第4章
“huozong......nishuowogenruanjiejie，nigeng......aishei？......…”
nvhaideshengyinhenkuaibiandezhiliposui，shengjingyaomeimuanchen：“yanchu，wogennishuoguo，buyaowangtugenruanzhengbi！”
“hao，haoma......ni，zheimexiong，renjiahaipa......ayao......”
呵，阿曜。
ruanzhengzhandouzheshouxiangyaokuaisuqieduanzhuizong，dantawangle，moshiyiqidong，zaiqiangliedeqingxuganyingxiagenbenwufajieshu。
suoyitazhiyouyanzhengzhengdikanzhezheiyichanghuan++aijieshu。
kanzhemengyanchubaozhushengjingyaosajiao，kanzhenanrenbaozhetaquyushi。
kanzhetamenzaiyushilizaiduchanmian。
youkanzhemengyanchuhuanshanglingyitaoyifu，shengjingyaolianlianbushedizoudaomenbian：“wanshangdengwo。”
ruanzhenganzhuxiongkou，lingchidetongganrangtahunshenzhandou，leishuizhibuzhuliuxia，youbanzheqiangliedeexin。
tatuleyichang，zhenglileyifanzhuangrong，zouchuxiuxishi。
sijihegongzuorenyuangongjingdidengzaimenqian，suishidoudenghoujitatigongzuijiadefuwu。
zheishitashengtaitaideshurong。
jiurutongmeiniandeshengshinianhui，shengjingyaodouhuidaizhetagaodiaochuxi。
haohuadexianchang，yijingshiyixiangbinying。
阮筝走进现场。
yiwangmeiniandoushishengjingyaopeitongzhetayiqichuxi，suoyizheicitaduzichuxiandeshihou，yuangonghenshichayi。
“shengtaitai，shengzongzheicishibushiyouyaojinishenmejingxile？”
“shia，meiniandenianhui，doubianchengleshengzongdegaobaiwanhui，womendoushuoshengzongjiagongjisini！”
“zhenggerongchengwojiukeshengzongheshengtaitaidecp，shizaishizaishitaitianla！”
ruanzhenghaimeihuida，huichanghuranyipianheian。
toudingyinsedeguangshujujiaodaodaotatouding，guangdaihuanhuanxiangqianpuchengyitiaomanshihuabandelujing，taitoushijudadecangqiong，youxingxingzhuiluo。
lingyitou，shengjingyaopengzhemeiguihuachaotazoulai。
nanrenshenzitingba，meiyanyingjun，genduonianqiandehunliyiban，jiaobujianding，muguangshenqing，zhenggeshijiedouweiyutayiren。
tawozhetadeshouxuanshi：“azheng，zheibeiziwozhishiniyigerende。”
shiyanzhengzheng，ruzaierce，ruanzhengnaoziliqueshijixiedizhongfuzheneiyichanghanchanglinlidehuanaihuamian。
zheigenanren，huiyongwozhetadeshouqupengchulingyigenvrendeshenti。
huiyongguanxintadezuiquqinwenlingyigenvren。
tahaizaigaosushiren，gaosuta，tashitayigerende。
多么不好笑的笑话。
zhouweixiangqilezhangsheng，shengjingyaoshenqingkuankuandiwozhuletadeshou。
ruanzhengkanzhetadeshou，neishuangsihuaimengyanchuleisideshou，cikezhengqianzhetadeshouzhi。
tahuanhuantaitou，kanxiangtazhanxindeyifu，bojingyouceneixiaokuaidezhijiahuahenqingxicimu。
“azheng，jintianshishengshijituanbazhounianqingdian。shengshinengzoudaojintian，nigongbukemei。doushuotenglaoponengwangfengshui，wozhidaonipeiwoyiluzoulai，bingbutantuwodeqian。danshi，wobuzhidaogaizenmebiaodawodeaiyi。”
tapailepaishou，zhulihenkuaichengshangyifenfangchanzhengming，shi“zhengaiyisheng”desanchuangweizhizuijiadebieshuheyitaozishuijingshoushi。
“nishuoxihuanzishuijing，woganggangjiuquxuanleyitao。xihuanme？”
nanrendeshengyinzaierpan，dichencixing，ruanzhengkanzheheisesirongheziligenshoujishangruchuyizhedexianglian，tengdegoulouleshenzi。