第1章
“yaosan，lingtidji，mianqianghege！”
“zhaosi，lingtiburuliu，xiadengzizhi，buhege！”
“wangwu，lingtibji，zhongshangzizhi，bucuo！youwangburukaiguangxiuwei！”
yikuaishuodadejingshixia，yidaqunnianqingrenzhengyoutiaobuxudepaizhedui，yigegejieshixinggaocailiedeyangzi。
shenshouanzaijingshishang，fuxianchudapiandejinguang。
houwenmingshidai，lingqifusu，kejifadaderenleishehuiyinglailexiulianshidai，yishijiandaliangxiushiruyuhouchunsunbanmaolechulai。
genjuguanli，meiweinianmanshibasuidenianqingren，doubixujieshoulingticeshi，panduanshifouyounenglitazuxiushidexinglie。
“taihaole！woshicji，zheixiayouxiwangtaruzhujijingjiele！chengweiyimingdijixiushile！”
“ai，kexiwoshigebuhege，haishihuijiazuogeputongrenba。”
“............”
renqunzhong，yourenhuanxiyourenchou。
jiuzaizheishi，chuanlaiyishengjiansheng。
“zhaosusu，lingtiaji，shangdengzizhi，zhujixiuwei！”
yiweilaozhekanzhexiulianshishangfuxiandeshuju，pieleyiyanshenqiandepiaoliangnvsheng，yixiangpingdandemiankongyeliuluchumanyi。
人群瞬间炸锅了。
“shenme？ajilingti，haiyijingshizhujixiuweile？！”
“zheicaishibasuijiuyijingshixiushilema？zheideshiduonitiandetianfua......”
“zhenshirenbirenqisiren，yuanlaiwomenkukuzhuiqiudemubiaozaojiushirenjiadeqidianle，xinsaile！”
neipiaoliangdeshaonvdunshibianchenglewanzhongzhumudejiaodian，taaojiaodetingqiyouhududexiongfu，zuijiaoluchuyimotiancaibandexiaoyi。
zaizheigeshilizhishangdexiuxingshidai，zheibianyiweizheyuandaqiancheng，chengweiyimingxiushikeshiwushurenleidemengxiang。
“jiejie，mafannengrangrangma？”
kejiuzaizheishi，tadeshenhouquechuanqiyishengnaishengnaiqideshengyin。
shaonvlveyicuoe，huangusizhou，faxianmeiren。
“jiejie，wozainixiamianni......”
shaonvdixiatou，zheicaifaxianzhengyouyishuangshuiwangwangdexiaoyanjingzaizhushizhezijidedatui。
xiaoduantui、duangebo，yuandududexiaoliandan，chuanzheyinyoukatongrenwudeyifu，aixiaodegezizuzudileshaonvsangetou！
shengyinzhiqiweijian，yikanjiushineizhongliuqisuidexiaopihai。
“xiaopengyou，ni......”
zaidoushichengnianrenderenqunzhong，zheixiaohaimingxiangegeburuma。
shaonvhuahaimeishuowan，duifangyijingraoguoleta，jingzhijiangshouanzaileceshishishang。
轰隆！
tiankongzhouranjianyinchenleqilai，wuyunbiri，kuangfengdazuo！
ceshishimengranyizhen，danchuyidachuandeshuju：
sudu：sssss......
wuxing：sssss......
lingzhi：sssss......
lingti：sssss......
yidachuandeshuangdelaozheyanmaojinxing，zhouweirenyedoushiyiliandaizhi。
这是什么情况？！
zheishiyigexiaopihaideshuju？kaishenmewanxiao？！
“测试石坏了？”
laozhedunshijinzhangqilaile，dingzhekuangfengjiuyaocaozuoneikuaidashitou。
yaozhidaorendelingtijuexingyibandoushizaishibasuizuoyou，jiuzaizaitianfuyibingyezuiduoyeshishiwuliusuicainengkaiqi......
shudijian，ceshishizaidufuxianchujigejinsedazi：xiuwei：dixian！
帝仙？！
老者瞬间傻眼。
neibushizhichuxianzaichuanwenzhongdexiushitianhuabanjingjiema？
“kaishenmewanxiao？zhenggeshijieqijinweizhichuxianguodedixiandoumeiyoujiwei，zheigexiaohaizizenmekenengshidixianni？！”
laozheniannanzhe，jiuyaochupengdaoceshishideshunjian，neishitouquezhouranjianbengfachujinguang！
蓬！
测试石爆炸了！
shashijian，mudengkoudaidezhongrenhaimeifanyingguolai，jiubeibaozhaxianqideqilangjijifei，fenfenyundaozaidishang。
zhiyouneixiaohaiyijiuzhanzaiyuandi，wangzhemandilangjie。
“nima，youjilaozigaozale......”
xiaohaiyongnaishengmachuleyijuzanghua，yiliandewunai，
“wozhishidanggeputongren，jiuzheimenanma？”
ningyuan，zuoweiyimingdidaodechuanyuezhe，yijingyouleliangcizhongshengdejinglile。
diyishizuoweilanxingshangyimingwuhaoqingnian，yiwaizhuanshengdaoleyigehonghuangxiuxianshijie。jingguoleshushiwanniandexiulian，zhongchengyidaidadi，yongshengbumie，piniwanwu！weiletupopingjing，tateyiyongleniepanshentong，chenggongzhuanshengdaolezheigetonglanxingjiweixiangsidepingxingshijie。
zheiyekaishiletalvedaibeicanderichangshenghuo。
congchushengdeneitianqi，haishiyingerdetajiuyijingnenggouduzizouchuyiyuandebingfang，lianggeyuehoutineizixinglianchengjindan，liangsuiyuanying、sansuidacheng、sisuibanxian，wusuijiuyijingshijinxianle！
weileezhitadelinglifazhan，fumucongxiaojitafuxiagezhongyazhilinglidedanyao，kegenbenyushiwubu，tahaishizaizheizhongqingkuangxiachengzhangdaoledixian。
六岁的帝仙！
shiwuqianli......
benlaizhishiluguozheili，xingqushiranqiahaojinlaicoucourenao，meichengxiangyouyunniangchengleyichangdahuo。
“ai，youzhayunleyiqunren，yaoshiranglaodielaomazhidaole，gujiyoushiyigeyuechubulemen。”
tatianletianyazhizijilinglidebangbangtang，zhuanshenchaohouzouqu，
“haishiganjinpaoluba！”
zhishidangtadabugangtachuyibu，tiankongquemengdijianchuxianyibian，xuehongsedefengxizhouranjianjianglin！
wushuxuehongsedexuanwofuxianzaibankongzhong，chongchizhebangbodelingli！
yizuogaofengzhishang，hanfengxiaose。
“laile！moshenzhongyujianglinle！”
mimimamadexiushizaoyijujizailecidi，shenshangpizhewuhuabamendexiuzhenfaqi，weishoudelaorenhefatongyan，yixizijinsedaopao，shouchiwuselianhuafuchen，weiranbudong，xianguangsiyi！
shuangmuhaosicuicanxingchen，zhishizheyuanchudexuesefengxi：
“huolebaiwanniandemoshenzhongyutupofengyin，zaidujianglinrenshile！zheiciruobunengeshadiao，kongparenleijiangmianlinmiedingzhizai。”
cishicike，zaidaduoshurenleizaiweishengjimangliudetongshi，yichanghuitianmiedideweijizaoyiqiaoranjianglin！
laorenchenyindao，kanxianghoufang，pangdadexiushidajun：
“zhuweidoushiworenjiezuijingruidexiushi，xiuzhenjieshuqiannianyilaideqiaochu，ciciqingchaochudong，weideshihuwohuaxiawanniananning！worenzuanwei，quanxizaizhuweishouzhongle！”
“谨遵老祖训令！”
jingshenjueshuodexiushimengongshou，qishuashuayujianfeixing，gezhanshentong，conggaofengzhongcuanchu，zhibimudedi——xuesefengxi。
chaneijian，xuanlandeguangliangzaibankongzhongzhaoliang，xianfadaoshushunjianshizhanchulai！
changmianzhizhuangguan，kongqianjuehou！
此时此刻。
一条无人的大街上。
“qiguai，zheitianqizheimeyixiazibiandezheimeleng。”
ningyuantianzhebangbangtang，ziguzidedaliangzhesizhou。
huranjian，mianqianshudifuxianchuyigexuesefengxi，
“hehe，meixiangdaojuranyouxiaoguizhuanchengzaizheiyingjiewo。”
yiduixinghongsedeyanzhuzihuanhuanlulechulai，shengyinshayaeryinsen，
“woyijinghaojiumeiyouxiangshouguorenleichiqilaishishenmeziweile......”