songzhengdeliansenankanzhiji，biqitingdaoyangyufeidaititachuyannanerhaibushuang，xiongkouxiangduleyituanmianhua，shangbulaixiabuqude。
“nikanni，bugaosunishiweinihao，nifeidedaposhaguowendaodi，”akyaotou。
songzhenggangjingongsideshihoujiuduixumulinyijianzhongqing，shenzhihaidadanbiaobaiguo，xumulinouerhaijieguotajinchugongsi，buguohoulaibulelezhile，songzhengdaoxianzaidoumeinongmingbai，neishidexumulindaodishiduitayouyisihaishimeiyisi。
zongzhi，zheichenglexindideyigeci，benlaiqianqiandizhazaixinkou，xianzaiyixiarulerou。
butitaduixumulinhaiyoumeiyouganqing，danduifangbaoyangyangyufeihaiqiangtaxijiuzugoudatalian。
还是狠狠的一巴掌。
“zheiduigounannan，zaowanyouyitianwoyaosiletamen。”
“xingle，niyiweishimianbaoni，xiangsijiusia，”akwunaiyaotou，“zuzong，woquannibuyaoquyingpengying，duinimeihaochu。”
“zhengmiangangbuguowohaibunengshiyinzhaole，nikankanwoyanjingliyoushenme？”songzhengzhizheziji。
“眼屎？”
“机智啊！”
“...”akfue，“xingxingxing，nijizhi，quantianxianizuijizhi，fanzhengzuizuoshenmedoubiejizijiliubabing。”
“那还用说吗。”
akfadongyinqing，conghoushijinglikanzheta，haixiangzaiquanyiquan，“qishiyulequanjiushiyigeruorouqiangshidedifang，nibuzugouqiangdeshihouhaishirenyishifengpinglangjingdehao....”
“daoliwodong，keyulequanyeshisharenbujianxuededifang，bujinzetui，dengyangyufeineixiaozichibangzhendeyingle，huaxinghaiyouwolizudedifangma？”danpingtazhiqianxihuanxumulinbingqiegongsirenjinjiezhizheiyidian，yangyufeikendingbuhuifangguota。
“也对。”
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阿K将人送到家。
songzhengjinfangzidediyishijianbianshidakainuanqi，gangcaizaichelizugouwennuan，xialecheyoushiyizhenfahan，hulenghuredenanshou，zhiyoubeinuannuandekongqibaoweicaihuijuedeshenxinshuchang。
ketingzhongjianchajishang，haizhengqidebaifangzhejuben，limianjialehenduozhushiheyixiezijidejianjie，kejiantaduinanerzheiyijiaosedeyongxin，hewangchangyiyang，songzhenghaishibeilebiannanerdetaici。
yinwei，zheigejiaosebixushitade！
beiwantaicimangwansuoshihou，songzhengcaiweileweiqunkaishizijijizijizuofan，youmoyouyangzuochuleyidunnengdusixiaoqiangdeheianliaolihouguoduanfangqi，ranhoudianlewaimai。
waimaixiaogezaibangexiaoshihouzhunshisongda。
jiangcaibaishangzaizhuodetongshi，doulideshoujiyehuankuaixiangqilai。
songzhengkanleyanshangmiandelaidianxianshi，dakaishipintonghua，jiangshoujikaozheshoubianchabeishuzhe，yishouduanwanyishoujiacai。
“xiaosongsong~zanmenyitianmeiyoudadianhuale，xiangbuxiangwo~~~”shipinlidenanziyitoujinhuangfase，niangliniangqi。
songzhengjialeyigewanzisaijinzuilijiaobajiaoba，mantiaosilidao：“woyoubingba，woxiangniganma，haimeichibaonijiuxiangrangwochengzhe？”
“aiyou，nizenmezheimeshuo~~woshiyouhaoxiaoxigaosuni。”
“tingnidehaoxiaoxiwonengzhandianshenmehaochu，nengwangwokalidaqianma？”songzhengbukeqidifanwen。
zheigehuangmaoniangniangqiangjiaoshanghua，shimingfuqishidegongzigeer，tangzhechibabeizidouchibuqiongdeneizhong，yebuzhidaonagenjindacuoqudulegepingminyingshixueyuan，zheicaiyushanglesongzheng。
songzhengneipiqi，zenmeshuoni，jiushikanbuguanshenmejiushuo，beirenqifuleyehuixiangjinbanfahaihuiqu，suoyizhouweidetongxuejuedetabiaomiandayilinranshizeshifenbeibi，yincimeishenmepengyou。
qiaole，dangshideshanghuayemeishenmepengyou，erqietahenzantongsongzheng，youshenmeshuoshenmebuduima？beiqifulebuyinggaihaihuiquma？naercuole？
suoyishanghuachanshanglesongzheng，liangrenmeichengrenguobicishipengyou，buguobipengyougengqinmijiushile。
“neng，daihuierjiujinikalidashangyibaigeyi，”shanghuaxiaomianruhua，pengzheshoujimanmanzhuanleyiquan，“caicaizheishinaera？”
songzhengdadadifanlegebaiyan，“diqiu。”
“sheitemebuzhudiqiua！”
“cangyingnaodaidewaixingrenbei。”
“pu，”shanghuabeitadoulele。
“ganjinshuoa，youshenmehaoxiaoxi？”
shanghuabuzaimaiguanzi，dao：“wojintianxiangjialirenchujule。”
songzhengdunledun，weiweiyayi，youmanmanjiaozherouwan，muguangzhushizheyuanyuanliandandeshanghuasanlianwen：“zhendejiade？zheisuanhaoxiaoxi？nibushihaipapigukaihuayizhibugantima？”
“butiyedeti，tuodeyuejiuyuemafan。”
“neinixianzai...”songzhengyouxiedanxinta，yishanghuadejiatingbeijingqianjiaochujuhoujiaojiuyaobeidasi。
“woxianzaihenhaoa，woyichujuwonanpengyoujiudaizhewopaole。”
songzhengtiaomei，“nihaiyounanpengyoule？”
“kebuma，wonanpengyouduiwokehaole，”shanghuadeyi，“woxianzaijiuzaiwonanpengyoujiali，a~yihouderizibietihuiduozirunle~”
shuozhe，shanghuabeihoudeyidaomenkaile，suiranyouxieyuan，danhaishiyinyuekandaokaimenshunjianmaochudedandanreqi。
yushi？zheishixixizhunbeikaiganle？
songzhengmilemiyan，coujinshoujipingmu。
mianduituranfangdadelian，shanghuaqiguai，“niganma，turancouneimejin？”
“wokankanninanpengyouzhangshenmeyang，huibuhuishirenshenniaotoudekonglongguai，neiwanyiershicantiandashunihaishibingpoyinzhen，yewohuoyanjinjingbangnixianchouchou。”
“niyoudua，”shanghuahahadaxiao，hudeshouliyikong，“ei...wodeshouji？！”yizhuanshen，congyushilichulaizhiweileyitiaobaiseyujinzaiyaojidenanrenyijingzhanzaitashenhou。
songzhengyehenchayi，benlaijiushisuibiankankanzheinanrenshenmeyang，naxiangturanzhijianliangrenjiuduishishangle。
neiliangdaoruilidemuguangsihugezhepingmujiunengchuanciguolai，weiyan、lengmo、gaogaozaishang...
“bingpoyinzhen？”nanrendeshengyinchendelihai。
songzhengyileng，“liwuxufa？”
pu，zijidaodizaidashenme，tamayiweishanglianduixialianma，gangxiangbushangyiju‘wozhengzaichifanxianguale’jieguoduimiandenanrenguadebitahaikuai。
huanleyihuier，meirenzhuhaishidalegeduosuo。