第6章 我们真的只是在吃鸭架子

zheigechouqigaideshehuidiweibilonggehaigao?anzheimesuan,neitaqibushidixiachengdelaoda???

zheimeyixiang,laobanniangliandouheqingle,dezuiledixiadalao,zijizheidiandoubiexiangkaile。

laobanniangjimangpaolechulai,zhijiejilezijiyibazhang,kudao:“zheiweiye,wocuole,wocuole,woyanxia,woyanxia,buzhidaodayeninlai,aiyawei,wozhenshiyouyanwuzhu,daye,niraolewoba。”

yishunjian,laobanniangtaidu180dugaibian,gangcaidexiaozhangqiyanshunjianhuifeiyanmie,tazuomengyemeixiangdao,yanqianzheimebuqiyandexiaorenwu,jingranranglonggedoujingweisanfen!!

真是肠子都悔青了!

jiangxiaobaijinfangjianchonglezao,zhunbeixiulianlongshenxinjingshi,jiuyourenqiaomen。

jiangxiaobaizhichuanletiaoneineijiuqukailemen。menwaizhanzhedezhengshilonggedemeimeiliqin。

“a?gegezenme**yifu?”liqindanshouwuzhulezijideyanjing,queteyiluchuleyitiaoshoufeng,toukanzhejiangxiaobaineijianshuoyoujieshidejirouquxian。

“meimeiganmani?zheishisonghuoshangmenma?haha。”jiangxiaobaidiaoxidao。

“shenmeya,womailezhouheiya,guolaigennidaoqiande,wojiaoliqin,nini?”liqinyilianaimudekanzhejiangxiaobai,gangcaijiangxiaobaizoutagededongzuoshizaishitaikule,tajiuxihuanzheizhongyoudianhuaihuaide,shiliyouhenqiang,haihenaizhuangbidezhanan。

“woxingjiang,minglaogong,yibanrendouzhijiejiaowomingzi。”jiangxiaobaiyibenzhengjingdishuodao。

“haoa,laogong?”liqinhuabuguonao,dangjihanlechulai,danyileng,faxianbuduijing:“laogong?aiya,taoyan,nizhanrenjiabianyi。”

“哈哈。”

“jini。”liqinbazhouheiyadishang,yanjingquebuwangkanzhejiangxiaobai,kandaoneishenti,xinpengpengzhitiao,liandouhongle。

jiangxiaobainaguozhouheiya,shuodao:“lailailai,womenquchuangshangyiqichi。”

“weishenmeyaoquchuangshangyiqichia?”liqinyoudiannanweiqingdishuodao。

“yinweimeidifangzuoa,burannixiangshenmeni?”jiangxiaobaishuodao。

“wowowo,wocaimeixiangshenmeni!zuochuangshangjiuzuochuangshang,zheiyoushenmede。wocaibupani。”liqinshuozhe,zhijietuolexiezi,pashanglechuang。

zheishi,liqinyenaleyigeyajiazi,gangyaokenshang,wanghouyiyang,jieguoshiqulezhongxin,zhenggerenpudaolejiangxiaobaideshenshang,haibupianbuyi,zuibaduizhezuiba,zuibazhijianzhenghaoshiyiyajiazi。

liqindayandengzhejiangxiaobai。

jiangxiaobaiyebeizheituruqilaideyizhaojizhengmengle!!

什么情况?

xianzailierendouzheiyangdangliewule?

jiangxiaobaiganjuedaoliqinxiongkoujudadeliangtuorouyazaizijishenshang!neizhongganjueyoudianshangtou。

不是飞机场吗?

yejiuzaizheishi,nishuohaoqiaobuqiaode,fangmengangcaimeisuo,yibatuikaile。

“查房!”

yigenvjinghuadaizheyigezhushou,turanzoulejinlai。

dangshineiqifenneishixiangdangdegangaa。

nvjinghuayilianchayidekanzheyanqiande‘gounannv’!!

jiangxiaobaiyibatuikaileshenshangdeliqin。

ranhouduinvjinghuagangadishuodao:“jinghuaxiaojiejie,ruguowoshuo,womenshizaichiyajiazi,nixinma?”

“xinnigetouyoushini,dabaitiandezaifangjianlipiao!jiuzhidaonibushihaoren!doujiwohuijuliqu!”meinvjinghuayexiaodanyilianxianqidishuodao。

“meinvjinghua,zhenbushia,womenshizhendezaichiyajiazi,niyaobuyao?”jiangxiaobaihaiteyibayajiazidileguoqu。

“nidangwo**a?chiyajiazixuyaotuoyifuma?chiyajiazixuyaolouloubaobaoma?chiyazixuyaozuiduizuima?”yexiaodanfanbodao。

pangbiandezhushoukeleyisheng,qingshengtixinglemeinvjinghuayiju:“shijie,shichiyajiazi,bushichiyazi。”

“xianzaimeiqubiele!doujiwodaizou,ruguochachulainimenyouzhuanzhangjilu,dengzhejuliu15tianba。doudaizou!”yexiaodanhenqiangshideshuodao。

“bushi,xifu,zhenwuhui!”jiangxiaobaikuxiaobude,chengshitaoludouzheimeshenma?

“sheishinixifule?buxuluanjiao!”yexiaodandengzhejiangxiaobai,xianranzhenshengqile。

zheinvjinghuaneishinaixiongnaixiongdea,yingerdewawalian,zheishengqiqilai,haiyiweitahanzheyaochinaini。