heilianlaoliyikouyigehuiqi，xundetaoqiandangxiajiuguabuzhumianzi。
lenghengyisheng，diuxiaju“bukeliyu”bianshuaizhexiuzimaizhekuaibuzoule，neizuotaixiangjidiuleyanmiandeyufushusheng。
zhishisheiyemeizhuyidao，taoqianyanzhongfuxianchufuzazhise，wunai、qingxinghefennu。
taxiangjiangzhishimendetoulushuhuianzang，ziranbushiyishichongdong，yebushiyinweideleneiweizhishidejiyihecanjue，zhishaozheibushizhuyin。
qudongtaoqianxiangneibanzuode，shisixiangshangderentong。
可惜，时机不对。
neilaoli“wuyijian”xieludexinxi，yijingshigekejiumingdetixingle。
“呵，钓鱼？”
“yaomeshidangchujudianbeibachushihaiyourentaole，xunxianxiandeneigouguanxiangshegexianjing，shouzhudaitu。
yaomeshigengdadeyexin，balexunxianjudian，youdianjishangqitadifangdezhishi，xianglaigeyinshechudong。”
“houzhedekenengxinggengda，buguobuguanshinayizhong，worujinzheishenfen，zanshidoubunengchumianle。”
“qiezaidengdeng，neizhaohunganshangzongguishiyaogengxinhuandaide，bidinghaiyoujihui，zhiduoyejiushipopocai。”
xinnianfanyong，taoqianzanshijiangbuganxiangfayaxia。
xiangqi“pocai”，taoqianyouhenkuaiyishidaozijixianzaishigeshidashideqiongbi。
huaizhongchuaizhequanbujiachan，yebuguoshijiukuaiduoyinyuan。
genjunaohaijiyi，xunxianmatoushangyiweijingzhuangxie、qinkuaixiedebanyungongren，yiyuegongziyeyouliuyuanzuoyou，chengzhongchouduanpu、dangpu、yaodianzhangjuxianshengzhilei，meiyuexinshuiyeyoubayuanjiuyuan，ruopengshanghoudaodongjia，guogeshiyuanyeshiyoude。
yinianjici，taoqianrenbuzhutanlekouqi。
hunzairenqunzhong，taoqianyibianwangmudedierqu，yibianzeshisisuoqilezhuanqiandaji。
laoshishuo，wushilisanyu、jiaqiangzheiliangweijianshangmianfeizengyudezhuanqianxiaoqiaomen，bingbunengsuanhenxihan，bushishenmehenbadaohendujiadejiqiao。
dantaoqianyi“chengyoushudianlaoban”zheigeshenfenlaisikaodehua，bixudechengren，fangfadoushiyouxiaode。
zunzhaoerrensuoshuo，zhuanxiewenbaoqianjuebushishenmenanshi。
taoqianbingmeiyouyuanshenneimeyufu，budasuanjujue“yinyuan”zheimekeaidewushi，suoyilianzhengzhayouyuyixiadoumeiyou，zhijiejiubenmatoubiandeshuchangqule。
shenmediyijidierji，tadasuandouzhaozuo。
renyaoguilian、shenhuazhiguaixiaoshuojinyibo，yansujinshutoumolaiyizhengtao，huabaonvlangyoudehuayesouluoguolai，xiyangguichudefanyishuyetongtongdouzhengshang……jintianzheiquanfujiadangbuhuachuqubusuanwan，zhiduoliujikuaitongbanmaimantouchi。
zhiyushuohaodemingriqingliangweilaogetaianjuyangrouhuoguo……wozheimeqiongsuandeshusheng，shecizhangyeshihenhelideshiba。
taoqianzheimexiangzhe，zuijiaorenbuzhushangyangqilai。
buguohenkuaitaoqianyouxiangqilezijidechuanyuezheshenfen，siweiyixiazigengfasanle。
“duia，wokeshichuanyuezhea，zhitingguoshuangsidechuanyuezhe，meitingguoqiongside。”
“rangwoxiangxiang，daolezheizhongshidaibeijingdeshijie，zuihaodezhuanqianfangshiyounaxie？”
“mai**？buxingbuxing，zheigezhishaodewoyedangshangjunfacaiyoucaozuodekongjian。
hekuangsheizhidaobenshijiedeyangrenmenpankejishupandaoneilile，wanyirenjiayijingsuishoubadiaodaileisi、heisibaisidouzhengshangleni。”
“wenchaogong？maosikeyia，suiranyinweilishigejuwanquanbutong，danxianxiaxuanhuanzhilei，haishidayouxiwangde。”
……
yifanyiyinchangxiangjieshu，taoqianrenyishililecaishijie，youguoxiaobanchengqu，henkuaidaodamudedi。
寻仙码头！
taoqiansuiranyijingzaiyuanshenjiyizhongtiqianyuelanguomatoudemoyang，kecikezhenzhengjiandao，rengjiushirenbuzhuluchuletubaozizhuanshubiaoqing。
yinweicaishijiexingchang、xianzhongpingminshenghuozhuangkuangdeng，taoqianmorenzheishijieyuzijiqianshixiangbiguoyuluohou。
danyanqiansuojian，querangtaoqianganjuezijicuole。
qianfangkouan，jianghejiaohui，baigeqianfan，renchaoyongdong。
chuledadaxiaoxiaodemufanchuan，zaiyuanchujiaoshendeshuiqu，haichuxianleyisousoumaozheheiqidezhengqitiechuan。
matoushangderenaoyuanbushicaishijiekebi，youchuanzheduanda，huoshiluoshangshendebanyungongren，yougeshitanfan，yougeshifurenshangren，youjianghurenshi，youguanyuanshibing，shenzhihaiyoubushaojinfahongfadexiyangyiren。
“xunxianxianruci，neishengchengni，haiyouyuanshentingguoweiquguodemodou、didouni？”
taoqianhuranyouxierexuefeitengqilai。
zheishijie，huoxubitaxiangxiangzhonggengjiaguili、guangmao。
jiranlaileyizao，buhaoshengtansuotiyanyifan，qibushikuidafale。
zheiniantouluoxia，taoqianxiaolexiao，meizaijixuguanchamianqianshengjing。
xunzhenaohaizhongdejiyi，wangmatouyicezouqu。
xunxianxianzuoweibuxiaodekouanchengzhen，matouzhuqushuyuzhuruyantiemeitancileidashengyi。
shuchuan、huachuanyilei，zhinengzaixiaojiaoluo。
meicuo，zheierzheshiyiqide。
dangtaoqianlaidaodifang，haimeikaojinneijisoudashuchuan，queshixianyibukandaotingzaihewannei，yuemoqibasoudabandehuazhizhaozhan，yanliyaoyede“huachuan”。
kaojinxiehou，gengshibaoleyanfu。
qizhongyisouchuanshang，youweiyizheqingliangdenvzizhengzaiyahuansihouxiaxifa。
neinvzizhiduoshuangshinianji，pizheziseboshawaiyi，yinyuekejianneizhongzhijindudou，qiwanyaobeiduianbianshi，yaofuxiadehudujiqijingren。
sisi……taoqianerbian，daoxilengqizhiyinfenfenxiangqi。
huangusizhou，quejianshencedenanrenmen，buguanqiongfulaozhuang，jiedoushiyiliantongkuwunaidewanxialeyao。
jibianruci，haiyigegewubijueqiangdetaitouyaoqukan，zitaiwanruoshentouwugui。
taoqiancongcongsaoguoneichuanyiyan，jixiamingzi“huanxihao”hou。
zhuantoubianyongbiyidemuguangsaodangzheiqunlaosepi，xuanjidiuxiayiju：
“有辱斯文！”
huayinluoxia，touyebuhuijiuwangzuocehewanneijisouchishuibuqiandedachuanqule。
chitayijibeicitucaodezhongrendaoyemeinao，lianlianbushedezaikanjiyanhou，youbushaorenyegenleshanglai。
zheilimian，wuyishiqiongren。
congchuanzheshanglaikan，meiyigedoubitaoqianyaofutaiduo，qieyulisanyu、jiaqiangzheidengputongshangjiabutong，laidaozheiliderendouyouzhexiexushuxiangqi，dabanqingya，juzhisiwen。
shuchuandeguiju：yaoshangqu，bixudeyou“shuping”zheidongxi。
zheiwubingbushizhuanshuyutaoqianzheizhongshudianlaobande，shishishanghenduorendouyouzigehuoqu。
biruguanhuan、shengyuan、jurendengdeng。
haiyoubendidazudezidi，minjiandaru，shufadajiadengdeng。
chuleshudian、shusilaobanzheixie，qiyurenkeyitongchengwei“zangshuke”，tamenqishiyeshizuishoushuchuanzhurenhuanyingdehaoke。
fanguolaixiangtaoqianzheileixiaoshudiandelaoban，suiranzhanlegepifademingtou，dandoukoukousousoude，meishenmegoumaili，shiyichuyushuchuanbishiliandezuididuan。
taoqiandayaodabaidezouguoqu，zhijiexuanlezuidayisouhuanzuo“zhuangyuanhao”deshuchuan，chushiyizhangguanfubanfadeshupinghou，caizhetizidengdengdengjibujiushangqule。
tagangyizhanwen，jiujianyishijisuideshutongyingshanglai。
zheishutongkanzhenianjixiao，yanlidaoshijidula，dayanyikanjiufenbianchuletaoqiandeshenfenhecaili。
lianshanggangzhanfangkaidecanlanxiaorong，zhuantoujiusongjiletaoqianshenhoushanglaide，youyiweikanshangqubianshidarudezhangranlaozhedailingzhedeqibaweidazuzidi。
jiabanshanghaiyouqitadeyingkeshutong，suiranshihulayixiaweishanglai，danfanyingyedoushizheiban，douquyingleneixiedadianlaoban、haoshuangzangshuke、dazudaruzhilei。
穷酸书生？
请自便。
haozai，taoqianyebushishakeqideren。
zhijiezhuaizhuyigeshutong，zitashouzhongchouguoyidieshumudan，erhoutouyebuhuijiuwangdaikedezhucangzouqu。
yibianzou，yibianditoukanxiangmulu。
shumudanshanganzhaojingshiziji、zhudaozangshu、xiaoshuoxiqu、bitanzajidengdengfenlei，chuledaleifenfa，haixifenlegezhongbutongdexiaolei，biaozhulebutongdeyinshuabanben。
ruguoshiyuanshen，qishidoubuyonggengshenrujinqule。
zhiyaozhanzaijiabanshang，zhijiehexiadingdanjiaoqian，buduoshijiunengbeizheyigedabaoguoxiachuan。ruguomaiduoxie，laobanhaihuiteyiqinggekulibangmangsong。
danzheicilaide，shitaoqianziji。
“yisoushuchuan，jiuxiangdangyushiyizuoxiaoxingtushuguan。”
“erqiezheixieshuchuanchulehuishoumaizhengchangdeshujiwai，haihuipairenquyanbugechushougoushuji，youqidingzheneixiepinkurenjiazubeiliucundegubenmice，suoyizheixieshuchuanshangchangchanghuichuxianyixiejiazhibufei，xihanteshudehaoshu。”
“renyaoguilian、yansujinshu、huabaonvlangzheixiesuishidoukeyimai，jiranlaile，xiankankannengfoujianlou，shunbianyeyanzhengyixiedongxi。”
“neixieshenxianguiyi、chaofanxiuxingdengcunzai，ruguohuizaishuyeliuxiahenji……zheili，yingdangyoubuxiaodejihuikeyijiechudaoba？”
taoqianmouzhongshanshuozheyiweibumingzhise，muguangrengxiayishidezaishudanshangsuoxun。
huran，tatingzhulejiaobu。
muguangluozaishumudandemoweichu，neiliyouyixingmingxianshihoulaicaitianshangqudehongseziti。
上书：文曲福盒！
taoqianmeitouweiweizhouqi，suishouyoushizhuaizhuyigezhengtaotaobujuexiangmoushudianlaobanjieshaoxinbanmengxuecongshudeshutong。
henshizhijiededianzheneisizi，wendao：
“wenquwozhidao，zheifuheyoushishenmeyisi？”
beilazhudeshutongsuiranhenshibuman，buguosihuyedaizherenwuzaishen。
jianzhongyuyoukerenwendaolexinxiaoshouxiangmu，meimuyejikefeiyangqilai，suoxingduizhebaokuotaoqianzainei，zhouzaoyiquankeren，xingfenjieshaodao：
“guikeninkeshiyixiazizhaodaohaodongxile。”
“zheishiwomendongjia‘jueshibaiguan’zuixintuichudexiangmu，zhuweiyedouzhixiao，womenzhuangyuanhaohuiquyanbugechushougougubenmice。”
“lunjizangshushuliang，benshengnaizhiyuzhouzaoshusheng，chuqueguanjiadeshukuwai，womenjiashuodier，kongpayewunajiaganshuoshidiyi。”
“womendongjiayouganzhuweiduishuzhiai，teyishejileyigexinqiwanfa。”
“womencixingzhunbeilegongjiyiqianwenqufuhe，meiyihezhongdouzangyoushiceweizhishuji，youchangshu，yeyouzhenguidegubenmice，yihuoshihuabaoxuanchuanye。”
“fuhezhijia，fenyikuaiyinyuan、liangkuaiyinyuanyijiwukuaiyinyuansanzhong。”
“zhuwei，womendongjiachengnuo，jibianweinengkaichujiazhibaiyuan、qianyuandegubenmice，hezhongqiyushujizhijia，yejuebudiyufuhebenshenzhijia。”
“哗”
zheishutongyifanrangrenrexuefeitengdetuixiaoyushuowan，taoqianjikejiukandaozhouzaoxuduorenyanjingdouliangleqilai，huxiyejiculexie。
ertaoqianziji，cikewanquanyazhibuzhutucaodexiangfa。
“neishenmejueshibaiguan，zhenshigerencai。”
“shentaniangdewenqufuhe，zheibujiushigudaibandemangheme？”
neiyilianjianxiangdeshutongjiangwenqufuhetaolushuochulaishi，taoqianyijingnengxiangdaozhouzaozheixierendefanyingle。
youneigubenmicedeyouhuo，jiashangshuchuanlaobanchengnuobaojia，chuleyushengyixiangguandeshudianlaoban，huoshiyixieqingxinguayudedarudajia。
qiyuren，duobanshishoubuzhude。
guoran，taoqianhuanshiyiquan，jikejiusaodaoleyishuangshuangfangzheguangdeyanjing。
“赌博害人啊！”
taoqianneixindequanjie，zishiwurentingjian。
daikedezhucangzhong，zhixiangqiyiju“daiwomenqu”，xuanjiyidaqunrenjiuzaijigeshutongdedailingxia，hualachaozhemougechuancangqule。
taoqiantucaowan，heiheiyixiao，yegenleshangqu。
suishuodoulimeishenmeyinqian，danjianshiyifanzongshihaode。