiwo，erbushiyongzheilianggezaolaotouzilaizhemowo！”
“dazhanglaozheishishenmeyisi？”erzhanglaoturanhuitou。
dazhanglaoyanlujingxi：“zheishixianrenzaigenshangtiantanpan，wotingshuoxianrenbunengguoduochashoufanrendeshiqing，suoyizaitanpan！”
“nishishuoxianrenzhunbeihewomenhuilingxiaozongle？”erzhanglaoyilianxinxi。
“woganjueshizheiyangde！”dazhanglaoshuodao。
“gun！”suqinhuiguotouqu，chongzhelianggerenmadao。
cishi，zailingxiaozongbuyuanchu，heifengshanshang，xuemojiao。
“jiaozhu，rujindahufabeirenjishang，zeirenshizhongmeiyouzhaodao，zheixiekedoushinidezeren！”
xuemojiaoerhufayilianheixiandezuozaitaixia，jinjindedingzhexuemojiaojiaozhu，monvxiaoyiner。
xiaoyinerweicujiaomei：“erhufa，cirennengshenbuzhiguibujuedejiangdahufajichengzhongshang，neishuomingfaliyijingyuanchaowomensuoyouren，zhaodaotabingfeiyichaoyixideshiqing。”
“wojuedehaishiyidahufadeshangqingweizhong，dengdahufashanghaozaishangliangyebuchi！”
“heng！jiushiyinweinimenfunverrenruanruo，suoyidahufacaihuishoushang，fouzewomenzaojiujiangfangyuanqianlidezongmenshouruhuixiale！”
erhufashuoba，yishuaiyixiulikaifangjian。
xuemojiaodedahufa，qianduanshijianweilekuishilingxiaozong，teyiqianwanglingxiaozongdelingyu。
kesheizhi，gangjinrulingxiaozongfanwei，lingxiaozongdeyizuoshanfengturanzhalie，yikuaierjushizhijiebengjianerchu。
dahufajianzhuang，pinjinquanlidiyu，raoshiruci，yijiubeijichengzhongshang，zhijinwochuangbuqi。
yinweizheishier，erhufameishaolaizhaomafan。
xiaoyinerkanzheerhufaliqudebeiyingbuyoudetanlekouqi。
dangchu，dahufaerhufaxiongdierrenlianshouhaisiletadefuqin，erhouxiechixiaoyinerhaolingquanjiao。
rujinzhenggexuemojiaozaitamenlianggerendegonglaozhixia，chengweilerenrenhandadexiejiao。
rubushiyinweixiuweibugou，falidiwei，xiaoyinerhenbudejiangzheerrenjiudizhansha，weifubaochou。
zhengzheishi，yigeheisedeshenyingqianlejinlai。
“jiaozhu，neigerenzhaodaole！”
xiaoyinerhuilehuishou，cirenshangqianeryujiju，suihouqiaoqiaoyinqu。