ruanningdefensichongguolaibawoweizhu，tamenbawoenzaidishang，yudianbandequantouzazaiwoshenshang。
woshidanliruo，shuangquannandisijiao，zhinengbaozhenaodaisuochengyituan。
buzhiguoleduojiu，wobeidadehunshensuantong，zhouyihanzaiwoerbianxingzailehuodishuodao：“kandaomeiyou，zheijiushihewozuoduidexiachang！”
woyanjishoukuai，chenzhezheigegongfuzaicizhuazhutadeyifu。
tabeiwochedaoshuaizaidishang，woshunshiqizaitashenshang，fengkuangdihuiwuzhequantou。
zhouyihanbeidadefachuzhenzhencanjiao，wohaimeitingguoyin，jiubeiyigenanshengdaduan。
“都给我住手！”
xiaozhangwenxunganlai，renqunsisankai，wolianmangqishenzhenglixialingluandeyifu。
“qiaoqiaonimen，yigegexiangshenmeyangzi，zhouzongjinimensongdaozheilishirangnimendajiadema！”
“xiaozhang！niyaozaibulai，wojiuyaobeidasile！”
“zhouhaoyuzheigebaomudeerzi，touzoumamasongwodexianglian，maorenwodeshenfenjiusuanle，tahaidawo，rumaruanning。”
“wobababawosongdaozheigexuexiaokebushishourenqifude，xiaozhangkeyaotiwozuozhu，yanchengtazheigeshehuibailei！”
zhouyihandingzheyizhanghongzhongdeliandashengkusu。
xiaozhangkanjiantadecanzhuang，shenqingjiqibuyue，zhizhewoshuluodao：“zhenshixiumubukediaoye！xiumubukediaoye！”
“chushenbeiweijiuyinggaixiaofangchenping、luyu，ziqiangbuxi，nizhenshiwangfeilezhouzongdeyipiankuxin！”
“congmingtianqinibuyaolaixuexiaole，huijiahaohaofansheng，shenmeshihourenshidaolezijidecuowu，wozaikaolvshibushirangnihuilaishangxue。”
wozhenjingdikanzheta，yuanlaizheijiushiwoyizhizunjingdexiaozhangma。
wochengrendarenbudui，dantabufenqinghongzaobai，jiurendingwoshibaomudeerzi，shuowodaoqie。
有这样的老师吗？
woqiangrenzheyanleishoushiqizijisanluoyidishuben，zhouyihanyijiaocaizailewodeshoushang。
tajiaoshangyonglinianyazhewodeshouzhi，wotaiyanchongyipangdexiaozhangqiuzhu，tajingranzhuanguotoukanqiletianhuaban。
原来如此！
tayidingshishoulezhouyihandehaochu！
zhouyihanchongwotiaoxinyixiao：“dalewojiuzheiyangsuanlema？jiwokeshigexiangtou，wojiudayingnibugaosubaba！”
wozhijiecuizailetadelianshang，yaozheyaqiangrenzhejuliedetengtong，jueqianghetaduishizhe。
zhouyihannaoxiuchengnu，yangqiquantoujiuyaodazaiwodelianshang，turanjianyigeshuxidenvshengxiangqi。
“shisheiganqifuwoerzi！”
zhouyihanxiangshibeidingzhuyiyang，dongdanbude。
wowenshengwangqu，yigemanshengaodingdenvrenqishixiongxiongdizoulejinlai。
竟然是我妈回来了！