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“laozinayoubanyejiangguishiguhehunvtongshi？”
“wonalidiaoxilaobanniangle，fenmingshilaobanniangqingwodaobieshulishenrujiaoliugongzuoeryi。”
“made，yiqunhongyanbingdegoudongxiwumielaozi。”
yangbufanxinzhongfenfenbuping，juedezijibidouehaiyuan，chuchubeihongyanbingdetongshizhenduipaiji，shenzhijubaodaolaobanneilixitibaochaoyouyutaocan。
长得帅也有错？
youyuyangbufanhaichuyushixishiyongqi，lianzhengshihetongdoumeiqian，bujinmeiyoupeichang，haibeibaoanrenyuanquganchugongsi。
linzouqian，yangbufanhaibuwangqiao**jizhanzaimenkoudelaobanniangpaolemeiyan，gantanzheiniangmenbujinshencai**，gongfuzhen......zezeze......ranhouxiaosazhuanshenlikai。
离开了公司，。
yangbufankanzheshoujixianshiyue135kuai7mao8，youshiyuedizhunbeijiaofangzu，zheirangtazenmehuoa？
yuanbenyiweizijinengheqitachuanyuezheyiyang，chuanyuedaopingxingshijiehuodexitong，congcikaiqidiaodayiqiediaomaozamao，zoushangrenshengdianfeng，yingqubaifumeideguoshangzuoyongyoubaodelixiangshenghuo。
jieguo，yangbufanhuodechaojiguiguailianhuaxitong，xuyaozhuadaoyizhicainengchenggongjihuoxitong，yecaihuihuodexitongjiangli。
laozidoutamachuanyueguolaisangeyuele，xiabanhoulianxudunmudi，luanzanggangchulejiandaowenchongsheshuwai，bieshuojiangshiyaoshoule，lianguidoumeiyizhi，dangranchuleyigeqiongguiwai，shayemeiyou，haichadianbeirendangchengshenjingbingsongqujingshenbingyuan。
yangbufanyuanbenshilanxingyimingqinkuaikanganzhedeguangxilaobiao，zhengzhunbeixiatianzhanshizijijingzhandedaofashi，kandaolaganzhedehuocheshikongzhizhizhuangxiangzailubianwanshuadetongcunxiaohai，tayigejianbufeishenjiuren，renshijiuxiale，zijiquebeidahuochezhuangfeijishimi，dengtazaicizhengkaiyanjingshiyijingshenchupingxingshijie，chengweiyimingtongmingtongxinggangruzhigongsideshixisheng。
haiyiweizijichuanyuedaopingxingshijiejiubuyongdangniuma，jieguoniumachuanyuedaonalidougaibianbuleniumazuxuetong。
shenghuorucibeican，youwufajihuoxitong，yangbufandoukaolvyaobuyaozhongqiyicishishi？haihaofengyunlaobanniangjishijiyuwennuantitiedeguanhuai，cairangtadaxiaozhongqixiangfa。
不行。
laozibunengrucixiaochenxiaqu。
shuobudingxiayijiagongsidelaobannianggengtitierenni。
yangbufanhualeliangkuaiqiansaoleyilianggongxiangzhibenrencaishichang。
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人才市场。
renlairenwangbijiaoduoren，dajiaweileshenghuozhinengdangniumale。
yangbufanquanbushenjiazhishengxiayibaiduokuai，zuihaonengzhaoyifengongzigao，hainengrijie，zuihaonengbaosancan，laobanniangyoupiaoliangdegongzuo。
结果。
zhaolebantiannengrijiedegongzidi，haibubaochi，laobanhaishigekoujiaodanshenhan，gongzigaodeyouyuejie，yebubaochibaozhu，laobanniangzhangdeyoupangyouchou，shangbanshijianhaizeizhangshisansigexiaoshi，wanwanquanquanbarendangchushengyongle。
zhengdangyangbufanfangqixianghuisushezhongqishi，faxianjiaoluochuyouyiweishenchuanbaidaguatoufahuabaidelaozheyezaizhaogong，yushizoujinyikan，faxianshijiangzhoubinyiguanzaizhaogong：jiangzhoubinyiguanzhaogongyiming，zhaogongtiaojian：shentijiankang，meiyouxinzangbing，meiyougaoxueya，danda，tizhuang，dongfengshui，dongdaojiayixiezhishililunzheyouxian，baiban800/tian，yeban1800/tian，xinrenxianshangyebanqitian，gongziquanburijie。
殡仪馆？
duie，wozenmemeixiangdaozheixiedifangni。
zheifengongzuoduiwojijutiaozhanxing，danwanquanweizijiliangshendingzuo，wanyinengzailimianyushangyizhibanzhiapiao，zijiqibushinengjihuoxitongla？jibianyubushangapiaohainengnagaoxinjiejueshijishenghuowenti。
“xiaohuozi，gaoxinrijie，yidanbeipinyongzhijiegoumaiwuxiansanjin，haibuyongkouqian，jiuwennixindongbuxindong？”baifalaotoukandaoyangbufancouguolaiganjinxiaoxixidiwendao。
“yebanzhenji1800？”yangbufanyanmouzhanfangchuxiwangzhiguang，ruguozhenyouneimegao，neimeyigeyue30tian*1800=54000。
美滋滋。
“dangran，womenjiangzhou**danwei，tongsouwuqi，luyongderendoushuorengonggaofulihao，qingwenzheimehaodegongzuonalizhaoshiba。”baifalaotouyijiuxiaorongmanliandishuozhedaiyuyouhuo，duiyumeibeiluyongderenjibendoubeihedezhujinjingshenbingyuanzhizibuti。
“nimenbinyiguangaibuhuiyouguiba？”yangbufanshitanxingwendao。
“duia，youguide，jiuwennipabupa？”baifalaotouyeshitanxinghuiyingdao。
“hehe，pa？wolianqiongdoubupa，haipashenmegui，ruoshirenbanyepaole，wodounengzhijiebangnimenzhuihuilai。”
“hehe，chuiniuba，shangyigeyingpinzheyeheniyiyangxinshidandanpaizhexiongkoushuobupa，jieguocaidaolebanyebujinhedeniaolekuzi，jingshenhaishichangzhujinjingshenliaoyangyuanni。”
“wozenmenengyiyangni，laotounikanwoyangqichongzu，yishenzhengqi，guijianlewodouderaodaoerxing。”
“neiwokaoniyixiebinzang，fengshui，fuludejibenzhishikeyima？”
“meiwenti，nikaoba。”
baifalaotouyushixunwenyangbufanyixiebinzangguiju，fengshuibuju，fuluyunyongdengdengshifenjichudewenti。
yangbufanqianshizailanxingshi，tadabojiushiyiweidididaodaoxiangcundaoshi，jiaohuitabushaobinzang，fengshuidengbenshi，suoyibaifalaotoutiwendewentiquanbuduidaruliu，shenzhihaijilaotounongjigezhuaguizhaoshi。
“haohaohao，xiaohuozi，woquedingnijiushiwomenyaozhaoderen，wozhengshiluyongnichengweiwomenjiangzhoubinyiguanyuangong，jinwanbadianjiulaishangbanruhe？”baifalaotouyanmouyiliang，fangfofaxianlebaobeiyiyang，yushidangjixuanbuluyong，danxinliyexiwangzheigexiaohuozibuyaoxiangshangyiweiyingpinzheneibanbukan。
“neimerongyi？”yangbufanlengyixia，gaibuhuishihuyourendeba？
“xiaohuozi，wodong，limajinidiyitiangongzi，zheiyangnijiubuyongdanxinbeipianleba？”baifalaotoulijinaguoyangbufandeshoujivxintianjiahaoyou，youdakaishoukuanma，zhijiezhuanle1800guoqu，haoburongyihuyouyigeyoudanshi，youqiantudenianqingren，takebuhuiqingyifangguo。
“xingba，nibadingweifawoshoujishang，wowanshangjidianguoquheshi？”yangbufankandaolaotourucixinji，caicejiangzhoubinyiguanyinggaibujiandan，limiankendingyounengyinqiwaijiebushidedongxi。
yueyoudongxi，yangbufanyuegaoxing。
denglehaojiu，zhongyudengdaojintian，menglehaojiuzhongyubamengshixian......xiwanglaotoubuyaorangwoshiwang。
“jinwanliudianguolai，womenneibianyoushitang，chiwanfanwodainishuxihuanjing，yinggaimeiwentiba？”laotouzhijiehuiyingdao。
“没问题。”
“xiaohuozi，nibuhuinawodeqianpaoluba？”
“？？？？？”